It could be a bad thing or it could be your body saving energy at an extreme level to avoid sweating in the heat of summer. I'm sometimes like this because I lived in Hawaii/Vietnam. Question might be if your body can adapt to cold weather if need be when the time comes. It's truly a war between EQUALITY and the ever liberal concept of having EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE, meaning it depends outside of vague generalities, leftists & humans on average can get lost in logical paradoxes and what have you and that's the heart of comedy, that's the point.

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33/ Oatmeal DEMANDS reparations for being a PETROLOGICAL liar, I love me some PETRO GAS and some PETRA MUSIC. 34/ Memes World Productions CEO EZ Blazer, but I aint no fish in some fish tank. 35/ If the people at the Memes World Productions on Discord could give me something I want, RIP to the GOAT, I would come in there hot with my CREAMY OATMEAL in two seconds no questions asked. RIP Legend. What are you waiting for? 36/ If you can give me something I want, then I might be willing to perhaps give you something you want. Call this an ULTIMATUM. Call it a trade, compensation, transaction. Call it whatever you want. But why would I want to hang out in super secret private Discord server? 37/ If you could get long lost @facebook content, if it's good enough, if it's big enough, then I may give you one free day of interaction on Discord, I am willing to give you that trade as @Meta started their CENSORSHIP on me at least by 2010 at the VERY LATEST or earlier too. 38/ Like if you find long lost secret online OATMEAL content from the 1990s from Yahoo! at @yahoomail from Instant Messenger (IM), @YahooNews @YahooFinance @YahooFantasy @YahooSports @YahooEnt @YahooMusic @YahooSG, The Geo City websites, screenshots, links, etc. 39/ Or find my long lost content from the 1990s from American On-Line (AOL) @AOL's IM services, the old chat rooms of AOL, Yahoo, etc. If only people could find my long lost emails from @aolmail, @yahoomail, etc. RIP to the Legend of the Ancient Internet. 40/ Find me my long lost posts from Xanga at Xanga.com and Bebo at Bebo.com and MySpace @myspacetom and Diary Land at DiaryLand.com @Diaryland and the list goes on and on. 41/ If you want my attention, find me my long lost Internet content that was banned or buried including content from chat rooms, instant messenger (IM), forums, websites, social media going back to the 1990s, AOL, Yahoo, Xanga, Bebo, MySpace, Diary Land, Blogspot, Facebook, etc. 42/ Never mind MARS ATTACKS because LIZARD PEOPLE ATTACKS ME, if only you could recover my deleted 10K+ videos YouTube stole from me, they truly Vietnam Kathy Biked Me, it was barbaric for @TeamYouTube to Blake Webb my soul. 43/ OATMEAL is MISSING LONG LOST CONTENT from the 1990s, his INTERNET ACTIVITY, conversations, comments, messages, emails, website pages, usernames like Darth_Lazer, Star_JSA, Bumbaloe, Cooooool_Kid, etc (case sensitive?) from place like AOL, Yahoo, instant messengers (IM), etc. 44/ I lost one of my first if not very first blog online at Diary Land at DiaryLand.com @Diaryland, I even paid them $18 to get the content back. They owe me that money or content my old Internet journal which I started around 2002-2004. 45/ I have a FATAL ATTRACTION to my long lost online presence I had in the 1990s making me the most banned original oatmeal in the world, another brick on the wall, if only you could retrieve it back for me, I'm a victim of censorship. 46/ I am going to assume most of the cult monks at MEMES WORLD PRODUCTIONS who spend all day MOCKING ME on DISCORD in a SUPER SECRET DISCORD SERVER you CANNOT AND WILL NOT EVER JOIN OR VISIT barely ever read my content or watch my video or anything else like this thread here. 47/ Roy Merrick compares OATMEAL to POOP, Roy seems to always have his account sit on Discord, it looks as if he is online 24/7 during the weekdays each week and then magically he disappears for the weekends, his profile vanishes, he goes offline, I find this pattern ludicrous. 48/ Probably starting in June of 2023 or sooner, I may only check Discord weekly or monthly because nobody ever goes there, it is all very surface level, they go there to mock me which is fine. But it's all one dimensional. At least be more creative with your feedback with me. 49/ Am I just a big joke on Dead Wing Dork when he made a video about me on Valentines 2022, is that what people from Canada who pretend to be Darkwing Duck do, is he just a claw of the TMNT Shredder, was that just a simple one hit wonder, did my politics scare him away forever? 50/ Was I just a joke when I was on the You Can Ask iJustine IJ @ijustine show back in 2009 just because I had a demented beard and audio delay on an @Apple computer, I love dancing, I love oatmeal, I love TMNT, I had the biggest crush on her, is that all that I am to people? 51/ Was I just a big fat joke when I appeared as Green Original Oatmeal on TV in 2010 on the @comcast Wanted Adventure Host on channel 38 in the Pacific Northwest, the Sports Net channel or whatever it was called, is that why they featured me in commercials all over the place? 52/ Was I a big joke when I was building the Mea Omnia website at MeaOmnia.com to compete with Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, banks, Instagram, TikTok, SnapChat, and other social media platforms, networks, websites, forums, email, many who banned me, they delete me, etc. 53/ Why did Twitter ban my GIF, I go into GIF on Twitter which come from TENOR @gifkeyboard at Tenor.com and I try to put this GIF in and it will not post @elonmusk @Twitter @TwitterCreators @TwitterSports @TwitterMusic @TwitterLive @TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety. 54/ Is Twitter trying to compete with Kathleen Kennedy by BLOCKING memes and GIFS of Oatmeal Joey Arnold, just type in joeyarnoldvn in GIF on Twitter, try to post a GIF of me, it will not post, it just sits there, why? Why do that to me. Only 90. 14th Amendment. Shin Super Sentai. 55/ And just like that, Roy is back online on Discord. But I doubt he is reading this here. I don't think he is smart enough for that. Roy aint no Anthony Davis in the world of the Oregon Ghetto of Cool Kid. Aint no cat gonna climb that jeffreywalters tree to find the ducks come. 56/ Was I a joke when I was banned off the Theology Online forum website around 2010 and 2011 @theologyonline for posting a meme of a gay version of Jesus, it was a video meant to make a point and not to like mock Christianity or whatever. Was it blasphemy? Rotten tomatoes? 57/ People on Discord think I cannot help myself but return to Discord, that I have a COMPULSIVE ADDICTION to that server of the Memes World Productions. Never mind the 14th Amendment, that server on Discord is not giving me anything, it's not offering anything, so why be there? 58/ I have poured out all of my oatmeal on that secret server on Discord since 2022 and for what, they don't care what I did there, they didn't actually read what I wrote on Discord, they pretend to interact with me for half a second once a month or once a week. Waste of time. 59/ If you give me what I want, then I might give you what you want, I may interact with you on Discord, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, SnapChat, Instagram, Hive, YouTube, Rumble, Gab, etc. I might do it. But what are you going to give me is my question. What do you got? 60/ I might bite if you make me videos, photos, memes, articles, GIF, films, documentaries, posts, blogs, websites, content, AI, forums, threads, comments, messages, email, art, screenshots, diagrams, maps, lists, links, illustrations, feedback, questions, interaction, etc. Taxed. 61/ All of that is good but what I really want is to retrieve long lost banned Oatmeal content going back to the 1990s from places like Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Yahoo, AOL, DiaryLand, Xanga, ASOV, TOL, instant messengers (IM), Skype, Bebo, MySpace, social media, websites, etc. 62/ Haters and lovers of Oatmeal Joey went to the Discord server of Memes World Productions in 2022 to talk about me. But what I really need is to continue working on the documentary series, blogs, videos, photos, memes, pages, outlines, etc, regarding my autobiography, my life. 63/ I am still putting together a series detailing how I was banned off many websites like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram, WordPress @WordPress, and the list goes on and on and on. I've been working on that for years. It affects you too. If you can help me with that Sting. 64/ I've been secretly monitoring the PRIVATE DISCORD SERVER at discord.gg/SjKcddF5St where people talk about me. But if nothing changes by June of 2023, I may only visit them once a week or month or who knows. Nothing ever happens there. It's dead. 65/ It's a waste of time for me to post there on Discord as it goes in one ear and out the other, they complain when I don't comment there but they also totally ignore me when I do interact on Discord making it a lose-lose situation, HELL YEAH. 66/ Invite me for a real conversation, let's schedule a time, stream the video live in real time on all the websites, YouTube, Twitter, Rumble, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Bitchute, Odysee, blogs, forums, other websites, Blonde Banned Video of Alex Jones, etc, simultaneously. 67/ People on Discord, type in Green8325 and I will respond to it on Discord, this is the secret word, the secret code or password which tells me you are reading this. But I know you are not. So, I may never interact on that Discord server ever again. At least not until you know.

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It could be a bad thing or it could be your body saving energy at an extreme level to avoid sweating in the heat of summer. I'm sometimes like this because I lived in Hawaii/Vietnam. Question might be if your body can adapt to cold weather if need be when the time comes.

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It's truly a war between EQUALITY and the ever liberal concept of having EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE, meaning it depends outside of vague generalities, leftists & humans on average can get lost in logical paradoxes and what have you and that's the heart of comedy, that's the point.

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Hanna goes to Sanctuary to make a deal to give up the daughter who is his grand daughter. Not sure if that will happen. Cop said that was like making a deal with the Devil.

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She was becoming the new cop. The older cop guy was sad.

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Timestamps: All timestamps are generally in Pacific Standard Time (PST) or Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) unless otherwise noted. Daily Oatmeal Post. Welcome to the Oatmeal Daily with your host, Oatmeal Joey Arnold. That's me. I'm Oatmeal Joey. Each day, I publish these entries, posts, articles, web pages, stories, etc, to websites, etc. This is mostly a personal blog, diary, journal, or autobiography. I teach class sometimes at night. However, some of this may be useful, applicable, inspirational, educational, entertaining, etc. However, the template here is mostly that of a boring log. I've included my watch log near the bottom of this post listing some of the videos I've viewed. At the very bottom are some of my favorite links worth sharing. Dear diary journal blog, I got up at 11:20 AM. Forget dreams or they weird. Was up and down a few times like 08:00 AM and 10:00 AM. Went back to sleep each time trying to rest my body, sore from splitting wood past few days. Slight headache. I get up. I help mom redo the fencing around the squash bed. We redo a metal fence post. Breakfast, 12:03 PM. Helped Larry strap of a tree branch to align with the others to be more upright with like a seat belt like strap rope thing. Then helped him finish the fencing thing and rope gate thingy around the squash bed. Lunch, 01:47 PM. Back out to work around 03:00 PM to rake the squash bed. Did organizing. Filtered dirt, rocks, tree. Got the mail. Also, Walmart lady dropped off a package then drove her car back with another package. Is that it? I don't know, I hope so. I was organizing the backyard firewood stack, made a separate stack of longer branches to be cut shorter. Put smaller sticks and such into these five or so black plastic containers which had the plastic gardening pots and stuff I was cleaning out some weeks ago. Dishes around like 07:00 PM. Around like 08:00 PM, I recorded a mole drag cauliflower leafs into the mole hole. I dug that out into a bucket with a shovel. But no mole there. I dug around trails to find him. No luck. Mom moved the remaining of that type of plant to the raised bed. She put red peppers and things to scare the mole away. We will if the mole likes the other plants. I took pictures of the firewood in the back and the front. I continued splitting wood. Most of it is done now. I woke up with a sore body, back, all over, not just my hands. I hope I am a little better tomorrow. Dinner, 09:31 PM. Food log: Breakfast: coffee, orange, 12:03 PM. Lunch: potatoes and stuff stew is ok, 01:47 PM. Dinner: soup, some potato, other things, same as I had for lunch plus maybe added things and also rice mixed in, and milk on side, 09:31 PM. ChinhPham0218: Son Class 0090: 2023-05-19 - Friday - 10:30 PM. 1. Blox Fruit. One Piece. He likes the pirates like more than marines. His favorite fruit in this game is Gomu Gomu no Mi, the rubber one. Pika Pika no Mi. Goro Goro no Mi. Neko Neko no Mi, Model: Leopard. Jaw = the bones of the mouth which teeth are on. Doku Doku no Mi, poison. Poison = something bad that might kill you. Swords.

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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

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MJ Truth - If you received a Mail-in Ballot and did not Request it, Follow these Steps - YouTube | Full interview on YouTube

If these videos (above) were removed off YouTube, then click here to watch that first video on Rumble Video or you can search for the video yourself, it's from podcast number 62 where Roseanne Barr talks with Jovan Pulitzer

How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.