AI VR is the future of podcasting. The Hitler Youth & The Climate Scam. NYC flooding. Katie Hobbs stepped down (Wednesday) as governor of Arizona for a day or maybe longer. Where is Kari Lake?

When will globalists shut down Infowars? Alex Jones said what their end game is. First they have to roll out enough AI-run robot police to replace human cops. Then they'll take over like the drones did on Naboo in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Solution: talk to Sheriffs.

Why are the borders open? United Nations believes America is declining in population (depopulation) even as they cry about overpopulation. Solution: Replacement Migration where illegal aliens not only take your normal jobs but also law enforcement. They'll take your guns.

How will the United Nations confiscate guns from Americans? Since at least the 1960s, they were brainstorming ideas. Right now, they're trying to draft the illegals so they can steal firearms (second amendment). If that fails, robots and drones will go around removing weapons.

Roy is calling my bluff treating me like a joke thinking I'll return, he glances at my Twitter but disregards what I say, remind me to make videos/articles about this, I still have more to say, arrest everyone in my Discord server or those involved in crimes, Roy will regret it.

Anybody see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? New York City has multiple levels under the subways as seen TMNT. Why did they plug them up, the floodwaters could easily drain into the lower levels. This is the climate scam fear porn designed to brainwash city rats.

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01:18 AM

The Hitler Youth & The Climate Scam.

Vietnam Lover

2023-09-29 - Friday - 11:34 AM - Dream Log.

There was a dream where I ended up back in Vietnam. Maybe I was with people. Maybe family and/or others. I ended up sitting down a female Vietnamese I have never seen before. I was talking to her. We went through like a trivia book. We would try to answer them. We were probably in or near like a mall or outside at the 23/9 park in Saigon. She might have had her arms around me a little. Maybe she was touching my shoulder and things like that here and there. Perhaps it indicated she liked me. I started considering her but also Vietnam in general. I was thinking about whether or not I should stay or not. I eventually woke up.

12:12 PM
Return to Vietnam. Trivia book with a girl who was touching me, must have been downtown Saigon by malls/23-9 Park. I was considering staying to be with her. Was probably in Asia with others. Roy Merrick dropped this in My Discord server, how did he know about this? The timing.

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Discord Drama

2023-09-29 - Friday - 12:18 PM - Discord Log.

Good Riddance. It seems most of the 200 members of my Discord server are not interested in interacting with me, most don't even know me. They refuse to take my server poll, I wish I could flood my borders with actual fans, supporters, participants, freedom lovers, and partners. Ultimatum. If you're not helping out in my Discord server, you may be demoted as members from higher positions of power, roles (rulers/masters/admins/mods). Ask around. If you're not inviting people/not taking polls. This is a warning. Others will replace you. 12:30 PM. State of emergency. Please don't tell everybody on my Discord server I'll be randomly demoting members. Only way to escape is to talk to the admin gods and owners like Ian Oat Box. They may suggest you take polls, invite people, share oatmeal, make content, etc. Many options. Roy Merrick is sitting on my Discord server thinking he'll just wait for my return. Roy skipped the summer. He's patient but also wrong. I'll begin checking less often as time goes on. Roy is pushing me away. I've given y'all my ultimatum. Ask Ian what I want. Meet my demands. Roy, I'm not even interacting in higher chat channel levels. You're missing out on opportunities. Talk to Ian about how to get me back. Every day you wait, the worse and harder it becomes for you and everyone. You think you can wait me out but I can wait years. You're wrong. Arrest Roy. Flopper to Lopes: "Dude hate to say it but getting kind of board of your sperging out every 5 minutes about " NewComers" Just a little I mean you are kind of new to all this yourself truth be told....." 1/ Flopper continued: "....Cool it with the hammed up tard rage my guy One spastic Oatmeal Fishboy Arnold is plenty enough for the entire internet let alone this one server." 12:52 PM. Arrest oatmeal haters. The more my Discord server needs me, the more I'll be there. It has many purposes but must be growing and expanding. Those interested in helping in my many projects may be rewarded. I also try helping others with their own work. We must work together. My Discord server is a failed project. It has potential to help y'all network. Currently, it appears mostly abandoned, it's a shadow of what it should be. That's why I have to spend less and less time on it. If enough people need me there, I may. Otherwise, we're parting ways. 02:15 PM. Arrest my 200+ Discord server members. They said they planted bombs at my house and they sent the police to swat us. Past like 5 months they've been begging to be promoted so they could raid and destroy my server which they already did several times. They're like all trolls. People are in my Discord server but by mistake, not for me, not for anything constructive. It's like they're there but not really, it's like smoke and mirrors, a scam/trick/deception/troll/irony/paradox. Demote them to level 0 & ignore level 0. Promote others & expand. Crazy. 02:31 PM. My Discord server has a month. Starting in November of 2023, I'll be checking my server less and less often. Unless if you can stop me, that's my ultimatum, ask Ian Oat Box in my server about how to stop me. Save my server. We have long lists of options of how you can help us. 02:39 PM. I'm walking away. I'm writing all this down for the record. I'm slowly transitioning away from my Discord server more & more starting now & into November 2023 & beyond, this is my warning/ultimatum. Ask us what to do to turn it around. Share this on Discord/etc. Tick tock. Roy is calling my bluff treating me like a joke thinking I'll return, he glances at my Twitter but disregards what I say, remind me to make videos/articles about this, I still have more to say, arrest everyone in my Discord server or those involved in crimes, Roy will regret it. Arrest Roy for thinking the status quo will suffice where he can just make an occasional meme about me once a year & expect me to come crawling back into the ghetto of his mind, Roy might be as broken as my trolls, Roy will drown in New York City water waiting for me but no sir. 02:52 PM. Lady Gaga Roy expects me to return but my Discord server needs to grow or else. If you want me back, brainstorm ideas with my partners. There are many ways to get my attention. But what worked in the past may not work any longer. Roy may not ever read this nor get it. Game over. Want me back on my Discord server? My poll requires 300 thumbs up, get me that or there are other things too, ask us about that. Otherwise, Elon Musk has me glued to Twitter X, China has me addicted to TikTok. Until farther notice, Discord is dead to me, Roy has failed/lost. 03:04 PM. Unlike New York City. My Discord server is not full of meme masters like Roy Merrick who are hunting and arresting bumbaloe chimeras, homesteading with Tim Pool on Timcast with chickens, do we blame all our problems on China, does Elon Musk & Russell Brand approve river owning? I may repost your memes. If I like what you drop in my Discord server, I'll flood Elon Musk's Twitter X with it like water all over New York City. Roy must know that doesn't guarantee I'll be interacting with him as things are changing. I may share your memes. See ultimatum. 03:18 PM. Roy is cocky as he saw a pattern in how I interacted with him since 2019, as in past 4 years, I'm dropping a lot of text online expressing my thoughts past few months. I may put out videos/articles about it. But things are changing. Don't tell Roy about this, let him suffer haha. 03:24 PM. Roy thinks I'll be back in my Discord server any day now but I'm not until demands are met; threat/warning/ultimatum. Tease Roy in 2024 when I'm still not back. Roy also expects me to always share his content, to talk about it. But I may not repost instantly. Roy will regret it. 04:12 PM. If you want me back in my Discord server, ask me for my list of demands which might include 300 members clicking thumbs up, sending me enough hard drives, starting enough websites, groups, content, offline stuff, online things, Bitcoin, sharing, etc.

04:17 PM
I last posted in the main general chat channel of my Discord server on Tuesday, the 26th day of September of 2023. Today is Friday, so it's been only three days. So, people think I'll return as I always did in the past. But unless enough of my demands are met, you'll be sorry. All 200 members of my Discord server must be trolls/criminals, it's more flooded than New York City, arrest them all Elon Musk/Tristan Tate. Other day I sent a message to everyone & nobody responded which means nobody wants me in my own server. Meet my demands or goodbye. Dear Roy Merrick, I'm sorry we couldn't be friends, sorry things had to be this way, sorry you refused to meet my demands. Sorry you'll be spending the next many months into the year 2025 and beyond wondering what went wrong. You'll drop memes trying to bait me back. You lost. 04:47 PM. I can't take Roy serious because he's so glued to his refusal to use Discord on weekends, it tells me he isn't really dying to interact with me every single second of his life, he's not taking my demands seriously, we're having a staring contest, but he's gonna fold or lose it. 04:56 PM. Roy expects me to catch balls but I'm a legless dog, all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, I mean my legs, those are my demands. Roy expects me to automatically repost his content. He'll be surprised when that doesn't happen as things changed. Want me back, help me dog. 06:12 PM. I'm talking a lot about Roy to get it all for the record, may try to consolidate into articles, wanted to try to have it out there for the history books, but I may not always talk about Roy in the future, not sure what Roy wants, but I'm putting a line in the sand with demands. 06:23 PM. I'm not sure how often Roy looks for breaking news on my Twitter or if he waits until my Discord Log is dumped onto my daily blog the next day, he can still ask me what my demands are. Sadly, I've told him and he refuses to give an inch, we're stuck in limbo, Roy is Moses Rock. 06:27 PM. I wanted to start a Discord server which could be like the Timcast server which brings people together to get involved in projects, my desires is very similar to that of Tim Pool, Robert Barnes, Alex Jones, Russell Brand, Carlson, Trump, Snowden, Assange, Cernovich, OMG, etc. 06:45 PM. Many of the members in this Discord server either have or would nuke this server, they look at it like a video game as in it's not criminal to nuke servers in their minds. It's just a silly game/joke. One day, they (including Socks) may do one thing and then the next day something else totally different. They're unpredictable. 07:00 PM. Roy is secretly/slowly getting demoted in my Discord server slowly over time the longer he refuses to meet my demands, please ask us what the demands are. Others are being demoted too. Others will be promoted. Please don't tell Roy. I mean, go ahead tell Roy. The end is near.

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01:36 AM
Either you don't know Star Wars or you're trying to turn everyone into psychopathic delusional liars, why was Kenobi guarding Luke Skywalker for 19 years, why did Darth Vader feel a connection, why did Leia feel like she was related, was Padme cheating on Anakin with Baylan?

02:05 AM
When will globalists shut down Infowars? Alex Jones said what their end game is. First they have to roll out enough AI-run robot police to replace human cops. Then they'll take over like the drones did on Naboo in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Solution: talk to Sheriffs. That's not how you Google. Do people not know how to use Google? You can't just ask Google questions. You have simply type in keywords. Not questions. I mean, Cardi B real name might not actually give you what you are looking for.

04:01 AM
I found Ginny on TikTok and she had an awesome Trump shirt on. I'd pick you over Britney Spears. Covid Vaccines are killing people.

12:00 PM
Is Arizona in a state of emergency? Who is the governor right now? What is Kari Lake doing? Is Katie Hobbs back as governor already?

02:10 PM
Dinosaurs are rolling in their graves, "Please don't associate us with kid-sniffing Joe Biden, we don't want to be Double Extinct." Why is Elon Musk censoring fan pages?

04:59 PM
Anybody see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? New York City has multiple levels under the subways as seen TMNT. Why did they plug them up, the floodwaters could easily drain into the lower levels. This is the climate scam fear porn designed to brainwash city rats.

07:07 PM
Shows should be syndicated. Problem with being exclusive to a single website is it limits potential reach whether you're Roseanne, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Elon Musk, OMG, Andrew Tate, Russell Brand, or your mom. Especially in the face of censorship/Internet kill switches.

07:20 PM
United Nations wants to take this toy away from Elon Musk. They're bringing back the draft to send troops to fight Russia in Ukraine and then back to America to confiscate guns from domestic terrorists. Arrest the swamp within the United States.

07:39 PM
We live in a culture where it is normal to run around naked, that is why many people either don't know or don't care either way, many can be lazy, many can be doing it on purpose for reasons. We're in a cultural spiral for many decades, this is the results of the moral corrosion.

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Gen V 101

2023-09-29 - Friday - 02:40 AM - Gen V 101

It is connected to The Boys and it takes place at like a university for super heroes. Amazon. From the world of "The Boys" comes "Gen V," which explores the first generation of superheroes to know that their super powers are from Compound V. These heroes put their physical and moral boundaries to the test competing, etc. Girl killed her parents with her blood powers like a Spider Man but with blood. It was by mistake. She is sent to a boarding school and then to university where she sneaks out and heals a woman by returning blood into the vein in her neck. But she then got expelled as to cover up for the main star who then killed the principal and then exploded himself in the sky.

11:37 AM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Friday 9/29/23 • WHY THEY COLLAPSED SOUTHERN BORDER, News, Reports & Analysis

11:58 AM
How will the United Nations confiscate guns from Americans? Since at least the 1960s, they were brainstorming ideas. Right now, they're trying to draft the illegals so they can steal firearms (second amendment). If that fails, robots and drones will go around removing weapons.

01:11 PM
Many illegals given court dates in 2032. That is in nine years. Good riddance.

01:44 PM
Megyn Kelly - How Scott Adams Came Up with the Hugely Successful "Dilbert" Comic Strip Idea

01:43 PM
Scott Adams said his Dilbert comic launched in 1989. Eventually people started emailing him as his email was included in his comics saying to keep him in the office. They'd say they finally had somebody to email as public Internet was rising in the 1990s.

03:50 PM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Friday 9/29/23 • WHY THEY COLLAPSED SOUTHERN BORDER, News, Reports & Analysis

03:56 PM
Why are the borders open? United Nations believes America is declining in population (depopulation) even as they cry about overpopulation. Solution: Replacement Migration where illegal aliens not only take your normal jobs but also law enforcement. They'll take your guns.

04:03 PM
America is bringing back the draft. They will draft illegal aliens and send them door to door to steal guns from domestic terrorists, the brand new 9/11 war from within the United States, Alex Jones reporting. Can Elon Musk save us, can we arrest em?

04:34 PM
Arrest the Military Industrial Complex who are making billions of dollars as they fund both sides to wars for decades like Palpatine did in Star Wars. They need a U.S. military draft to take things to the next level, they're drafting illegals to battle American patriots.

04:43 PM
Scam Alert. First, they bring back the draft to send Americans (mostly illegals & leftists) to fight with Ukraine (Nazis) against Russia. After that, they launch a new 9/11 fear porn & send troops door to door in the United States to confiscate guns from domestic terrorists.

05:07 PM
Yeonmi Park - Room For Only ONE God!

05:10 PM
Yeonmi Park - Room For Only ONE God! In an interview with American/Korean Kenneth Bae, "He tells me about his experience in North Korea, and what led North Korea to incarcerate him."

05:21 PM
RFK is running independent. DNC is not letting him run as a Democrat. This hurts Biden and helps Trump. Alex Jones said a long time ago they would not let RFK run on the blue side. This leads to Trump 2024 landslides where blue states turn red even with massive cheating.

06:36 PM
Cernovich said SCOTUS is the last stop gap. Timcast reporting.

WATCH LOG
Here is a list of what I'm watching

Gen V 101

2023-09-29 - Friday - 02:40 AM - Gen V 101

11:37 AM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Friday 9/29/23 • WHY THEY COLLAPSED SOUTHERN BORDER, News, Reports & Analysis

01:44 PM
Megyn Kelly - How Scott Adams Came Up with the Hugely Successful "Dilbert" Comic Strip Idea

01:49 PM
Things Have Taken a Turn & This Is My Final Warning | Dennis Prager | POLITICS | Rubin Report

02:17 PM
Roseanne Barr - Roseanne Barr on Days As Top Paid Woman on TV + Her Cancellation & Comeback

05:07 PM
Yeonmi Park - Room For Only ONE God!

05:14 PM
Timcast IRL - RFK JR Prepares Independent Run SPIKING Democrats, HELPING TRUMP w/Rich Baris

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October 08, 2024

How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

BY OATMEAL JOEY ARNOLD
ARTICLES | DIRECTORY | OUTLINE | TIMELINE | TOPICS

MJ Truth - If you received a Mail-in Ballot and did not Request it, Follow these Steps - YouTube | Full interview on YouTube

If these videos (above) were removed off YouTube, then click here to watch that first video on Rumble Video or you can search for the video yourself, it's from podcast number 62 where Roseanne Barr talks with Jovan Pulitzer

How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.