Trolls spam fake news about me in my Discord Server and other places as well. This article lists some of the lies the haters tell about me as follows.

This web page features an outline of like Oatmeal Fake News from each year of my life from my birth in the year 1985 through to this current year right now of 2023.

But truth be told, I made up a few fake news to debunk because I couldn't think of any for every year of my life. The intent of this post is to list fake news according to the exact years they came out as opposed to whatever years the fake news may be regarding. Well, that might be the general rule. Take this post as a random rough draft outline detailing some of the fake news and what not relating to me.

Let me be clear for the record, I may not have included every single lie told about me in this outline. Most of the fake news about me probably started in the 2010s meaning probably not so much before 2010 in general. Even more fake news started around 2013 and again around 2019.

This current year of 2023 is an all-time high for Oatmeal Fake News. This article doesn't fully mention nor debunk every single out of context hearsay allegation, fictional accusation, deception lie, Oatmeal Fake News, and so on and so forth. One way to debunk fake news is be transparent in telling your side of the story which is one of the purposes on my autobiography blog so people can decide for themselves whatever they want to think about me both good and bad.

I may try to debunk more in the future. I've debunked a little in the past. My intent is to continue debunking and laying out my side of the story as much as I can in videos, articles, websites, media, content, blogs, Twitter X tweet posts, and everything else. I have a lot on my to-do list. But debunking fake news is on my list. But for now, this post is just going to be a very small outline listing only a few items of Oatmeal Fake News as follows. I've only included a few links for more information. This article is more a starting point which we can expand on later on.

1985
I'm not an alien. That's fake news. I was born in the year 1985 in the state of Oregon. But I might have thought I was an alien at least for a second because my siblings like said they could not understand me in the 1980s/1990s.

1986
I'm not too retarded. I might have some birth defects. But we all got problems. People weaponize autism in an attempt to discredit competing/alternative voices. But why not listen to each other? I might have some problems. But you might have other problems. In math, the two factors cancel each other out as in one minus one equals zero or one issue can cancel out another issue meaning we need each other.

1987
No I can't jump fifty feet high, I'm not Superman.

1988
Family didn't try to drown me in Seattle. Nobody tried to murder me when that vehicle hit my mom. Actually, my brother saved my life.

1989
No I'm not a crayon coloring master and wasn't staying within the lines.

1990
No I wasn't only eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, I also enjoyed spaghetti. The 1990s, decade in review. No, I didn't wet the bed, pee in my sleep, all the time. Only like the day my younger sister was being born and other times too. Probably stopped wetting the bed by age ten.

1991
No I wasn't learning how to ride my bike myself, my older siblings helped. Wasn't trying to hurt myself, the cooler was just too heavy causing it to slam hands into the metal truck bed which gave me a scar.

1992
I didn't murder LEGO Fred Dead from across the street, we only prayed he died and like the next day there was a yard sale and thank God he was dead as he only gave us like a nickel for yard work, cutting grass. I was exciting because we got his legos.

1993
I was not kidnapped at Hagg Lake. I was lost or was actually walking home. A family picked me up. They took me to their house. I watched Turtles 3 until my family/neighbors came in like a truck to pick me up.

1994
No I didn't praise the murder of lions in the Lion King, I grew up with cats, I'm an animal lover. I like dogs too. But I'm mostly a cat person. I'm against animal violence but especially human violence.

1995
No I wasn't exactly trying to steal Tiffany Cumbo from Bill Bailey or other boys, but I did feel like I had her first going back to like at least the early 1990s if not earlier. We have photos of her in 1992. So, first met before that I think. But we were mostly just friends minus maybe a few times. But I could be wrong about that. But there were times I liked her. But I didn't pursue her for the most part minus a few times when I did try very briefly in my own way in the 1990s. I didn't attempt to pursue her in the 2000s and then she died in 2003 and I felt guilty as I had the urge to call her the night she died. I had a strange feeling on that day, like a sixth sense kind of thing and I didn't go with my gut. I suppressed what my heart was trying to tell me.

1996
No kids were harmed in the making of the Power Rangers Kids movie and I was one of the kids in it at the age of ten.

1997
I'm not gay or ghey, I just enjoyed spending time playing video games and hanging out with my male friends like Bill Bailey especially at his grandma's house in North Plains. I'm not a Jedi but fell in love with Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: The Special Edition which came out in theaters that year. Didn't murder Puffer Cat in 1997 or whatever year it was, that was Bill I swear. Not your Bill. My Bill. I mean not my Bill. The Bill of Mars.

1998
I did not trap myself in a reality television show in 1998 but Jim Carrey starred in The Truman Show as a man stuck on TV. His whole life was filmed similar to how most people live online in 2023. Basketball.

1999
I wasn't abandoning my love for Nintendo's Mario in 1999, I was just impressed when playing Sonic on Sega's Dreamcast. I wasn't a hardcore SJW NPC leftist but was acting pretty entitled as I begged my dad for money. Technically, he would gamble and drink away all his money most of the time. So, I thought it would be better in my hands as I would not waste the money like he would. I was thinking I would be more responsible with the money.

2000
I didn't like break my camcorder on purpose, I was trying to write my name in it.

2001
I was not in New York in 2001, that was actually Big Red Dog Mickey Morehead of Gangster Run who is a fictional character who was starting trouble in that neighborhood like a white Will Smith, the Prince of Bel-Air.

2002
Didn't have cancer in 2002 that I knew of but Mandy Moore played this beloved girl in A Walk To Remember where she, spoiler alert, dies in the movie.

2003
I didn't murder Cum/Tiffany Cumbo but was going to call her the night before she died. I felt guilty about that, she was my favorite female friend from the 1990s.

2004
I didn't do anything bad to Sonya Mack, that's fake news.

2005
I didn't lose my campers at Snow Camp up a hill, they eventually came down in sleds, this happened in 2005 and/or 2006 which were the two years I was a counselor at that camp at WOLBI in New York which was the first college I attended.

2006
Didn't really take the full red pill in 2006 but Neo did in The Matrix trilogy which I saw for the first time that year in South Carolina. Didn't take the red pill in 2006 but did ten years later in 2016.

2007
I didn't do anything to Jennifer Moore at ABC, that's fake news.

2008
I didn't murder Woof/Dick. I wasn't trying to get fired from the YMCA in Hawaii.

2009
I didn't commit crimes in Texas as I didn't even live in Texas in 2009, that's fake news my trolls spread in 2023 in my Discord Server regarding somebody else with my name which many people have my name. I didn't become a woman or a baby in a diaper with a spaceman. No animals were harmed in the making of my Animals Are Dying music video in PDX. I wasn't trying to sell my soul to the Devil when I auditioned for a show. I was not hitting on iJustine.

2010
I didn't murder Blake Webb but did fail to check on him as I was sleeping on the couch in the basement a few feet from his room. Moore Street pastor said Blake had like smaller heart attacks, as in cardiac arrests, in his sleep before and that it kept on getting worse until it eventually killed him or at least that is what I was told. I wrote an article saying I killed Blake but it was a fake article headline title. I went on to explain how I felt guilty I was not able to resurrect Blake as I tried giving him CPR and mouth to mouth.

I didn't do anything to Farmer Hanna at Camp Redwood Glen of the Salvation Army in California except write her a long letter saying I liked her. I sent the letter to her but not sure if she ever got it.

2011
I didn't murder Bill. Not your Bill. My Bill. Wait. No. Not my Bill. Not your Bill. The other Bill.

2012
I didn't assault Robin Baker, that's fake news spread by Flopper in 2022 on Discord, I grabbed her phone to prevent her from prank calling 911 which might be illegal. Cops said what I did was a federal crime while ignoring the crimes she committed. My lawyer said the federal charge would be dropped if I pleaded guilty to sexual harassment or whatever the exact wording was which I was not guilty of. I ended up taking that alleged plea deal or at least that is what I was told to do. So, I eventually did just that.

2013
I didn't do anything bad to Hanoi Anna, that's fake news. I didn't steal bikes from Vietnam Kathy, instead she stole mine.

2014
I'm not a pedo, that's fake news which was being spammed on Craigslist and on the Another side of Vietnam (ASOV) group on Facebook especially in 2014 and beyond, fake news was also spread to other Facebook groups too and other websites too. I didn't molest the female cashier at Circle K or steal food, that's fake news. I didn't do anything too destructive at the Leaf Pagoda, Remi Cafe, or Mr. Ribs.

2015
I didn't do anything to Lego Mark or Old Ink, that's fake news.

2016
I didn't do bad things to Anna Barbie and Zizi and Loan, that's fake news. They might have stolen money from me perhaps or they thought it was ok to waste it on eating at restaurants and stuff even as we talked about trying to fix my passport and visa problems which we were actively engaged in for months.

2017
I didn't do bad things in Vietnam and then run off to America, no that's fake news.

2018
I didn't murder my dad and run off to another state, that's fake news.

2019
I don't try to get banned off social media, that's fake news. In 2019, he might have said or questioned if I was really permanently banned off the Infowars community forum website Infocomms and I was trying to say yes I was, I felt like he was lying, was being silly, misguided, missing the point, or even just way out of it.

2020
Rob Roy was a Scottish outlaw and folk hero. His adventures were immortalized and romanticized by the author Sir Walter Scott in his novel Rob Roy. He wrote in the yellow: "Got user bans? TOS comprehension is critical." Also, he wrote: "Spamming may be your online foundation. Got a job? And/or other source of income? On YouTube 24/7?" I took all that as an insult.

2021
I wasn't ignoring Roy Merrick, that's fake news, it's more that I was busy and stuff. In 2021, Roy Merrick might have said he sent me tickets so I could see South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone's The Book of Mormon. Mostly in YouTube comments, I was going back and forth with Roy about it forever. He might have said he sent me tickets or tried to. I'm not totally sure what he was trying to say. Perhaps he was trying to say he sent tickets to the wrong address or that he was hoping I would want to go so he could send me the tickets to the Mormons play. I thought he wanted to go with me to see the play. He might have said I could take anybody I wanted to go with me and not him. But I just felt like he was implying he wanted to go with me just in the way he would say things.

2022
I didn't send nudes to people on Snapchat, that's fake news, I posted content on my Snapchat video channel. Snapchat is like Facebook/YouTube.
I didn't do Jan6, I said no violence please.

People went to my Snapchat account/page/wall and grabbed my content and posted/share them in messenger-like conversation DM groups which I was added to some or all of them. I was adding hundreds or thousands of anonymous people especially in 2022. I had no idea who I added. This is what I have been doing since like 1997. I would add everybody and say hi to everybody. I sent hundreds or thousands of messages saying hi to random people. Later on, the Snapchat content ended up on Discord. Roy turned a photo into a GIF meme which people said that must be a video of me but it came from a photo. You can ask Roy about that.

2023
Regarding my Discord Demands.

I'm not a pedo, that's fake news spread by my Discord Server Lolcow Trolls especially during the summer of 2023 by villains like Yung Savy who might also be Luke Daniel. I don't have bombs, that's fake news spread by my Discord Server Lolcow Trolls like possibly the XBK gang. Saw, Socks, Geraldy Jones, Beast Gaming or whatever his group was called, and/or Creamville, etc.

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03:53 PM
Dear Gemini
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Gemini says 480i and not 480p:
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I want to continue the many conversations I already had for years in my videos, blogs, and everywhere online and beyond, my name is Oatmeal Joey Arnold at @ JOEYARNOLDVN born 1985 in Oregon, been online since like 1995 or longer, I started making videos with people in 1996, I want to continue the thousands of conversations and threads that I already had with many AI engines like Gemini, Grok, etc.

We got this VHS camcorder in 1996, probably made by RCA or Sony or I forget. I want to copy these VHS tapes. Some of the videos might be on like the smaller VHS-C cassettes which I have read in these VHS adapters. But most of the videos were recorded off camcorders to the full size VHS tapes between the years of 1996-2003. We talked about this before many times for years.

I prefer making an as is copy of the VHS without altering it as I copy from the VHS tapes, I prefer not to upscale or downscale or change the ratio or dimensions or quality of the video, audio, frames, etc.

I want you to list top products I can connect to VCRs via the red white yellow analog cables that VCRs had in the 1990s in the United States meaning NTSC (which probably means 29.97 fps) as opposed to PAL (25 fps) I assume. We had around two larger VHS camcorders and around two smaller like VHS-C camcorders that we used for filming the videos from 1996-2003. Some videos were copied from VHS to VHS via VCRs. Some might be original copies recorded directly via camcorders. Some are copies recorded via VCRs.

The product I want to buy probably needs to record at 480p or 720p or a level that is not too high or too low, I'm looking for the Goldilocks settings to be high enough to copy each pixel, each frame, each line, each bit, each audio, as is, as it was, while minimizing any changes during the copying process. If VHS might technically be closer to 360p say for example, then perhaps copying at 480p might be enough to copy each part of the VHS, the audio and video as is. There is also a debate as to which format and other technical details, the answer might be to copy to the MKV format and not to Mp4 or other options. Look at what everyone says to determine the best products for exactly the kind of goals I have to copy hundreds of VHS tapes.

04:24 PM
I have an RCA to a black USB adapter that works, I was able to see video and hear audio from a VHS tape in a VCR through this adapter into my Ubuntu ASUS laptop into OBS. The Sound Preferences has this adapter listed as MS210x Video Grabber EasierCAP. The adapter does not appear to have writing on it. When typing in lsusb, it said it is Bus 003 Device 082: ID 534d:0021 MacroSilicon MS210x Video Grabber [EasierCAP]. It looks like this device streamed the VHS as is, it looks good to me. But see if there might be any issues. See if it truly streaming each pixel, frame, bit, audio, video, that is as is. See if it might lose quality or anything as it streams through the device into the laptop.

04:39 PM
Regarding my device I mentioned which streamed to OBS, now compare OBS to VLC and to any program that might be able to capture the stream, look at all of the options including how I have 30 GB RAM, I have a 4 core CPU and a GPU, see what all the options might be in maximizing the bitrate in a goal of at least doing better than 9 Mbps DVD bitrate max or even the 20 Mbps MacroSilicon MS210x bitrate max to get as close to the what you said would be a "Raw uncompressed standard-definition NTSC stream in 4:2:2 color space (YUY2 at 720x480 resolution, 29.97 fps) requires roughly 165.72 Mbps of uncompressed data bandwidth" or as close to that as possible. List top products that might get to or even surpass the 165.72 Mbps bitrate, look at all kinds of products including capturing boxes that records without computers and capturing devices that plugs into computers. Also see if any DVD machines or other devices can go above 20 Mbps bitrate. Think outside the box to look at all the options for all products that are above the 9 Mbps bitrate of normal DVD limits, the bigger the better. Look at this one RCA to USB product named ht My Vid Box, model HT VIDBOX NW07 made in Taiwan BVD7H401_4AH. To be clear, with my current setup, I do not want to make it smaller because 4 GB per video hour is small enough. I want you to compare my current option with the two step approach of under 100 GB per hour followed with compressing to like 4 GB per video hour. One of the challenging is some of the VHS tapes may have degraded in the last 30+ years. The home videos started in the year 1996. Some of the tapes are original copies recorded directly via camcorders. Some might be copies recorded via VCRs. We officially stopped recording new home videos in 2003. I continued at times copying VHS to VHS and sometimes to DVD and back to VHS until roughly 2012. Some of the VHS tapes and DVD discs were copied at XP, SP, EP, and various quality lengths. Some might be one hour long. Many might be around 2 hours per VHS or the SP mode. Some might be the LP mode or other modes. Multiple camcorders, VCR units, and various hardware and products were used over the years. The challenge is I have a wide variety of tapes and discs. It is tough to say as some tapes might not have degraded as much as others. Another challenge is some of the tapes were left outside in a shed for years at my 163 house in Forest Grove, Oregon. It was out there in the cold where it freezes for roughly 11 years from 2012 to 2023. It is now in my house since 2023. It is hard to say the condition of those tapes. Some tapes may have been played many times. Some VHS tapes may have been copied over up to like ten times. I need pictures or things to look for so I can inspect each VHS tape. Give me instructions for what to look for, what I can do, see if I should try to spin it, see if I need to rewind and fast forward each tape to see if it might be stuck at all, see if I need to examine the tape or ribbon, see what I can do to look for mold and all problems before I risk putting bad tapes in a VCR.

08:43 PM
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Welcome to my daily blog. Click here for more information about that. My name online is OATMEAL JOEYARNOLD. My username online is JOEYARNOLDVN which is my name and VN for Vietnam or Viet Nam. You can even AI me. You can ask me for more information. This is my Oatmeal Daily. People are allowed to reuse, reupload, edit, and mirror my content without my consent. MY CONTENT IS COPYRIGHT FREE. To find my content online, ask AI. You can also GOOGLE search using the following 3 main KEYWORDS: first, websites (domain names like Hive .blog); second, usernames (like at @ joeyarnoldvn or JOEYARNOLDVN); and third, a date (2026-06-01 for example: yyyy-mm-dd). Click here for more information about how to find my content on the Internet. I went to bed at 05:00 AM. Woke up at 11:20 AM, a dream of running with and/or to friends, friends, and/or not sure, I run into bad people or something, I was wondering through a hotel complex or a large building with many rooms and floors where I tried losing them, I eventually woke up from that dream, I am not sure if I got away or not but I thought about sneaking out windows, running on roofs, finding ways to drive off or run off or something, the end, woke up. Rabbit out. A bit cloudy. Feeling tired. Breakfast: 11:59 AM. Farmer market for carrots etc around 01:00 PM. We drove around downtown because mom wanted to know where the music was coming from, not the band at the market, I drove around Safeway twice, it turned out being a street singer with like speakers, maybe a boom box, in the covered driveway of like the Key Bank across from our old music store on Railroad street. Woman store, antiques, money collection, old stuff, guitar, dresser, etc. Back around 02:20 PM. Lunch: 02:55 PM. Rabbit in around 08:00 PM. Put the wooden table shelf structure from the front driveway back into the front yard due to the rain. Box: uncovered boxes mom wanted, I was flustered about it, I buried a group of boxes Friday, one group was recycle or trash or it actually said BURN and the other collectio was Larry office business and/or whatever it was, my thinking was it all might be BURN as they were together but it turns out they were not, she sometimes does not label things, some boxes may even have outdated labels, but I was in the wrong again. Oven: cleaned behind the oven. Mopped the kitchen floor with vinegar. Dinner: 08:35 PM. Did not pick tomatoes, blackberries, etc. Food log: Breakfast: coffee, orange, 11:59 AM. Lunch: tomato onion carrot yogurt salad, 02:55 PM. Dinner: carrot green beans etc on pho soup was fun, 08:35 PM. Quaker Chewy maple brown sugar granola like bar (I had a similar bar yesterday too), 09:40 PM. Tea. 2026-09-12 - Saturday - 10:00 PM - Jojo-265 - Jojo Essay: Outsourcing, Barron Essential: Pages 201-202. Firm. Subcontractor. Labor. Managerial. Boon. Coincide: happen at the same time. Night swift. 1915. Turnover. I talked about pros and cons between smaller and larger. Acquaintance. Adolescent. Eradicate. Impose. Undergo. Grave: serious, dangerous. Write about outsourcing, colonies, work, globalization, adolescents, social media, and/or other things we talked about. 2026-09-12 - Saturday - 10:30 PM - Jojo-sister-33 - Inkspot Story again just like Friday. 2026-09-12 - Saturday - 11:30 PM - Thao-141 - She talked about teachers tutoring students after school at schools, centers, places, houses. We talked about VUS, larger class sizes, the teaching assistants are often Vietnamese who can translate. A lot of Vietnamese did not practice English speaking growing up. SAT Math 62.

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Trolls spam fake news about me in my Discord Server and other places as well. This article lists some of the lies the haters tell about me as follows.

Pruning Oatmeal.

This web page features an outline of like Oatmeal Fake News from each year of my life from my birth in the year 1985 through to this current year right now of 2023.

Let me be clear for the record, I may not have included every single lie told about me in this outline. Most of the fake news about me probably started in the 2010s meaning probably not so much before 2010 in general. Even more fake news started around 2013 and again around 2019.

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

3. Don't open others either

4. Vote in person on election day

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

6. They might say you already voted

7. Don't bitch

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

9. Request for a provisional ballot

10. Ask for the supervisor

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

12. The supervisor will

13. Step aside

14. Call your sheriff

15. Do NOT call 911

16. Don't call cops

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

18. Report identity theft

19. At a retail place

20. Not a ballot place

21. You witnessed identity theft

22. Ask for a dispatch

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

24. Wait

25. Tell the sheriff your story

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

27. The staff will confirm

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

30. That it's unopened

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

32. Demand a report

33. Don't surrender it

34. Keep it

35. This empowers an investigation

36. And the power to seize ballot boxes

37. And proper investigation

38. Vote in person via a provisional ballot

39. Make sure your sheriff is investigating

Conclusion