675/ The INVITE LINK to DISCORD SERVER of OATMEAL JOEY ARNOLD.

Virgo 101. The PLASTIC Titanic Sub went down Sunday, military knew immediately, but at least it was good for the environment, save the whales, hug the trees, how dare you said Greta, all dogs go to Heaven, animals are dying, reported Alex Jones. Undertaker Bud Light. Ron DeSantis is the new Bud Light mascot. Twitter tried to tell me not to say idiot. Moscow. Russia. Wagner. Putin. Top G. Twitter trying to use PEER PRESSURE on me. Kremlin. Wagner. Russia. Moscow. Putin.

CONFRONTING this Peter Hotez GREMLIN even at his house was a good thing but people at @Timcast disagreed. The Tim Pool people and others are wrong. Dead wrong. People like @JamesOKeefeIII would have confronted this GREMLIN. Covid vaccines are killing people. Bud Light.

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Who killed the INVITE LINK to this DISCORD SERVER of the MEMES WORLD PRODUCTIONS, why is there no more AUDIT LOG in the settings, why not have MEMES WORLD grow, why keep it a small little private club of like five people, why not have thousands of members? I spent the past year since 2022 trying to invite people here because I love MEMES WORLD that much, I believed in the vision of MEMES WORLD. But if MEMES WORLD is not interested in going VIRAL, then what is the point? I believe in INFLUENCING millions if not billions of people around the world, period. That's my destiny. That's what I do. I don't hide around in SECRET DISCORD SERVERS of only like five people. I DREAM big. Very big.

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12:06 PM

Ron DeSantis is the new Bud Light mascot. A new Ben Shapiro Bud Light commercial.

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Discord Drama

12:25 PM

643/ Bud Light Roy, you're an idiot trying to Justice Thomas Kathleen Kennedy Wagner GOAT me into talking to you on Memes World Discord, you're trying to press my buttons with Infowars Alex Jones host Owen Shroyer which makes you anti-freedom. I mean tell me you aren't. But hey. 644/ This is what I don't get about Ben Shapiro Roy Merrick of the Lil Sniff EZ Blazer Duck Voltron Randy Rainbow Memes World, Roy will act almost like a leftist who like hates free speech or who buys official narratives put forth by government. I'm super glad Roy isn't on here. 645/ Doggy Shapiro Roy made good memes, I like the shirts he sent me even as I need 100 TB of hard drives and other things too, and yet Roy then also does things that only like Democrats or weird fake RINO Republicans or whoever else would do. Odd. 646/ Roy, you're the GOAT of what? If you're reading this, secret code FLINK-657. You can prove to me you're reading this. Unless if you want me to think you aint. What do you want? I'm not sure what you are politically. You seem to me to be some kind of hybrid moderate fencer. 647/ I know Roy isn't reading everything I put out there be it Twitter tweets, posts, comments, articles, diary journal blog posts syndicates on different websites, mirrored onto blockchains, ghetto social media networks, video platforms, forums, etc. 648/ Here is Roy purposely putting out a fake code, GREEN-8375. I did say I would spend less time on Discord apart from anything that might be worthy of my time. I am currently monitoring as Roy is playing me for some reason. Not sure what he wants. Maybe he really is me. 649/ Just put glasses on that gremlin and you would have Oatmeal Gremlin. Send some shirts to @YouTube @TeamYouTube @gmail @Google @YouTubeCreators @tiktok_us @instagram @MetaNewsroom @facebook @minds @wordpressdotcom @Yahoo @AOL @Diaryland who censor the Hell out of me online. Roy, when did you first make this not Tim Pool Beanie Hat wearing Oatmeal Sony Wagner Bud Light Randy Rainbow Hulk Hogan Michael Jackson Google YouTube Britney Spears Obama Trump USA Titanic Submarine Navy Gremlin, did they all ILLEGALLY COLLUDE to steal my 10K+ hats online? Wow. 650/ Ian Oat Box put out this funny GIF meme of gremlins. Speaking of, Wagner Shapiro Peter Hotez is a dark creature of the wind. Top G Tim Pool people should always confront the minions of Satan. 651/ OATMEAL GREMLIN nibbled on the TITANIC SUBMARINE bringing them down, U.S. NAVY don't want the world to know the truth about ALIEN OATMEAL coming in hard, coming in fast, we are going to make you eat and drink KILLER COVID VACCINES. The motto has always been GYJO. 652/ This might actually be GREMLIN ROY who is drinking up BUD LIGHT at the MEMES WORLD PRODUCTIONS HEADQUARTERS deep in the HEART of LEGENDARY DISCORD, he took down ANTI-FEDERAL RESERVE TITANIC agents. It looks like EZ Blazer killed the INVITE LINK to this Discord. 653/ What did expire was the invite link to the DISCORD SERVER of MEMES WORLD PRODUCTIONS which I've been encouraging people to check out for over a year since 2022 to 2023 online. I almost feel like I was Ashton Kutcher PUNKED. I have a lot of questions regarding this BUD LIGHT.

02:20 PM
654/ @everyone, @eddyblazer, Who killed the INVITE LINK to this DISCORD SERVER of the MEMES WORLD PRODUCTIONS, why is there no more AUDIT LOG in the settings, why not have MEMES WORLD grow. 655/ Why keep it a small little private club of like five people, why not have thousands of members? I spent the past year since 2022 trying to invite people here because I love MEMES WORLD that much, I believed in the vision of MEMES WORLD. 656/ But if MEMES WORLD is not interested in going VIRAL, then what is the point? I believe in INFLUENCING millions if not billions of people around the world, period. That's my destiny. That's what I do. I don't hide around in SECRET DISCORD SERVERS of only like five people. 657/ I DREAM big. Very big. I don't know if EZ ended the invite link. I don't know if there are new invite links. It makes me not want to invite people to their server on Discord. I liked what they did. I liked the memes. But what is the point if you are not trying to reach? 658/ You can see some of the members of this Discord. One of the admins must have ended the invite link assuming it wasn't ended by Discord itself somehow which is possible but unlikely. I feel like I wasted the past year like BUD LIGHT TITANIC SUB. I feel different things. 659/ I was already feeling like I was wasting too much time on Discord as not many people would check out our server on Discord. I have my own server but decided not to promote it as Geraldy Jones killed and as Memes World had a bigger Discord. So, I moved over. 660/ Maybe an admin will ban me from the DISCORD SERVER of MEMES WORLD. I know I am an admin there too still. I have mixed feelings about all of it and more. I think I may be telling people about my own Discord Server instead instead. I may just invite people to that. Tim Pool. 661/ I feel like my influence in the world is smaller than I would hope for after decades being online. You may even think I'm silly, dumb, full of myself, bad, stupid, a little off, inaccurate, arrogant, ignorant, wrong, wacky, obsessive, angry, sad, pathetic, and evil too. 662/ My influence comes and goes like some people, a few people see me off and on over the years. But I feel like not enough people see me. You might say I'm just complaining online. I might be. But I am not just saying this to say this. I have a plan. Trust me. Hold on Bob. 663/ In reflection of my past year, maybe I spent too much time trying to help Memes World. Besides, some of them just sit around or whatever. Some of them work very hard like EZ, Duck, Voltron, etc. Some of them maybe less so. It's a wide variety of people. I'm different. 664/ I knew probably around April of 2022 that some of them didn't really like me and probably never will. I did live streams with Memes World in order to reach new people who may be interested in me. I wasn't trying to get them to like me. Nor could I really do that. 665/ But the moral of the story might be to always consider your options. Now, I do feel like I can't trust people. I want to decentralize. But at the same time, it's tough when people hate your guts and all. It's painful and it's weird. 666/ EZ said too much porn coming from the new people. It's true that kind of thing happens. Admins could screen people or constantly ban people who break rules. It makes me wonder why I couldn't get people to come here. I think about that sometimes. I must be a failure or what? 667/ I'm still struggling to find myself in the world. I feel like a failure in many ways regarding many things in life. I could write books and uploaded many hours of videos talking about all of it. Not saying I am a failure. I am saying I feel like a failure. Emotion. Mood. 668/ Life is full of lessons. I'm assuming EZ killed the invite link which is forever part of my daily blog. It's in videos. It's Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, SnapChat, many diary journal blogging websites, social media, blockchain, email, shirts potentially, etc. Bad. 669/ Somebody on TikTok said the invite link to the DISCORD SERVER of MEMES WORLD was dead, I didn't want to believe it. But that person was right. EZ seems not to want to put in the work to deal with crazy new people. Yeah it is tough to manage all of that perhaps. 670/ I'm still hacking away at a mountain of priorities, I'm still trying to finish up projects and everything. But at the same time, it does make you wonder which items to focus on first. Not to say I didn't already know it wouldn't be easy. I want people who share my vision. 671/ People put money into that DISCORD SERVER of MEMES WORLD PRODUCTIONS instead of sending me HARD DRIVES which makes them as bad as ROY MERRICK who missed the boat on that one. If I was them or you, I'd invest in ORIGINAL OATMEAL. It's that simple. So, now I got to THINK. 672/ I don't know what Roy wants. I don't know why MEMES WORLD lives in the dark excluded from people. I got to look at my own DISCORD SERVER and think about what I might do with that. 673/ I think I got to make sure nobody can kill my Discord server invite link. If anything, I want a link that never expires. Beyond that, I am thinking more long-term. But not sure if I could moderate my own server if need be. I could be attacked and probably have been too. 674/ I'm probably still going to do what I do with the understanding that not too many people will really interact with me online outside of to simply make fun of me or other like surface level emotions. Some people may really talk to me for real at deeper levels which is good.

03:17 PM
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12:20 PM
CONFRONTING this Peter Hotez GREMLIN even at his house was a good thing but people at @Timcast disagreed. The Tim Pool people and others are wrong. Dead wrong. People like @JamesOKeefeIII would have confronted this GREMLIN. Covid vaccines are killing people. Bud Light.

07:52 PM
Twitter tried to tell me not to say idiot. Moscow. Russia. Wagner. Putin. Top G. Twitter trying to use PEER PRESSURE on me. Kremlin. Wagner. Russia. Moscow. Putin.

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WATCH COMMENTARY

Comments, reviews, of shows, movies, etc

Story of Nintendo

2023-06-23 - Friday - 12:30 AM - The Story of Nintendo, 2023 documentary, UK, Tudor Productions

Story started in the 1890s with the card games. They struggled in Japan t get back up after WWII. Had a taxi company which failed. Made cards with Disney after that. Started releasing video game consoles in the 1970s to compete with Atari. First handheld was the Game & Watch in 1980s. They entered the arcade industry. NES came out in 1985 as the biggest thing they did at that time. They competed with SEGA and later with Sony and Microsoft.

Virgo 101

2023-06-23 - Friday - 02:30 AM - I'm a Virgo 101

I like this show. A coming-of-age joyride about Cootie, a 13-foot-tall man, who escapes to experience the beauty and contradictions of the real world; he forms friendships, finds love, navigates awkward situations, and encounters his idol named The Hero.

Outlander 702

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Guy confesses the baby was his and killed the girl. Indian guy kills him. They talk about Disneyland. Fire. Perhaps they die. It was told from the future they die in fire.

11:41 AM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Friday 6/23/23 • ALEX ROSEN, News, Reports & Analysis • Infowars

11:50 AM
The PLASTIC Titanic Sub went down Sunday, military knew immediately, but at least it was good for the environment, save the whales, hug the trees, how dare you said Greta, all dogs go to Heaven, animals are dying, reported Alex Jones. Undertaker Bud Light.

12:06 PM
Navy knew the Titanic submarine imploded Sunday, Navy knew immediately, the fake news lied about what happened, the official narrative was rejected by many people. Alex Jones. Drudge Report. Shapiro.

WATCH LOG

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12:17 AM
Timcast IRL - U.S Navy Detected Ocean Gate Submersible TRAGIC Implosion On Sunday w/Ron Coleman

Story of Nintendo

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Virgo 101

2023-06-23 - Friday - 02:30 AM - I'm a Virgo 101

Outlander 702

2023-06-23 - Friday - 03:32 AM - Outlander 702

11:37 AM
Alex Jones Feat. Tamamo-no-Mae - Angels by Robbie Williams (AI. Cover).

11:40 AM
President Trump gives the best parenting advice

11:41 AM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Friday 6/23/23 • ALEX ROSEN, News, Reports & Analysis • Infowars

07:07 PM
Timcast IRL - COUP IN RUSSIA, Media Reports Possible CIVIL WAR Starting In Russia w/Benny Johnson

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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

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MJ Truth - If you received a Mail-in Ballot and did not Request it, Follow these Steps - YouTube | Full interview on YouTube

If these videos (above) were removed off YouTube, then click here to watch that first video on Rumble Video or you can search for the video yourself, it's from podcast number 62 where Roseanne Barr talks with Jovan Pulitzer

How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.