Hey kids, SATAN RESPECTS YOUR PRONOUNS, get your own LGBT propaganda in the CHILDREN section at your local @Target store. RIP Queen. Please don't BUDLIGHT these men dressed in drag who want to pervert your kids into unaliving. One step back BUT TWO STEPS FORWARD. Even when they RETREAT, remember the war is not over even after fake apologies, retractions, removals, they're returning next time even stronger be it Target, Budlight, Disney, etc. Don't ever stop boycotting them. Because they will return. Good to see Kaylee Campbell Layton @thekayleec on Alex Jones today as Target GROOMS CHILDREN in a pretty evil way. Did you say @tiktok_us banned you 11 times? Yeah, TikTok is crazy whether it's suspending accounts or randomly removing videos unannounced.

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2024 Election Results:
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Donald Trump/Kari Lake: 74 million.
Ron DeSantis/Mike Pence: 2 million.

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XO, Kitty, season 1, Spoiler Review, Korean American Australian Teen Drama, Family Secrets

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11:54 AM
Hey kids, SATAN RESPECTS YOUR PRONOUNS, get your own LGBT propaganda in the CHILDREN section at your local @Target store. RIP Queen. Please don't BUDLIGHT these men dressed in drag who want to pervert your kids into unaliving.

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11:58 AM
Hey kids, TRANS WITCHES FOR ABORTION, get yours today at @TargetNews, we just want to ruin the lives of future generations, please don't BUDLIGHT us many billions of dollars, just let us continue to up our game, we got more where that came from.

12:02 PM
One step back BUT TWO STEPS FORWARD. Even when they RETREAT, remember the war is not over even after fake apologies, retractions, removals, they're returning next time even stronger be it Target, Budlight, Disney, etc. Don't ever stop boycotting them. Because they will return.

03:05 PM
Black Little Mermaid 2023, Official Trailer, Spoiler Review. Best part are the comments on YouTube. Never mind iPad Hong Kong Spider-Man 2.

03:13 PM
Never mind Ron DeSantis with Elon Musk on Twitter, I see black people swimming in the ocean, RIP Queen Disney. Trump 2024. Let's Go Brandon Dark Biden. What's Love Got To Do With It.

03:21 PM
Ron Desantis with the best group of fellows on the planet, I couldn't have asked for a better group for Twitter Spaces hosted by Elon Musk. But why no black mermaids on your panel? Disney is calling, they want their magic back.

03:51 PM
Trump will win in 2024. Ron DeSantis and others should debate Trump to put Pressure on Donald to be aware of what we the people want, all of that is good, but Ron is also splitting the vote kind of like parliament, like Canada. That's called Divide & Conquer. But we should unite.

04:08 PM
Hashtag MySummerBodyNeeds A BLACK LOVER SWIMMING IN THE WATER, MAKE HER A DISNEY LITTLE MERMAID. Make her ghetto. Have her off the coast of Ron DeSantis' Florida.

04:13 PM
Never mind Vote-Splitting Meatball Ron DeSantis with Elon Musk on Twitter Spaces. Give me a spicy half fish half fairy in the ocean. Make her ebonic relatable for all you ghetto ladies out there.

04:19 PM
Hitler resurrected from his Argentina Hell-Hole. He shaved his Germany mustache (there are no GIFs for this). Ron DeSantis is lying by saying Trump didn't get anything done. Donald built the wall. Trump said he wants to build more wall.

04:23 PM
But some are falling for Boring Ron DeSantis who should debate Trump and others on stage on live TV, on the Internet. But after Trump becomes the front runner in 2024 against Mike Obama, why the Hell would you split the vote?

04:51 PM
Trump 2024 to drain the swamp, for making peace between Ukraine, Russia, NATO, Europe, China, Hong Kong, Asia, the Middle East, etc. Ron DeSantis is here to SPLIT THE VOTE which weakens the right so the left can steal 2024 just like they ran off with 2020.

04:59 PM
Biden did this in Arizona in 2020. Are you ready for the Great Reset to eat the bugs and own nothing?

05:14 PM
Is Ron DeSantis doing anything bad right now in Florida? Because if he was a rino, wouldn't he be helping the rinos? Are there any problems with bills being passed in Florida? But with that said, Trump 2024. Ron is boring. Ron does not have the MAGA fire. I agree he is more vulnerable financially.

05:19 PM
The new @ChrissieMayr Simpcast intro, @Xia_Land was the serpent who tempted Adam and Eve, "Look at my boobs, I mean this delicious fruit and eat it."

06:02 PM
2024 Election Results:
Mike Obama/Hillary Clinton: 75 million votes.
Donald Trump/Kari Lake: 74 million.
Ron DeSantis/Mike Pence: 2 million.

06:11 PM
Speaking of DeSaster WhenISeeASnake, Alex Stein is taking down gay Target, Alex is a pimp on a blimp, Alex is Budlighting The Flash Target.

08:39 PM
How do we arm the other eleven? Wow. Nice question Nicolas Cage. I love that number, eleven, because I was born on the 11th.

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08:42 PM
97/ So far, it seems not enough people go to Memes World Productions on Discord to hang out on my channel there. I've promoted it many times these past few months since 2022. Are people being kicked off that Discord server? Are people not interested in joining in the first place? 98/ Would you rather me just invite you to my own server on Discord and ignore Memes World altogether, would that be the better path? Did I waste time promoting and investing in MWP? Please let me know. Please also let the folks on MWP Discord know assuming they don't. 99/ I don't know if Roy Merrick actually reads this. I have a feeling he sort of skims through some content randomly. So not to say he doesn't see anything at all like ever. But many times I feel like he is so surface level when it comes Oatmeal Lore. I mean, what is Roy doing? 100/ Can you go ask Roy what the Hell he is even doing on Discord? Just screenshot this or ask him. Go click on the link above and interrogate that legless dog. Wait, I thought I was that dog. I once called a girl a dog. I called another girl named Cynthia the name Blacky The Dog. 101/ Prove me wrong, but I am right that engagement has been going down on average for the Oatmeal World in general. Not that it can't spike randomly at times. I can get lost when interest spikes like when Dead Wing Dork made the Arnold Attic video Valentines 2022, what was it? 102/ We had that debate starting in February 2022 regarding my response to Dead Wing, EZ Blazer might have said I should have not commented a million times on Claw's video on me. Get them curious. Don't answer all the questions too quickly. Leave some mystery like Star Wars Yoda. 103/ I should maybe go back to discussing some of those debates regarding 2022 and other things too. But some might say no to that. I go back and forth on these issues. I was putting out reaction for the record. I felt like it was now or never kind of thing while I still can. 104/ Roy Merrick, if you're reading this and you don't try to tell me somehow that you can actually see this, I'm going to assume you're not. It's that simple. I doubt enough people take the time to THOROUGHLY AND COMPLETELY dissect, analyze, study, and break down my content etc. 105/ I am still monitoring Memes World on Discord but I am considering only visiting once a week or less often starting in June of 2023, I've mentioned this before, this is a warning. You can always beg me to come on over more often that weekly, monthly, or whatever it might be. 106/ Ian Oat Box, why are you playing Disco Elysium and how often do you think I should visit Discord? EZ might have said maybe it is better to not interact too often in order to leave the fans wanting more. What is too often? I didn't write a single thing on Discord for 2 weeks. 107/ More people have the potential of seeing my content on Twitter, that's why I post less often on Discord. I could be wrong, there are exceptions to the rules, things can change, but why should I invest like too much into smaller groups like Discord and others? 108/ If millions of people were posting about my life, my content, my history/autobiography/timeline, then I would feel less of an urge to like always post about me myself say like too often. But not many people ever talk about me. That is why I feel the urge to get it out now. 109/ Are people watching my videos? I don't know. Yeah, I sort of get views but I am not sure how many people watch all the way through. Yeah, Google Analytics and others might suggest that over like 90% of my audiences only watch like 1% of my videos or less on average. 110/ I put out my content hoping to find partners to help with the launch of my career. I don't have enough of a net/foundation to help catch people who are new to me, I need to improve the funnel for capturing target audiences. I've tried at times to build funnels and to fish. 111/ Hardcore cult member fans, financial supporters, friends, family, and partners have the potential and opportunity to share my content, to help organize the content, to help new people navigate the chaos of Random Recognition Original Green Oatmeal.

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XO, Kitty 109-110

2023-05-24 - Wednesday - 01:45 AM - XO, Kitty 109-110 | Review

They study for tests. A play. Families. Love. Break up. Airplane. Potential for a season 2. Expelled for living in the male dorm even as she already did before. Even as the other girl did too.

12:20 PM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [3 of 4] Wednesday 5/24/23 • KAYLEE CAMPBELL LAYTON - VIRAL TARGET VIDEO • Infowars

12:31 PM
KAYLEE CAMPBELL LAYTON had her video on @Target go viral, she explains on the Alex Jones Show.

12:44 PM
Good to see Kaylee Campbell Layton @thekayleec on Alex Jones today as Target GROOMS CHILDREN in a pretty evil way. Did you say @tiktok_us banned you 11 times? Yeah, TikTok is crazy whether it's suspending accounts or randomly removing videos unannounced.

12:45 PM
The real Playstation Showcase at Target.

12:49 PM
Will we have the balls to boycott @Walmart if we find out they're trying to make children gay? It would be even bigger than Target, Disney, Budlight. Better Be Good To Me Beyond Thunderdome.

12:54 PM
Dear Turning Point USA @TPUSA, how dare you get rid of Kaylee Campbell Layton @thekayleec, why are the weirdo RINO getting rid of the strongest people in the fight, the real conservatives? TP people like Charlie Kirk are never on Infowars.

01:01 PM
Kaylee Campbell Layton @thekayleec had her Children Grooming @Target video go viral, I would love to see Kaylee on @ChrissieMayr's Simpcast or perhaps others should check her out.

03:59 PM
Trump 2024, Trump will win, the left will try to cheat even harder than 2020. Ron DeSantis and others are simply SPLITTING THE VOTE. Instead of Biden 49% Trump 51%, a split would be Biden 49% Trump 48% DeSantis 3%. With that, Biden would wins. That's DIVIDE AND CONQUER.

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Lionel Nation - Now What? DeSantis Announced Candidacy for POTUS on Twitter Spaces With Elon

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But it takes a smart person to know they are stupid because the dumber you are, then the more you don't know that you don't know; the more you know, then the more you know you better spend the first hour of every video with disclaimers like this is not financial advice, this is not health advice, this is not legal advice, and whatever else that people say.

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XO, Kitty 109-110

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Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [2 of 4] Wednesday 5/24/23 • News, Calls, Reports & Analysis • Infowars

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Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [3 of 4] Wednesday 5/24/23 • KAYLEE CAMPBELL LAYTON - VIRAL TARGET VIDEO • Infowars

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DEEP DIVE: MACHETE-WIELDING NYC PROFESSOR'S RADICAL PAST REVEALED! | Louder with Crowder

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Timcast IRL - Desantis 2024 Launch CRASHES, Trump JR ROASTS Event As "DESASTER" w/Tyler Bowyer

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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

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MJ Truth - If you received a Mail-in Ballot and did not Request it, Follow these Steps - YouTube | Full interview on YouTube

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How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.