Pentagon Moderna Jab. Roy Boat Oatmeal Song. 100+ million murdered. Did Obama/Homeland (CISA)/NSF/100+ governmental agencies create the Cyber Threat Intelligence League (CTIL) in 2017 to stop a "repeat of 2016" and what is EIP? Were they trying to replace words like propaganda/censorship with cognitive security? The intelligence agencies must be intelligent enough to listen to Scott Adams (Dilbert) because they're reframing propaganda as cognitive security. They're saying anything we say is disinformation/misinformation is cyber pollution which is very bad like their climate change scam. In New Zealand, 98% of those taking shots took the killer Pfizer Covid Vaccines? The Pentagon created the Moderna Covid Vaccines which is four times stronger than Pfizer's jab, said Alex Jones. The shots and lockdowns murdered 100+ million people. That's more than what communism/China/USSR-Russia or Hitler's Nazi Germany killed.

Sara-Jayne Terp said we don't want to censor/silence your voices online, we just want to steal your microphones as your ideas/questions is cyber pollution which Cyber Greta would say how dare you, we cannot let countering opinions go viral, please don't expose our climate scam. Like Reagan said, we're from the government, we're here to help you with these three layers of security being cyber, physical, and cognitive (MK-Ultra mind-control). Don't worry, it's for your own good/the greater good/you can't trust your own eyes and that is what we're for.

Chinese love Internet Censorship said this man from the CTIL, they know Winnie The Pooh is only trying to protect them from opinions which will brainwash them. Now, how do we get Americans to demand for censorship too he asked. That's what Cognitive Security is all about he said. Governments contract private citizens all in the name of Internet censorship which they reframe as Cognitive Security against disninformation/misinformation/hate speech; cuz it's illegal if the government does this directly but not if contractors do it, see US Navy Pablo Breuer. 02:22 PM. World Health Organization (WHO) used CTIL's DISARM to prevent people from knowing that Covid Vaccines/lockdowns MURDERED 100+ million people, they make sock puppet accounts and train influencers to spread lies/fake news/disinformation/misinformation/cognitive security propaganda.

The Pentagon ran the censorship campaign globally on the Internet against anybody questioning the killer Covid Vaccines which means the Pentagon got people murdered. Had people knew the truth, they wouldn't haven't taken the jab which led to them dying from heart attacks/etc. According to the FDA, some of the side effects (adverse events) for those who took killer Covid Vaccines include death, strokes, convulsions, seizures, pregnancy outcomes, arthritis, and more. I told you since 2019 not to get jabbed/as in a year before the plandemic lockdown. Thousands of people were murdered each month via the Covid Vaccines, whistleblowers are coming out testifying before Congress, 100+ million people died in total, some from the jab and some from starvation/famine caused by the lockdowns, when we having the Nuremberg Trials 2.0?

World War I had 7% increase in death. World War II had a 4% increase in death. Covid Vaccines/lockdowns had a 40% increase in deaths starting in 2021 to 2023. It is already at 40%. Some may not die from vaccines until some years down the road if they don't try to turn around. In 2020, there was no increase in deaths, Covid was a tweaked flu virus, it was a scam. Deaths were actually lower than it was in previous years. But Covid Vaccines/etc from 2021-2023 gave the world a 40% increase in deaths which globalists are trying to blame on other things.

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02:30 PM
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03:20 PM

The Pentagon created the Moderna Covid Vaccines which is four times stronger than Pfizer's jab, said Alex Jones. The shots and lockdowns murdered 100+ million people. That's more than what communism/China/USSR-Russia or Hitler's Nazi Germany killed.

03:26 PM
The Pentagon ran the censorship campaign globally on the Internet against anybody questioning the killer Covid Vaccines which means the Pentagon got people murdered. Had people knew the truth, they wouldn't haven't taken the jab which led to them dying from heart attacks/etc. According to the FDA, some of the side effects (adverse events) for those who took killer Covid Vaccines include death, strokes, convulsions, seizures, pregnancy outcomes, arthritis, and more. I told you since 2019 not to get jabbed/as in a year before the plandemic lockdown.

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My lolcow trolls love stacking lies on top of lies/1st, I didn't send nudes/2nd, Oatmeal Parody Accounts spread photoshopped nudes/3rd, sock puppet catfish alts on my Discord Server committed identity theft pretending to be 18+ female porn stars/4th, lied again saying under 18. 05:00 PM. What is Doctor Oatmeal and his goddamn guinea pigs up to today in his goddamn Discord Server? 05:43 PM. 20 masters are online right now in my goddamn Discord Server, Oatmeal and his guinea pigs reporting, who else wants to be a master and produce music videos with Golden Boy Roy Merrick? My Discord Server probably won't hit 1K members before 2024 which was the goal/but my Ra Ra Roo Roo Guinea Pig Lolcow Trolls can get my attention if we reach 10K before 2025, that's the new demand which may not apply to Oatmeal Heirs and to certain people who Bumbaloe approves. 06:04 PM. My minion guinea pig lolcow trolls can continue running my Discord Server/with Roy/which failed to become a cool place due to not meeting demands/attracting Heirs of Oatmeal/which I'm willing to return if proven otherwise/come with me as I'm going places/see blogs for more info. 06:08 PM. Alekk is right, my lolcow trolls torment anybody and everybody who hops into our Discord Server/these guinea pig trolls will even make sock puppet alt accounts making it impossible to ban all these haters like weeds in a garden/they keep coming back. 06:14 PM. Alekk?!? is correct/The Oatmeal Discord Server does suck guinea pig balls which is why I shouldn't even promote it unless and until cool people can take it over to attract new people with voice channel events, movie night, karaoke, trivia, and so on and so forth. Okay? 07:17 PM. My Discord Server sucks but what are you going to do about it, the problem is trolls are determined to destroy me and banning them will only fuel their hatred, the only thing that can counter the hate would be a mountain of guinea pigs with rainbows coming out of their Oreo baby. 08:22 PM. My Discord Server is full of feds like Roy who is paid by the government to watch me, are you not entertained, what did Original Oatmeal to get this kind of international attention? 08:35 PM. My Discord Server could have one member or a billion members, but what matters is not so much how many are there but rather what we might be able to do together as humans. My intent is to unite people together to build. Come to meet like-minded individuals who are going places. On Facebook, I have 5,000 friends and 20,000 followers. On my bed with Oreo. Purpose of my demands is sort of like the story of Gideon and his army in the Bible which went from like thousands of soldiers to like 300 men, it's a filtering process to determine who are the rightful heirs of the Original Oatmeal Empire of L4OJ Bumbaloe. 09:00 PM. All you got to do is figure out what I want & get me what I want, in return I might return the favor, all you got to do is spend billions of hours studying my work on all the websites to determine what I really want/you're also welcome to plug/advertise/network/market/debate/etc. 09:24 PM. Meet my demands/get me what I want/or be a cool person, to get my attention online/just study everything I do on all the websites. You don't even have to meet my demands/be Tim Pool/Alex Jones/Trump/Russell Brand/or whatever/then I might make you an owner or we can negotiate/etc. 10:43 PM. I'm less likely to want to upload or connect my brain to the Internet and more likely to be tempted to want to download an image file of everything inside my head, my mind/use quantum computers to attempt to read memories from my life be it audio/visual/dreams/thoughts/etc. First, I never talked to Ana. Second, Ana is probably an alt of Hoodbarber. Third, Oatmeal Parody Accounts talked to Ana. Fourth, many trolls online need help. Cue the Michael Jordan meme where MJ says stop and go get help. Too much Fake Oatmeal News for one day or lifetime even. Wanna be my cat, wanna resurrect Honey, Dumb Dumb Road Kill Puffer Poffer (Little Mermaid) Loxx Cott Catt (Power Rangers), or other legends of the Arnold Attic of the Green Original Oatmeal? Roy loves his prunes. Audrey is probably Socks12. My legless dog guinea pig Discord Server Lolcow Trolls is my Rippaverse. Moral of the story is Bob Iger or I mean Google YouTube stole my Mea Omnia Bumbaloe TRC L4OJ FGOR PDX ABC WOLBI Vietnam Kathy Bike or 10K+ videos. Covid Vaccines/lockdowns murdered 100+ million people globally these past four years from 2020-2023 and others are slowly dying these next few years. Plus, Disease X is a placeholder for coming Plandemics likely to launch in 2024 if not right now in China as even the GOP cries. 11:44 PM. It's not like I'm 1950s John Hopkins professor Curl Richter conducting a psychological experiment on my legless-dog guinea pig Discord Server Lolcow Troll-Rats where they expect to be saved from drowning/expect me to come back here often/you think I'm Tucker Carlson Rippaverse?

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Cory's mom is mad he only comes to get stuff out of her or out of it. I disagree with her. I mean I get it. But it is the wrong perspective. This show loves baby murder and freaked out about Roe V. Wade being overturn which did not mean abortion being banned but that each state would decide. She's like mothers are going to die in childbirth because abortion was overturn, Roe v. Wade, but in reality it was taking it back to the states. Morning Show starring Jennifer Aniston. America not democracy. They want to pack the courts.

12:45 PM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Friday 12/1/23 • COVID VAX KILLING MILLIONS, News, Reports & Analysis • Infowars

01:02 PM
Did Obama/Homeland (CISA)/NSF/100+ governmental agencies create the Cyber Threat Intelligence League (CTIL) in 2017 to stop a "repeat of 2016" and what is EIP? Were they trying to replace words like propaganda/censorship with cognitive security?
https://cti-league.com

01:09 PM
The intelligence agencies must be intelligent enough to listen to Scott Adams (Dilbert) because they're reframing propaganda as cognitive security. They're saying anything we say is disinformation/misinformation is cyber pollution which is very bad like their climate change scam. Sara-Jayne Terp said we don't want to censor/silence your voices online, we just want to steal your microphones as your ideas/questions is cyber pollution which Cyber Greta would say how dare you, we cannot let countering opinions go viral, please don't expose our climate scam. 02:03 PM. Like Reagan said, we're from the government, we're here to help you with these three layers of security being cyber, physical, and cognitive (MK-Ultra mind-control). Don't worry, it's for your own good/the greater good/you can't trust your own eyes and that is what we're for. Chinese love Internet Censorship said this man from the CTIL, they know Winnie The Pooh is only trying to protect them from opinions which will brainwash them. Now, how do we get Americans to demand for censorship too he asked. That's what Cognitive Security is all about he said. 02:14 PM. Governments contract private citizens all in the name of Internet censorship which they reframe as Cognitive Security against disninformation/misinformation/hate speech; cuz it's illegal if the government does this directly but not if contractors do it, see US Navy Pablo Breuer.

03:16 PM
In New Zealand, 98% of those taking shots took the killer Pfizer Covid Vaccines?

03:41 PM
Thousands of people were murdered each month via the Covid Vaccines, whistleblowers are coming out testifying before Congress, 100+ million people died in total, some from the jab and some from starvation/famine caused by the lockdowns, when we having the Nuremberg Trials 2.0?

03:46 PM
World War I had 7% increase in death.

World War II had a 4% increase in death.

Covid Vaccines/lockdowns had a 40% increase in deaths starting in 2021 to 2023.

It is already at 40%.

Some may not die from vaccines until some years down the road if they don't try to turn around.

03:51 PM
In 2020, there was no increase in deaths, Covid was a tweaked flu virus, it was a scam. Deaths were actually lower than it was in previous years. But Covid Vaccines/etc from 2021-2023 gave the world a 40% increase in deaths which globalists are trying to blame on other things. 03:55 PM. Truth about the millions dying from Covid Vaccines/lockdown-famines was hidden in plain sight underneath noses, whistleblowers are coming out of the woodwork, this is worse than the Holocaust as it affects billions of humans globally. For more info watch Alex Jones/Banned.Video. 04:01 PM. The Army in Florida was running it, they were bombing our own troops with the killer Covid Vaccines, the death injections. Officers got a fake jab but the enlisted soldiers got deadly shots. They want America to have no army at all. Pentagon killing their own people and army. 04:32 PM. 976% increase in heart failure due to killer Covid Vaccines, more and more whistleblowers are coming out exposing the soft-kill weapons which we call life-saving jabs meaning what we call things are often the opposite of what they really are. Macaulay Culkin. Hollywood promoted. 04:41 PM. Trust me and my big fat sexy smile, don't trust anybody else, go to my website where we tell you Covid Vaccines and lockdown famines are not murdering over one hundred million people globally, no way, trust me baby. 04:45 PM. Disease X is here, do what they tell you like last time, they really want to scam the world again like they did in 2020 with Covid Lockdowns and the jab/This time around in 2024, it will likely be several different diseases and other things in order to overwhelm you into obeying. 04:47 PM. William Shatner is the New Greta, how dare you, do what we say or else bad things will happen. Actually, bad things will happen if we fall for these non-Nigerian Prince Email Scams. Alex Jones reporting. When people got Covid Vaccines, these other people would be paid money, they were incentivized to scam the world, they were bribed, hush money. Covid Vaccines whistleblower, he was looking at the databases noticing how people were magically dying after getting jabbed, they were hoping he would not look at the numbers and now they say he is a liar. 05:09 PM. The Covid Vaccines whistleblower was a New Zealand database administrator who had access to the numbers of those who died after getting jabbed. As soon as he came out, they fired him and said he's a liar even as he was the admin of the databases. New Zealand started seeing more deaths than every before in their history thanks to the Covid Vaccines.

05:20 PM
Timcast IRL - GOP Demands TRAVEL LOCKDOWN Over China Disease Fears ft/Dicky Barrett & The Defiant

05:23 PM
Covid Scam is back. White Lung appears to be like ammonia but possibly worse. I'm not getting vaccines. I'm against lockdowns.

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Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Friday 12/1/23 • COVID VAX KILLING MILLIONS, News, Reports & Analysis • Infowars

05:20 PM
Timcast IRL - GOP Demands TRAVEL LOCKDOWN Over China Disease Fears ft/Dicky Barrett & The Defiant

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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

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MJ Truth - If you received a Mail-in Ballot and did not Request it, Follow these Steps - YouTube | Full interview on YouTube

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How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.