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December 27, 2023

Trolls spam fake news about me in my Discord Server and other places as well. This article lists some of the lies the haters tell about me as follows.


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This web page features an outline of like Oatmeal Fake News from each year of my life from my birth in the year 1985 through to this current year right now of 2023.


But truth be told, I made up a few fake news to debunk because I couldn't think of any for every year of my life. The intent of this post is to list fake news according to the exact years they came out as opposed to whatever years the fake news may be regarding. Well, that might be the general rule. Take this post as a random rough draft outline detailing some of the fake news and what not relating to me.


Let me be clear for the record, I may not have included every single lie told about me in this outline. Most of the fake news about me probably started in the 2010s meaning probably not so much before 2010 in general. Even more fake news started around 2013 and again around 2019.


This current year of 2023 is an all-time high for Oatmeal Fake News. This article doesn't fully mention nor debunk every single out of context hearsay allegation, fictional accusation, deception lie, Oatmeal Fake News, and so on and so forth. One way to debunk fake news is be transparent in telling your side of the story which is one of the purposes on my autobiography blog so people can decide for themselves whatever they want to think about me both good and bad.


I may try to debunk more in the future. I've debunked a little in the past. My intent is to continue debunking and laying out my side of the story as much as I can in videos, articles, websites, media, content, blogs, Twitter X tweet posts, and everything else. I have a lot on my to-do list. But debunking fake news is on my list. But for now, this post is just going to be a very small outline listing only a few items of Oatmeal Fake News as follows. I've only included a few links for more information. This article is more a starting point which we can expand on later on.


1985
I'm not an alien. That's fake news. I was born in the year 1985 in the state of Oregon. But I might have thought I was an alien at least for a second because my siblings like said they could not understand me in the 1980s/1990s.


1986
I'm not too retarded. I might have some birth defects. But we all got problems. People weaponize autism in an attempt to discredit competing/alternative voices. But why not listen to each other? I might have some problems. But you might have other problems. In math, the two factors cancel each other out as in one minus one equals zero or one issue can cancel out another issue meaning we need each other.


1987
No I can't jump fifty feet high, I'm not Superman.


1988
Family didn't try to drown me in Seattle. Nobody tried to murder me when that vehicle hit my mom. Actually, my brother saved my life.


1989
No I'm not a crayon coloring master and wasn't staying within the lines.


1990
No I wasn't only eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, I also enjoyed spaghetti. The 1990s, decade in review. No, I didn't wet the bed, pee in my sleep, all the time. Only like the day my younger sister was being born and other times too. Probably stopped wetting the bed by age ten.


1991
No I wasn't learning how to ride my bike myself, my older siblings helped. Wasn't trying to hurt myself, the cooler was just too heavy causing it to slam hands into the metal truck bed which gave me a scar.


1992
I didn't murder LEGO Fred Dead from across the street, we only prayed he died and like the next day there was a yard sale and thank God he was dead as he only gave us like a nickel for yard work, cutting grass. I was exciting because we got his legos.


1993
I was not kidnapped at Hagg Lake. I was lost or was actually walking home. A family picked me up. They took me to their house. I watched Turtles 3 until my family/neighbors came in like a truck to pick me up.


1994
No I didn't praise the murder of lions in the Lion King, I grew up with cats, I'm an animal lover. I like dogs too. But I'm mostly a cat person. I'm against animal violence but especially human violence.


1995
No I wasn't exactly trying to steal Tiffany Cumbo from Bill Bailey or other boys, but I did feel like I had her first going back to like at least the early 1990s if not earlier. We have photos of her in 1992. So, first met before that I think. But we were mostly just friends minus maybe a few times. But I could be wrong about that. But there were times I liked her. But I didn't pursue her for the most part minus a few times when I did try very briefly in my own way in the 1990s. I didn't attempt to pursue her in the 2000s and then she died in 2003 and I felt guilty as I had the urge to call her the night she died. I had a strange feeling on that day, like a sixth sense kind of thing and I didn't go with my gut. I suppressed what my heart was trying to tell me.


1996
No kids were harmed in the making of the Power Rangers Kids movie and I was one of the kids in it at the age of ten.


1997
I'm not gay or ghey, I just enjoyed spending time playing video games and hanging out with my male friends like Bill Bailey especially at his grandma's house in North Plains. I'm not a Jedi but fell in love with Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: The Special Edition which came out in theaters that year. Didn't murder Puffer Cat in 1997 or whatever year it was, that was Bill I swear. Not your Bill. My Bill. I mean not my Bill. The Bill of Mars.


1998
I did not trap myself in a reality television show in 1998 but Jim Carrey starred in The Truman Show as a man stuck on TV. His whole life was filmed similar to how most people live online in 2023. Basketball.


1999
I wasn't abandoning my love for Nintendo's Mario in 1999, I was just impressed when playing Sonic on Sega's Dreamcast. I wasn't a hardcore SJW NPC leftist but was acting pretty entitled as I begged my dad for money. Technically, he would gamble and drink away all his money most of the time. So, I thought it would be better in my hands as I would not waste the money like he would. I was thinking I would be more responsible with the money.


2000
I didn't like break my camcorder on purpose, I was trying to write my name in it.


2001
I was not in New York in 2001, that was actually Big Red Dog Mickey Morehead of Gangster Run who is a fictional character who was starting trouble in that neighborhood like a white Will Smith, the Prince of Bel-Air.


2002
Didn't have cancer in 2002 that I knew of but Mandy Moore played this beloved girl in A Walk To Remember where she, spoiler alert, dies in the movie.


2003
I didn't murder Cum/Tiffany Cumbo but was going to call her the night before she died. I felt guilty about that, she was my favorite female friend from the 1990s.


2004
I didn't do anything bad to Sonya Mack, that's fake news.


2005
I didn't lose my campers at Snow Camp up a hill, they eventually came down in sleds, this happened in 2005 and/or 2006 which were the two years I was a counselor at that camp at WOLBI in New York which was the first college I attended.


2006
Didn't really take the full red pill in 2006 but Neo did in The Matrix trilogy which I saw for the first time that year in South Carolina. Didn't take the red pill in 2006 but did ten years later in 2016.


2007
I didn't do anything to Jennifer Moore at ABC, that's fake news.


2008
I didn't murder Woof/Dick. I wasn't trying to get fired from the YMCA in Hawaii.


2009
I didn't commit crimes in Texas as I didn't even live in Texas in 2009, that's fake news my trolls spread in 2023 in my Discord Server regarding somebody else with my name which many people have my name. I didn't become a woman or a baby in a diaper with a spaceman. No animals were harmed in the making of my Animals Are Dying music video in PDX. I wasn't trying to sell my soul to the Devil when I auditioned for a show. I was not hitting on iJustine.


2010
I didn't murder Blake Webb but did fail to check on him as I was sleeping on the couch in the basement a few feet from his room. Moore Street pastor said Blake had like smaller heart attacks, as in cardiac arrests, in his sleep before and that it kept on getting worse until it eventually killed him or at least that is what I was told. I wrote an article saying I killed Blake but it was a fake article headline title. I went on to explain how I felt guilty I was not able to resurrect Blake as I tried giving him CPR and mouth to mouth.


I didn't do anything to Farmer Hanna at Camp Redwood Glen of the Salvation Army in California except write her a long letter saying I liked her. I sent the letter to her but not sure if she ever got it.


2011
I didn't murder Bill. Not your Bill. My Bill. Wait. No. Not my Bill. Not your Bill. The other Bill.


2012
I didn't assault Robin Baker, that's fake news spread by Flopper in 2022 on Discord, I grabbed her phone to prevent her from prank calling 911 which might be illegal. Cops said what I did was a federal crime while ignoring the crimes she committed. My lawyer said the federal charge would be dropped if I pleaded guilty to sexual harassment or whatever the exact wording was which I was not guilty of. I ended up taking that alleged plea deal or at least that is what I was told to do. So, I eventually did just that.


2013
I didn't do anything bad to Hanoi Anna, that's fake news. I didn't steal bikes from Vietnam Kathy, instead she stole mine.


2014
I'm not a pedo, that's fake news which was being spammed on Craigslist and on the Another side of Vietnam (ASOV) group on Facebook especially in 2014 and beyond, fake news was also spread to other Facebook groups too and other websites too. I didn't molest the female cashier at Circle K or steal food, that's fake news. I didn't do anything too destructive at the Leaf Pagoda, Remi Cafe, or Mr. Ribs.


2015
I didn't do anything to Lego Mark or Old Ink, that's fake news.


2016
I didn't do bad things to Anna Barbie and Zizi and Loan, that's fake news. They might have stolen money from me perhaps or they thought it was ok to waste it on eating at restaurants and stuff even as we talked about trying to fix my passport and visa problems which we were actively engaged in for months.


2017
I didn't do bad things in Vietnam and then run off to America, no that's fake news.


2018
I didn't murder my dad and run off to another state, that's fake news.


2019
I don't try to get banned off social media, that's fake news. In 2019, he might have said or questioned if I was really permanently banned off the Infowars community forum website Infocomms and I was trying to say yes I was, I felt like he was lying, was being silly, misguided, missing the point, or even just way out of it.


2020
Rob Roy was a Scottish outlaw and folk hero. His adventures were immortalized and romanticized by the author Sir Walter Scott in his novel Rob Roy. He wrote in the yellow: "Got user bans? TOS comprehension is critical." Also, he wrote: "Spamming may be your online foundation. Got a job? And/or other source of income? On YouTube 24/7?" I took all that as an insult.


2021
I wasn't ignoring Roy Merrick, that's fake news, it's more that I was busy and stuff. In 2021, Roy Merrick might have said he sent me tickets so I could see South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone's The Book of Mormon. Mostly in YouTube comments, I was going back and forth with Roy about it forever. He might have said he sent me tickets or tried to. I'm not totally sure what he was trying to say. Perhaps he was trying to say he sent tickets to the wrong address or that he was hoping I would want to go so he could send me the tickets to the Mormons play. I thought he wanted to go with me to see the play. He might have said I could take anybody I wanted to go with me and not him. But I just felt like he was implying he wanted to go with me just in the way he would say things.


2022
I didn't send nudes to people on Snapchat, that's fake news, I posted content on my Snapchat video channel. Snapchat is like Facebook/YouTube.
I didn't do Jan6, I said no violence please.


People went to my Snapchat account/page/wall and grabbed my content and posted/share them in messenger-like conversation DM groups which I was added to some or all of them. I was adding hundreds or thousands of anonymous people especially in 2022. I had no idea who I added. This is what I have been doing since like 1997. I would add everybody and say hi to everybody. I sent hundreds or thousands of messages saying hi to random people. Later on, the Snapchat content ended up on Discord. Roy turned a photo into a GIF meme which people said that must be a video of me but it came from a photo. You can ask Roy about that.


2023
Regarding my Discord Demands.


I'm not a pedo, that's fake news spread by my Discord Server Lolcow Trolls especially during the summer of 2023 by villains like Yung Savy who might also be Luke Daniel. I don't have bombs, that's fake news spread by my Discord Server Lolcow Trolls like possibly the XBK gang. Saw, Socks, Geraldy Jones, Beast Gaming or whatever his group was called, and/or Creamville, etc.


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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.


Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

  1. Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
  2. Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
  3. If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
  4. Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
  5. Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
  6. Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
  7. Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.


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How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.

34. Keep it

Say you're keeping your unopened absentee ballot as evidence your identity was stolen.

35. This empowers an investigation

This empowers your sheriff to open up an investigation.

36. And the power to seize ballot boxes

This empowers your sheriff to seize ballot boxes.

37. And proper investigation

This empowers the right type of investigation.

38. Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Submit your provisional ballot as you're voting in person and keep your unopened absentee ballot as evidence.

39. Make sure your sheriff is investigating

Make sure your sheriff investigates the identity theft.




Conclusion

Summary of what you can do as follows:

  1. Request for an absentee ballot but don't open it
  2. Vote in person on election day
  3. If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
  4. Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
  5. Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
  6. Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
  7. Vote in person via a provisional ballot



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The Bipolar Protocol pushes Bill to try extreme opposites when stalling towards 100% rescued. Escalation Ladder. Try different things. Push the other protocols to try harder and harder per stall. The closer Bill gets to 100%, the more Bipolar Bill becomes. Experiment. Focus on what works. Hop around between any and all of the rounds, levels, worlds, phases, modes, Scan, Trim, Scrape, Crawl, flags, protocols, settings, tactics, -R reverse, and more. If something works, try it again. Especially after 85$ rescued because that is closer to 100% rescued. Escalate Bill sometimes through anything and everything. Try different combinations as Bill stalls more and more. Become more and more Bipolar as Bill stalls more and more. For example, Bill could try -a 100M and then -a 0 because those are two opposite settings. Bill can go back and forth between different various high and low settings. Bill might want to sometimes leave the Scan Mode and try Trim and other things to see if that might help. It is normally better to try to only Scan until 99% rescued. However, sometimes, it might be good to try to Trim every once in a while and especially after like 85% rescued or after stalling trying everything else. Bill needs to try harder and harder trying different things within Scan Mode and also sometimes within other modes too like Trim, Scrape, Crawl, Chaos, etc. After 85% rescued, if after ten consecutive stalls, if Bill can rescue more bytes at a faster speed via any mode outside of Scan, like maybe Trim, then Bill should try that for a pass or for as long as it seems Bill can do better in Post-Scan Modes. Make sure Bill can try more variety for his tool box of flag settings from 0 to even above 100% of what is possible regarding all the flags and combination of settings in Scan or any mode as Bill continues to stall consecutively as Bill gets closer towards 100% rescued or as Bill continues to remain under 2M speed. Bill should not escalate even at 99% rescued if Bill remains at above 2M speed. Escalate especially after 85% and especially if averaging below 2M speed in the last ten minutes or ten consecutive stalls.

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The Oatmeal Protocol was one of many protocols. I wrote many dozens protocols for years. Some protocols may or may not overlap with other protocols. Some protocols may or may not combine or be discontinued. I talked to Gemini about thousands of these Bill scripts for years. Gemini cannot remember all the thousands of conversations. Gemini has amnesia. That makes Gemini unable to help me. I do not know if Oatmeal can still work or not work or how Oatmeal might work best with Bill with all the many protocols.

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Before, I made levels named Sonic. But I discontinued the Sonic levels. Technically, Sonic levels can stay but protocols can override them if need be. There are 5 tiers in Bill: rounds, levels, worlds, phases, modes. Sonic was created to be the first three or more levels of world 0. Technically, all the levels could be named Sonic or none of them need the name. The idea was Sonic levels were supposed to focus on trying to rescue the bytes 100% in record times. For example, perhaps the first level could rescue 80% and level 2 the remaining 20%. But sometimes, it is not that easy to do that. I like my five tier system. But I also like protocols having the power to override tier defaults. I also renamed the MPH Protocol the Sonic Protocol. It might be confusing that I had both levels and a protocol both named Sonic. They're both similar and different at the same time. To be clear, the Sonic Protocol is the -a flag speed protocol that attempts to push Bill to max speeds like -a 100M for skim reading over scratches or -a 0 for slowing down. Sonic was designed to attempt to override any tier at any time for any reason according to what Bill needs at any time. It is critical that Sonic can use any -a flag from -a 0 to -a 100M in an attempt to regulate speed for any and all rounds of any and all tiers as needed. Sonic must be able to react between each round. It is critical that Sonic is aware of what works and does not work. Sometimes the -a flags might work a lot or not at all depending on many factors.

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5m 5h 5G 500k Jack Protocol is the heartbeat of Bill. We will nickname this protocol as the Jack Five Protocol or Jack for short. Jack pushes Bill. Jack is the clock. Jack is the calendar. Jack is the heartbeat. Jack is the map. In Jack's name are five numbers representing two high numbers and three low numbers. The first set of numbers are 5m and 5h. Jack tries to copy each 5 GB disc in under 5 minutes (5m). But Jack knows it might extend to 5 hours (5h) and beyond to even 5000h. Jack pushes for 5 GB/s or at least 20 MB/s. But Jack also knows Bill may be lucky to get above 500 KB/s (500k). Rescuing 5 GB in 5 hours would be 277.78 KB/s. But let's just say 500 KB/s because faster is always better. Jack wants Bill to always go above 5 MB/s (5M). As long as Bill is rescuing at 5 MB/s or higher each second, that is perfect. The disc drive is rated at 16 MB/s max. The current disc has been in at around 85% for hours. So it is a question of what might be best for this particular disc. Scan can work for many discs. But eventually, it might be hard. I think for this current disc and any disc, it is critical that Bill tries several passes before getting stuck on Trim and anything that might be Post-Scan Modes. For example, the purposes of the protocols and the four phases was to try several tactics through entire passes using different methods from faster methods to gradually slower methods per pass.

Jack Protocol
To expand upon the 5m 5h 5G 500k 5M Jack Five Protocol which may be similar to other protocols I've written these past four months or so, like the Jordan Protocol, the Coach Phil Jackson Protocol, possibly the Oatmeal Protocol, a bit of the Goldilocks Protocol, and more. Another number that can be added the Jack Protocol can be 85 and especially as it relates to when a disc is at least 85% rescued. A key attribute to Jack must be escalation, especially if after 85% rescued. I've talked about the value of protocols overriding default tier rounds when need be. There are many tier overriding protocols like Sonic, Mario, Tetris (clusters -c), Timeout, Direct, and more. These protocols are searching for Goldilocks. But to expand upon all of this, it is critical that Jack becomes gradually more reactive as Jack gets closer to 100% rescued and especially after like 80% or 85% rescued. The Stall Protocol must become less patient and especially after 85% if below -a 5M in speed. After 85% rescued, Jack should push Bill to rotate through all combinations of tactics per stall. Jack must rotate through tiers and protocols searching for Goldilocks and especially after like 85% rescued or gradually more and more as Bill gets closer and closer to 100% rescued. After trying everything via several passes, Bill must give up on Scan and move on to Trim, Scrape, Chaos, Crawl. Jack pressures Bill to try everything within the Scan Mode at a faster pace after 85% rescued. Jack must become more Bipolar via the Bipolar Protocol to really try everything and especially after 95% rescued. Try -d and then turn off -d and back on and then off. Jack should turn things on and off. Jack should turn the volume up and down for all the flags and settings. Turn -R on and off. Turn -O on and off. Try all the flags and numbers and especially after 85% if speeds are under -a 5M.

Error
If a L-EC Medium Error ends a round, can Bill then run dmesg -w and/or commands and/or do things to see is it L-EC Medium Errors and/or what is, like what is happening, can Bill then use the info to respond accordingly?

Pass Protocol
I want you to talk about different ways to do it. We talked about protocols and tiers. But right now, we are focusing on passes. Within tiers is Phases and each phase might be like a pass. So, there might be differences and similarities between passes and phases. There might also be similarities and differences between protocols and passes. I talked about passes many times when making Bill for months. So many different protocols. And some protocols may relate to passes. But talk specifically about passes. There are many questions, desires, concerns. One question would be about how often to do full passes or how full and how often. I prefer the first ten passes be the fastest ever. But eventually at least, it might be better to do not just a fast pass but a pass that might include Trim and Scrape. Perhaps even return for another pass even after Trim and Scrape. The tier system and even the protocols were attempting to be pass focus already. I prefer a gradual system that started with the fastest pass that might rescue all the bytes in under 5 minutes if it is a perfect DVD or CD. First pass at 5 minutes at best. Pass 2 at ten minutes at best. 3 pass, 20 minutes. 4th pass at an hour. 5th pass at 2 hours. 6th pass, 3 hours. 7th pass, 4 hours. 8th pass, 5 hours. Like each pass can get a little slower and longer. That could be the general idea.

The Pass vs. Protocol vs. Tier Relationship
Protocols (The "Brain"): This is the high-level logic (like your "Oatmeal Protocol"). It decides when the hardware is too hot and triggers a cooling cycle or a reset.
Tiers (The "Gearbox"): These are the specific ddrescue flag combinations (Sonic, Run, Crawl). They dictate how the laser behaves at any given moment.
Passes (The "Map"): This is the physical progress. One pass equals one attempt to visit every "?" (untried) sector on the map

Pass Protocol
Give me block codes. First pass should attempt max speeds, jumping, settings, flags, options, like a Mario Speed-Run through all the levels. Bill must try to speed race from the start of the map to the end without slowing down. Bill must be adaptable enough to find ways to speed up with Sonic and jump farther with Mario when needed. Bill must use Tetris to gobble up as many -c 1 to 131K clusters like a Pac-Man as is possible. Bill must use a Goldilocks balance for Timeouts and any and all flags really. But after that first 5-minute (or longer) speed run (via at least one round or multiple rounds), each additional pass must be extremely reactive before and during each and every pass. In order to determine when to Trim say for example, Bill must check the map, Dmesg, and whatever else Bill can. There must be math formulas for determining when it is statistically better to Trim, Scrape, etc. Tho, some of it might be debatable. But the theory is if there only a small number of bytes left, and if Trim was faster at rescuing them then Scan was, then Trim would then therefore be the better choice in that hypothetical situation. Bill must try to get the easiest bytes in the first byte. Second pass, try to get little bit more. Perhaps the second pass could be identical to the first pass. If the first pass rescues 1 GB, then the second pass better rescue at least 500 MB or something. Otherwise, that second pass was a waste of time. Perhaps the first pass should be retired. But then again, I don't know if repeating the first pass a second time would do a lot. I don't know what the statistics say about that. But whatever Bill ends up doing, Bill can do if it works. If not, then Bill should move on and try something else. Give me block codes. All flags, speeds, numbers, settings, variables, options, must be dynamic, not just -O, -d, -R, etc. For the most part, Bill should be speed oriented in that Bill attempts the fastest first pass. Bill reacts as needed with dynamic flags. As long as Bill is running at -a 5M or higher, Bill probably shouldn't do much. But Bill needs to be ready to try things when things are not working. But Bill should at the same time understand he needs to complete the first full pass without making too many decisions and reactions, assuming Bill can complete a first pass in under 5 minutes or under an hour, I mean as fast as possible. With each pass, Bill should become more and more reactive. Eventually, if Bill already did like a thousand full passes, Bill should be really reactive per round at that point. But early on, Bill not need to always respond and react per round during like a first pass. But using math formulas, Bill can determine if he needs to change the flags and settings for the next flag assuming things are not working. Study the data. Make sure flags are totally dynamic so Bill can decide what to do and when to do it and especially as Bill gets closer and closer to 100% gradually, make sure complex math is always used to make nuance subtle choices step by step with an emphasis on riding winning waves during the first 85% if it is an easy perfect clean DVD or CD that is easy to copy and/or it may slow down and that is when Bill needs to get smart quick as things start to slow down below -a 5M. One of the flags is --cpass=1 which could be dynamic as needed to be --cpass=1,2 or --cpass=3 and whatever the options are, maybe delete --cpass=1 whenever Bill should not use it. Remember to use -R but only when needed. Use -r only when it might really work. Make sure Bill can really turn on and off and up and down all flags as needed based on whatever Bill needs the most at any given time.




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Climb Protocol
The Climb Protocol pushes Bill up one Climb-Level at a time. By default, Bill must begin on a base Climb-Level which is probably going to be "-c 128 -a 1M -T 20s -r0 --cpass=1 --no-trim --no-scrape -K 250MiB" assuming the flags have the highest probability of rescuing the most bytes the fastest. Max speed according to the MPH Protocol was -a 100M but Bill should probably never do 100M or only if Bill climbs there. But by default, Bill should probably start at -a 1M. Maybe in level 5, Bill can try to climb to -a 2M. But by default, Bill must not start at -a 100M. Bill must not begin with the "GEAR_CLUST_MEGA=131072" (THE VOLUME GEARBOX, The Cluster Protocol, line 132) which is -c 131072 as it is likely Bill cannot currently go above -c 2K. So, -c 131K is a crazy number. But just like with the MPH Protocol, Bill could try to climb step by step to higher cluster sizes but only one setting at a time. But that should be in higher worlds. The first world should probably not do that. Make sure Bill can start in a default base level or continue where Bill was. But currently, Bill is stuck in a -c 131K -a 100M level which is too high. Normally, Bill should continue in whatever levels Bill might be in and complete passes across multiple sessions but the -c 131K level is too high. Also, must only climb if Bill doubles his speed for five consecutive minutes. For example, if Bill tries to climb from -a 1M to -a 2M in a world 2 climbing level, then -a 2M must produce double the speed that -a 1M did before Bill can try -a 3M. Bill can gradually climb step by step. But -a 2M will probably not be better, so Bill could just go back to -a 1M. Dangerous because scratches and slow spots might slow Bill down sometimes. Bill needs to have base settings that have the highest probability of rescuing all the bytes the fastest, that was the purpose of the three Sonic levels.

Direct?
The Direct Protocol should turn on -d --idirect every other round if speeds are under -a 1M for ten consecutive minutes. If -d produces faster speeds (at least double the speed at 2X for ten consecutive minutes), stay with -d. Direct Protocol should be independent for any level, world, phase, mode, etc. Generally if under 1M, Bill might to turn -d on and off per round but then stick with whichever is faster. If -d is faster, keep it.

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SESSION TIMER: 0 days 8 hrs 21 min
PHASE: SONIC 1: GHOST SKIM | WORLD: 0/4 | LEVEL: 1/9 | ROUND: 8
RESCUED: 4009199616 bytes (85.76%)
REMAINING: 635.03 MiB (665876480 bytes) | CLUSTER SIZE: 128
UNTRIED: 262144 bytes | NON-TRIM: 634.74 MiB
NON-SCRAP: 0.00 MiB | BAD-SEC: 0.04 MiB
STALLS: 3 | RATE: 1M
FLAGS: ddrescue -b 2048 -c 128 -a 1M --cpass=1 --no-trim --no-scrape -K 250MiB -T 20s -r0
CURRENT POSITION: Searching...


GNU ddrescue 1.27
About to copy 4675 MBytes from '/dev/sr0' [UNKNOWN] (4_565_504Ki) to '/home/a/dvd/dvd.iso' (4_564_228Ki)
Starting positions: infile = 0 B, outfile = 0 B
Copy block size: 128 sectors Initial skip size: 128000 sectors
Sector size: 2048 Bytes
Min read rate: 1000 kB/s
Timeout: 20s
Direct in: no Direct out: no Sparse: no Truncate: no
Trim: no Scrape: no Max retry passes: 0

Press Ctrl-C to interrupt
Initial status (read from mapfile)
current position: 4674 MB, current sector: 2282496
last block size: 262144 B
rescued: 4009 MB, tried: 665614 kB, bad-sector: 38912 B, bad areas: 19

Current status
ipos: 4674 MB, non-trimmed: 665837 kB, current rate: 0 B/s
opos: 4674 MB, non-scraped: 0 B, average rate: 0 B/s
non-tried: 0 B, bad-sector: 38912 B, error rate: 0 B/s
rescued: 4009 MB, bad areas: 19, run time: 14s
pct rescued: 85.75%, read errors: 1, remaining time: n/a
slow reads: 0, time since last successful read: n/a
Copying non-tried blocks... Pass 1 (forwards)
Finished

[PASS COMPLETE] Sonic Level 1 finished. Advancing...
[REFRESH] Clearing caches and resetting I/O...

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Timeout Protocol
The Timeout Protocol forces Bill to react per round. Gemini said the base timeout should be -T 18s as 18 seconds is a good starting point. I do not know if Gemini is right or wrong. But it is good to have a default starting point. If things are bad one round, the next round should probably be one second less. If things are good, perhaps increase the timeout by 1 second. Sometimes, Bill should reset to the base which you said should be -T 18s and that might be true. Also, you said that the -d --idirect related direct I/O flags to bypass kernels and stuff might then therefore allow the Timeout to extend. By default, increase Timeout if -d flags. Decrease if without -d. You might want to include a minimum and maximum for Timeout values, numbers. It is critical to check everything to see if the cops are freezing up the disc drive or other problems. Each round, The Timeout Protocol must react based on all the data from everywhere. Timeout should always go up or down per round based on any and all info collected from anywhere and everywhere. Look at maps, logs, Dmesg, etc. Collect the info and react. Timeout must have the best formulas for calculating what to do if things are good or bad. Generally, if good, extend Timeout. If bad, minimize Timeout.But if too long, that might be a problem sometimes for many reasons. If too short, that might be a problem for many reasons. Many variables to consider too like the -d flag and other flags and settings too.

Mario Protocol
The Mario Protocol must run all -K Jumping Flag decisions for Bill for any and all rounds, levels, worlds, phases, modes, etc. Most or all of the jumping should probably be done via the -K flag and not other flags or methods (like I usually do not like the -i flags for example). Mario must be independent of all rounds, etc. Mario must react between each round. By default, Mario should mostly only react per pass. In other words, being too reactive is problematic because Bill may run into scratches and slow spots randomly during a pass through all the remaining non-rescued bytes. Minimum jump must be 0 bytes meaning jumping should sometimes be disabled. Max jump could be 1 TB or a crazy number reserved for rare situations when Bill might be very stuck (but only as a last resort when all other options fail for dozens of rounds consecutively or something crazy where Bill tried everything else and everything else failed). Similar to the Timeout Protocol and other protocols, Mario must always search for the Goldilocks Settings. The default base jump should be big enough to jump over large scratches. Perhaps the faster the -a speeds, the larger the jumping possible. One challenge is as Bill gets too close to 100% rescued, it might be a problem if there are only a few bytes left to rescue, assuming it might be harder to jump over a smaller amount of the remaining bytes. There is also the "Initial skip size" which may or may not relate to the Mario Protocol. Mario must know when to jump and when not to jump. Mario must jump not too far or too little. Mario must make sure Bill can always complete full passes. Mario must make sure Bill does not get stuck on scratches, bad areas, bad sectors, slow reads, during the first like 80% rescued say for example. Mario must react between each round to all of the flags, conditions, results, consequences. Mario must be aware of the Dmesg, the map, the logs, the data, to best know what to do and when to do it. Mario should only do a 100 GiB Hail Mary as a last resort after stalling for like 20 consecutive rounds or something crazy but only after gradually escalating step by step to finally escalate to that. Also, Mario should generally decrease per pass but increase per fall. A pass is to read (run, probe) through all remaining non-rescued bytes. A fall can be scratches, slow reads, bad sectors, bad areas. The default should be that Mario jumps big enough to make sure Bill can go as fast as possible for the first pass. The jump needs to be big enough. After a pass, remaining bytes can be re-marked as untried and Mario could then jump a little smaller while Bill tries different things during a second pass. But sometimes, Mario wants increase jump size each round if need be. But generally, Mario wants to decrease jump size as Bill tries to rescue more bytes per full pass through all remaining bytes. Mario must make sure Bill can run around the entire disc trying to read all the bytes as fast as possible. My version accepts two jump sizes formatted like this: -K 10Gi,100Gi.

Tetris Protocol
The Tetris Protocol is the Cluster Protocol. Tetris must determine the cluster sizes for Bill each round. Tetris must be independent. Tetris must work for any and all rounds, levels, worlds, phases, modes, etc. The minimum cluster size is -c 1. In the past, I've said the max could be like -c 131K. However, that will probably rarely work. It might never work in most cases. You should keep 131K. But the default base for clusters should probably be the max that can work for my disc drive. Gemini has given me many different numbers for base and max for clusters like 2K, 4K, 8K, 16K. We can keep them for crazy situations but it seems anything above 2K may not work all the time or that is still open to debate. Tetris should react between each round. If Bill is accelerating, Tetris could increase cluster size. If not, Tetris might want to decrease. But Tetris should generally not react too much for the first 80% rescued or Tetris should only react if speeds drop below -a 2M for ten consecutive rounds. Sometimes, Gemini suggests that the max should be -c 64. Other times, Gemini suggests like 128 or 256 or sometimes higher. For the first five passes or first two hours, clusters should generally be starting at max. When I say max, I mean normal max like -c 64 to as high as 2K or 16K. Probably between 64 to like 512. But it is hard to say. If higher cluster sizes can maintain anything above -a 2M for consecutive minutes without stopping, then Tetris should generally hold. Tetris should be smart enough to know what to do and when to do it. Please do not automatically downgrade to -c 1 too quickly. Tetris should probably stay at -c 512, 256, 128, or 64, or whatever the larger sizes might be, for like the first five full passes and then gradually go down one size per full pass. I don't know if there are complex formulas that can determine the Goldilocks Settings for cluster sizes and other flags too. Too big and too small can be problems sometimes. Reacting too quickly or too slowly can be problematic too.

Mario Protocol
Mario must be aware. The closer to 100% Mario gets, the more reactive Mario can be when speeds are dropping below -a 2M. The closer to 100%, the faster Bill should react in general via all protocols. That includes even the Timeout Protocol, the Direct Protocol, the Tetris Protocol, and more. Each protocol need to evolve as Bill gets closer and closer to 100%. Each protocol must be independent to search for Goldilocks per round. Must get more and more aggressive as soon as speeds continue to drop for ten consecutive rounds after 80% rescued.

Sonic Protocol
The Sonic Protocol is the MPH Protocol. Sonic must be independent. Sonic must run Bill's -a speed flags. Sonic must start at a base speed that has the highest probability of rescuing discs from 0% to 100% rescued in under 5 minutes. All protocols and systems in Bill must be designed for max speed. But each CD and DVD might be different which is why finding Goldilocks Settings is hard. Sonic should become more reactive as Sonic gets closer and closer to 100% rescued. Between each round, Sonic must react. Each protocol should react. We've talked about crazy speeds like -a 100M which can still be in Bill as a crazy Hail Mary backup plan if Bill continues to stall for ten rounds in a row. My disc drive is rated at 16 MB/s. We've talked about many different speeds up to 30M or beyond. Anything above 10M is good. 20M is perfect. Anything above 2M is acceptable. I don't know how 0% rescued discs might react to different speeds which makes it hard to determine what to do. In general, I would want a super fast first pass using crazy fast settings to create a skim reading affect to better map out bad areas. But Sonic must be more and more aware as Sonic gets closer and closer to 100%. Sonic must work on all the rounds, levels, etc. Sonic must go faster or slower depending on variables.

Goldilocks Protocol
The main goal of the Goldilocks Protocols is Speed-Run. They have Nintendo Mario Speed-Run competitions online where people compete finding the fastest ways to beat the Mario video games. Bill is playing his own Speed-Run competition rap battle of history. Bill must try to beat the game in under five minutes via all the protocols and systems. That first round must be the last round, whether the disc is 0% or 99% rescued already. That first round must have the highest probability to rescue all the bytes. Bill must coordinate with Mario, Sonic, Tetris, Timeout, Jordan, Goldilocks, Housekeeping, and more. It is critical that Bill remains universal to work with any DVD or CD, both new and old discs alike. If Bill doesn't rescue all the bytes in the first round, then protocols must react in an attempt to rescue all the bytes in the second round or the third round or so on and so forth. But Bill should generally be less reactive as long as speeds are above an average of -a 2M. Each round can extend for hours. But please minimize on excessive stalling when possible. The closer to 100%, the more reactive Bill should be. Try to avoid Post-Scan Modes for as long as possible if possible when possible until maybe 99% if need be. But at the same time, it is all about whatever routes might be the fastest towards 100% rescued. Bill must play poker and chess in beating this game for each unique disc. But it is also a game of probability where you start with the settings that have the highest probability of doing the most damage (rescuing the most bytes).

Default v Reactive Protocol
Bill must first run default routes which might include fixed settings, rounds, levels, worlds, phases, modes, flags, speeds, clusters, timeouts, numbers, jumps, variables, options, etc. Eventually, Bill must become more and more reactive as time goes by. Each round perhaps or after like ten stalls or as Bill gets above 80% to 100% rescued. Bill must be engaging the Goldilocks Protocol but Bill must not react too quickly too early in the game. That is why Bill must have the best opening gambit in this speed-run chess poker game. Bill must have strong opening rounds that might rescue all the bytes in minutes or rounds. If not, then Bill can gradually become more and more reactive over time, per time, and as Bill moves closer to 100% rescued. As long as Bill is above -a 2M, Bill should be less reactive. Bill must wait long enough before stepping in too early. Reacting too early can be counterproductive.

Tiers: Rounds, Levels, Worlds, Phases, Modes.
Protocols must be Tier-Independent: each Protocol must run independent of the tiers: protocols include the following five main protocols: Mario -K, Sonic -a, Tetris -c, Timeout -T, Direct -d --idirect. Make sure at lease these five protocols are totally independent of tiers. In some ways, the protocols make the tiers more like empty boxes. Perhaps the tiers can guide and influence to protocols a little. But the protocols must be AI-Smart to have top opening gambit moves at first and then gradually transition towards chess moves per round. I want all the protocols to be as reactive as the Direct Protocol is. Protocols should generally reset to default values sometimes or as needed. But some or all of the Direct -d--idirect logic can be applied to protocols like Mario, Sonic, Tetris, Timeout, Goldilocks, Bill Jordan, and more. Maybe not totally the same as the -d protocol but I guess it depends. Default settings for flags should be designed for Speed-Runs where it might rescue all the bytes at the fastest speeds. But gradually like with the -d protocol, other protocols should sometimes toggle up and down looking for Goldilocks when speeds are under -a 2M. Tetris Default must be the highest most dependable proven cluster size which currently is -c 512. Perhaps it can do up to 16K. I even suggested 131K. Like with other protocols, try a higher tier setting but then revert to lower settings if the volume increase doesn't increase. All protocols should do this. Reset sometimes to the highest proven settings. When needed, toggle the flag settings up and down as needed looking for Goldilocks. Tetris is a tough one for example, watch out for ghost bytes stuck inside RAM, cache, kernels, cookies, CPU, GPU, hard drives, USB, buses, or wherever. If 8K or higher really can work on a perfect DVD to rescue potentially 4.7 GB of all the bytes in like 5 minutes record speeds, then 8K or higher could be the opening gambit move for Tetris for as long as it is above -a 2M on average during the last like ten minutes or something. In general, 2M should be the general rule for any and all of the protocols for the last like ten minutes. Protocols can have extended tool boxes with low to high settings. For example, Tetris can up to -c 131K. Sonic can have up to -a 100K. Mario up to -K 100 GiB. But Bill should only attempt to climb to these theoretical highs in rare situations but one step at a time. But it has to be proven that an extremely high setting is really rescuing bytes before trying even higher settings. But it could be ghosts or something. Must be incremental. Once it fails, start going back down again. Goldilocks could be -a 0 or -a 100M, you never know where Goldilocks is hiding but please gradual incremental one step at a time focusing mostly on what is the most effective, efficient, potent, productive.

2M Protocol
Bill must gradually become more aggressive trying different flag settings. The closer to 100% rescued Bill gets, the more impatient. Timeouts probably should be longer than 20 seconds sometimes. Protocols should become more aggressive each round as Bill gets closer to 100% rescued. The 2M Protocol demands Bill rides winning waves. When Bill is rescuing above -a 2M, Bill should lock it in. Bill must milk it. Bill must ride the wave. But Bill must work harder each stall. Each time Bill is below 2M, Bill must push all the protocols to try different things. If something is working, focus on that for as long and as often and as much as possible. When you stall, experiment. But you might be over a scratch or bad spot.

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