Ready Player Oatmeal/Any honest Oatmeal Historian will tell you my past 38 years of life has reflected the kind of person I am, I've not only said multiple times for decades online/offline to hundreds of people I know personally IRL I'm not a pedo so to speak, I've also shown it through my actions. Many people join my Discord Server for the wrong reasons as their TikTok brains MK-Ultras themselves like Roseanne said to Bill Maher, my Lolcow Trolls will join and then leave within seconds because TikTok is rotting their mental capability for long-term cognitive investigation. This New Zealand leader murdered too many people by making people get KILLER Covid Vaccines, the world is watching, we demand Nuremberg Trials 2.0.

Fish included a screenshot of my blog entry 2022-09-29 where I purposely placed a fake headline because I wanted to troll Fish last year as I knew he would run with it as he's surface level which proves my point that my Lolcow Trolls are demented suckers. 04:24 AM. Fish only shows the headline to my 2022-09-29 entry which left out the part where Roy said I'm into witty banter which is playful. On top of that, I've engaged in sarcasm/irony/hyperbole/insanity/analogies/contrasts/lies/deception/confusion/distraction/conflation/red pills/etc.

Over ten years ago in 2013 while I was in Vietnam crying about Kathy stealing my bike, Alex Jones was talking about leftist teaching children in schools about sex while attacking humanity. 2013, Alex Jones explains how female Japanese went from taking 2 baths a day to pooping and peeing in their underwear while watching TV as a reaction to the crazy culture and influences and insanity that pushes at humanity in negative ways leading to genocide.

Secret service contacted Alex Jones to ask about how the Deep State is trying to murder Trump and I don't want them to get away with Trump who will win in 2024 if he is not assassinated before he can get back into the White House in 2025. We told you for years. The left is putting out articles saying Trump will be a dictator when elected in 2024, truth of the matter is Obiden is a dictator, they are trying to murder Trump, Alex Jones reporting.

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Any honest Oatmeal Historian will tell you my past 38 years of life has reflected the kind of person I am, I've not only said multiple times for decades online/offline to hundreds of people I know personally IRL I'm not a pedo so to speak, I've also shown it through my actions. Many people join my Discord Server for the wrong reasons as their TikTok brains MK-Ultras themselves like Roseanne said to Bill Maher, my Lolcow Trolls will join and then leave within seconds because TikTok is rotting their mental capability for long-term cognitive investigation. 04:11 AM. Fish included a screenshot of my blog entry 2022-09-29 where I purposely placed a fake headline because I wanted to troll Fish last year as I knew he would run with it as he's surface level which proves my point that my Lolcow Trolls are demented suckers. 04:24 AM. Fish only shows the headline to my 2022-09-29 entry which left out the part where Roy said I'm into witty banter which is playful. On top of that, I've engaged in sarcasm/irony/hyperbole/insanity/analogies/contrasts/lies/deception/confusion/distraction/conflation/red pills/etc. Fish loves spamming my Discord Server with fake news, here are screenshots which are a combination of things which we'd have to unpack individually to understand the context therein/I've engaged in trolling my own Lolcow Trolls/fact they don't get it proves my point they lolcows. 11:20 AM. I didn't write what you see in this screenshot, my Lolcow Trolls love conflating a combination of quotes, screenshots, soundbites, and more, from different accounts, like a collage of mixed content. They try very hard to confuse the average surface-level critter. Is Roy worse than The FBI, he called my Twitter tweets stupid, should I demote Roy for being against me? I feel like Roy hates me and yet Roy spends so much time in my Discord Server. Roy also made this meme of Kanye West and Vietnam Kathy stole my bike like McDonald's stole my phone and YouTube stole my 10K+ videos. Roy will not confess he believes I'll be back posting in my Discord Server during the month of December of 2023 as in right now this month meaning before 2024 as in next year and Roy will own me a million dollars starting in 2024, Roy lost. 01:03 PM, Memes World Discord to Nasty Penguin: to answer his question: it would feel like boobs suddenly popping into an ooze of pudding, your head would hit the ground, well unless if the pillow was packed with many pounds of squished marshmallows. 01:10 PM. Ready Player Oatmeal, I'm looking for Meme Masters who can replace Roy in my Discord Server who might be just another Lolcow Troll bent on destroying my life via Fake News. 01:34 PM. Please ask Roy Merrick, AKA The Golden Boy, if he thinks I will posting again in my Discord Server before 2024, please force him to give a direct answer to that. After that, I'm gonna bet him money on that. After that, Roy will lose. Roy will never pay me money cuz Roy sucks dog. 02:16 PM. And just like that, the Oatmeal Discord Server became Nickelback/oatmeal-less, it's like Epstein Island with no Epstein, oh wait wasn't Roy there? Peter Pan Oatmeal and his lost guinea pigs, come with us to never-ever Arnold Attic Land. Roy made this GIF meme, it's fake news because I said yesterday I bet each person in the world a million dollars each that I will not post again in my Discord Server before 2024, I didn't say I won't be visiting and peaking at my server. Roy will not pay up because Roy sucks dog. Debunking Oatmeal Fake News my Lolcow Trolls spread in my Discord Server/TikTok/Instagram/Twitter/etc requires a lot of time but the problem is most people's attention span is too short to follow the sequences of events/context/circumstances/intentions/variables/factors/details. Willing to debunk specific Oatmeal Fake News if enough people beg me to tackle/unpack/analyze/study/broadcast details/records/archives/timelines of the transactions/conversations/interactions/screenshots of what the trolls left out/context/intentions/players involved/full story. 03:13 PM. To my Lolcow Trolls, you are fake news, I do not prey on anybody, I do not target specific people, I do not discriminate, i made many duets with everybody, randomly based on whatever pops up on my TikTok FYP, everybody knows I'm random and I just interact with anybody/everybody. 05:41 PM. I don't understand why people join my Discord Server & then leave within seconds, I wouldn't even join in the first place, they claim they know nothing before joining which begs the question of how can they learn everything they need to know within seconds? The answer you can't. 06:27 PM. Fish, get out of the voice channels in my goddamn Discord Server. NVBQ is friends with Bea. If I stop trolling Fish, would that make Brony stop, what is the Streisand Effect, do you think my Lolcow Trolls will ever find all the porn videos I was in where I have sex with people on the dark webs/Kiwi Farms, did you know I asked these questions in 2022 to troll Fish right? Dogs love meat, depriving them of meat is torture. Fish just did what I've been doing for years, Fish showed a photo of Abe Lincoln on the moon and said it's proof he was there. Likewise, regarding to my life, I've engaged in similar absurd irony/sarcasm/satire/hyperbole/etc. 1st, people pretend to be me to make y'all think I said/did bad things/parody accounts/identity theft/fake screenshots/soundbites/photoshop/2nd, bullies like Fish falsely accused me of being a child predator/pedo since 2013 or longer/decided to troll my trolls with fake news/etc. Fish is probably pro-abortion, NBC found, watch out for the blackouts which is why more people gotta become more independent, my Lolcow Trolls are truly broken souls with mommy issues. Do we need a Blackout to prevent Fish from stealing my face and pretending to be me? I've only scratch the surface, the tip of the iceberg, all of this started at least ten years ago or more and Lolcow Trolls like Bronycon refuses to look at the beginning. Ask Fish in my Discord Server why he refuses to pay me a million dollars come 2024 when he loses this bet which he believes I'll be back posting in my server in a day or two, Fish won't pay me money next month and Fish will forget about all of this, only you can remind him. 08:06 PM. I see no irony, I just see a baby murderer named Fish. Evidence Fish is a pathological liar because he said he would see me in a few days meaning he believes I would return to posting and pinging everybody with my messages in chat-level-00 of my own Discord Server, my bet is that I won't be again before 2024/Fish could win this bet. Fish would have agreed to this bet because Fish truly believes I'd be back posting in my Discord Server within a few hours, most of my Lolcow Trolls expect me to be pinging everybody 54 times each day. It's by that spirit that everybody in the world will owe me a million dollars. Vietnam Discord Kathy Fish Stole my Million Dollar Bike, I'm Pee Wee Herman on a new adventure. Oh my god, Fish has children in his basement. Fish owes me a million bucks. Fish owes me a million dollars because Fish said yesterday as seen in this screenshot and I quote: "See ya, in a day or so." End quote/Fish, like most Lolcow Trolls in my Discord Server, assume I'll be pinging everybody millions of times/daily/but won't be again before 2024/I win. 11:45 PM. I heard Fish can't tell if I'm utilizing satire/sarcasm/hyperbole/irony/deception/allegories/contrasts/lying/parody/wit/stories/content out of context/character as seen if you actually studied the patterns of my life as provided in my autobiography which is online everywhere. Beetle Juice, and you look like a horse, but do you eat hay and how much for a ride? This is why you shouldn't join my Discord Server, it is full of brainless people. Fish, don't tell Beetle you think I'll be posting and pinging everybody again in my Discord Server in a day or two, don't tell anybody you said this which echos what Socks12 and others said, all my Lolcow Trolls think this and say this forever, don't tell anybody this secret. I'm paralyzed from the neck down. Fish won't tell you he thinks I'll be back soon. When people join my Discord Server, Fish, the king of my Lolcow Trolls, will send them fake news about me which leads most people to fall for it because most people are NPC SJW leftist zombies. The only people who ever joins my Discord Server are people who know nothing about me and they also refuse to read the messages I left in my server in special channels which includes links because most of them are lazy Lolcow Trolls who are demented losers deflecting/reflecting.

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Played in snow. A war of love and lovers. One lady was like Skip and said the girl cannot be with her like son as she was Jon Snow a bastard. Perhaps she can get with Aladdin instead. Confrontation between one couple regarding the naked girl on the bed. A third couple and their baby. A 4th couple might marry. One lady was seeking advice from a girl about confidence.

11:42 AM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Tuesday 12/5/23 • TRUMP DICTATORSHIP IS REALLY THE DEEP STATE • Infowars

11:45 AM
Over ten years ago in 2013 while I was in Vietnam crying about Kathy stealing my bike, Alex Jones was talking about leftist teaching children in schools about sex while attacking humanity. 2013, Alex Jones explains how female Japanese went from taking 2 baths a day to pooping and peeing in their underwear while watching TV as a reaction to the crazy culture and influences and insanity that pushes at humanity in negative ways leading to genocide.

11:42 AM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [1 of 4] Tuesday 12/5/23 • TRUMP DICTATORSHIP IS REALLY THE DEEP STATE • Infowars

11:59 AM
Secret service contacted Alex Jones to ask about how the Deep State is trying to murder Trump and I don't want them to get away with Trump who will win in 2024 if he is not assassinated before he can get back into the White House in 2025. We told you for years. Alex Jones had this ancestor, John Paul Jones 1776. The left is putting out articles saying Trump will be a dictator when elected in 2024, truth of the matter is Obiden is a dictator, they are trying to murder Trump, Alex Jones reporting. People are deep-faking the voice of Alex Jones to create some amazing songs.

01:14 PM
Ron Gibson - ALEX JONES [2 of 4] Tuesday 12/5/23 • BARRY YOUNG - WHISTLEBLOWER EXPOSING KILLER COVID JABS

01:17 PM
This New Zealand leader murdered too many people by making people get KILLER Covid Vaccines, the world is watching, we demand Nuremberg Trials 2.0. Alex Jones had an uncle who was a helicopter pilot for the Vietnam American War. After that, the CIA recruited him. But then he got out of all of that in the late 1980s because he saw government and others smuggling children (trafficking) from South American countries. Barry Young was a database admin, he became a whistleblower 2 days ago via video as he exposed all the people murdered in New Zealand via Covid Vaccines. After that, they arrested him for showing the world they're murderers. In New Zealand, Barry Young explained how he was the head admin of financial databases which showed all the people dying from Covid Vaccines and Barry was never anti-vax but he could not remain silent as he looked at the data. Barry Young was the head database admin for the entire country of New Zealand, he saw the data of people suddenly dying magically after taking the KILLER Covid Vaccines, Barry is begging governments to simply analyze the data, that is it, just look. 03:26 PM. Barry Young did what was never done before, Steve Kirsch explained to Alex Jones, see Barry made public some public health information which showed people dying in New Zealand after getting Covid Vaccines, more whistleblowers coming. Barry Young is the dog in Wizard of Oz showing us what lies behind the curtain is the raw data, the numbers, showing the lists of people dying after Covid Vaccines, this is the Rosetta Stone is here. Check out Liz Gunn at Freenz.org.

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Timcast IRL - Biden Prepares To DROP OUT, President Hints HE DOESNT Want To Run w/Terry Schilling

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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

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How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.