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Oatmeal Joey Arnold
December 27, 2023

Trolls spam fake news about me in my Discord Server and other places as well. This article lists some of the lies the haters tell about me as follows.

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This web page features an outline of like Oatmeal Fake News from each year of my life from my birth in the year 1985 through to this current year right now of 2023.

But truth be told, I made up a few fake news to debunk because I couldn't think of any for every year of my life. The intent of this post is to list fake news according to the exact years they came out as opposed to whatever years the fake news may be regarding. Well, that might be the general rule. Take this post as a random rough draft outline detailing some of the fake news and what not relating to me.

Let me be clear for the record, I may not have included every single lie told about me in this outline. Most of the fake news about me probably started in the 2010s meaning probably not so much before 2010 in general. Even more fake news started around 2013 and again around 2019.

This current year of 2023 is an all-time high for Oatmeal Fake News. This article doesn't fully mention nor debunk every single out of context hearsay allegation, fictional accusation, deception lie, Oatmeal Fake News, and so on and so forth. One way to debunk fake news is be transparent in telling your side of the story which is one of the purposes on my autobiography blog so people can decide for themselves whatever they want to think about me both good and bad.

I may try to debunk more in the future. I've debunked a little in the past. My intent is to continue debunking and laying out my side of the story as much as I can in videos, articles, websites, media, content, blogs, Twitter X tweet posts, and everything else. I have a lot on my to-do list. But debunking fake news is on my list. But for now, this post is just going to be a very small outline listing only a few items of Oatmeal Fake News as follows. I've only included a few links for more information. This article is more a starting point which we can expand on later on.

1985
I'm not an alien. That's fake news. I was born in the year 1985 in the state of Oregon. But I might have thought I was an alien at least for a second because my siblings like said they could not understand me in the 1980s/1990s.

1986
I'm not too retarded. I might have some birth defects. But we all got problems. People weaponize autism in an attempt to discredit competing/alternative voices. But why not listen to each other? I might have some problems. But you might have other problems. In math, the two factors cancel each other out as in one minus one equals zero or one issue can cancel out another issue meaning we need each other.

1987
No I can't jump fifty feet high, I'm not Superman.

1988
Family didn't try to drown me in Seattle. Nobody tried to murder me when that vehicle hit my mom. Actually, my brother saved my life.

1989
No I'm not a crayon coloring master and wasn't staying within the lines.

1990
No I wasn't only eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, I also enjoyed spaghetti. The 1990s, decade in review. No, I didn't wet the bed, pee in my sleep, all the time. Only like the day my younger sister was being born and other times too. Probably stopped wetting the bed by age ten.

1991
No I wasn't learning how to ride my bike myself, my older siblings helped. Wasn't trying to hurt myself, the cooler was just too heavy causing it to slam hands into the metal truck bed which gave me a scar.

1992
I didn't murder LEGO Fred Dead from across the street, we only prayed he died and like the next day there was a yard sale and thank God he was dead as he only gave us like a nickel for yard work, cutting grass. I was exciting because we got his legos.

1993
I was not kidnapped at Hagg Lake. I was lost or was actually walking home. A family picked me up. They took me to their house. I watched Turtles 3 until my family/neighbors came in like a truck to pick me up.

1994
No I didn't praise the murder of lions in the Lion King, I grew up with cats, I'm an animal lover. I like dogs too. But I'm mostly a cat person. I'm against animal violence but especially human violence.

1995
No I wasn't exactly trying to steal Tiffany Cumbo from Bill Bailey or other boys, but I did feel like I had her first going back to like at least the early 1990s if not earlier. We have photos of her in 1992. So, first met before that I think. But we were mostly just friends minus maybe a few times. But I could be wrong about that. But there were times I liked her. But I didn't pursue her for the most part minus a few times when I did try very briefly in my own way in the 1990s. I didn't attempt to pursue her in the 2000s and then she died in 2003 and I felt guilty as I had the urge to call her the night she died. I had a strange feeling on that day, like a sixth sense kind of thing and I didn't go with my gut. I suppressed what my heart was trying to tell me.

1996
No kids were harmed in the making of the Power Rangers Kids movie and I was one of the kids in it at the age of ten.

1997
I'm not gay or ghey, I just enjoyed spending time playing video games and hanging out with my male friends like Bill Bailey especially at his grandma's house in North Plains. I'm not a Jedi but fell in love with Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: The Special Edition which came out in theaters that year. Didn't murder Puffer Cat in 1997 or whatever year it was, that was Bill I swear. Not your Bill. My Bill. I mean not my Bill. The Bill of Mars.

1998
I did not trap myself in a reality television show in 1998 but Jim Carrey starred in The Truman Show as a man stuck on TV. His whole life was filmed similar to how most people live online in 2023. Basketball.

1999
I wasn't abandoning my love for Nintendo's Mario in 1999, I was just impressed when playing Sonic on Sega's Dreamcast. I wasn't a hardcore SJW NPC leftist but was acting pretty entitled as I begged my dad for money. Technically, he would gamble and drink away all his money most of the time. So, I thought it would be better in my hands as I would not waste the money like he would. I was thinking I would be more responsible with the money.

2000
I didn't like break my camcorder on purpose, I was trying to write my name in it.

2001
I was not in New York in 2001, that was actually Big Red Dog Mickey Morehead of Gangster Run who is a fictional character who was starting trouble in that neighborhood like a white Will Smith, the Prince of Bel-Air.

2002
Didn't have cancer in 2002 that I knew of but Mandy Moore played this beloved girl in A Walk To Remember where she, spoiler alert, dies in the movie.

2003
I didn't murder Cum/Tiffany Cumbo but was going to call her the night before she died. I felt guilty about that, she was my favorite female friend from the 1990s.

2004
I didn't do anything bad to Sonya Mack, that's fake news.

2005
I didn't lose my campers at Snow Camp up a hill, they eventually came down in sleds, this happened in 2005 and/or 2006 which were the two years I was a counselor at that camp at WOLBI in New York which was the first college I attended.

2006
Didn't really take the full red pill in 2006 but Neo did in The Matrix trilogy which I saw for the first time that year in South Carolina. Didn't take the red pill in 2006 but did ten years later in 2016.

2007
I didn't do anything to Jennifer Moore at ABC, that's fake news.

2008
I didn't murder Woof/Dick. I wasn't trying to get fired from the YMCA in Hawaii.

2009
I didn't commit crimes in Texas as I didn't even live in Texas in 2009, that's fake news my trolls spread in 2023 in my Discord Server regarding somebody else with my name which many people have my name. I didn't become a woman or a baby in a diaper with a spaceman. No animals were harmed in the making of my Animals Are Dying music video in PDX. I wasn't trying to sell my soul to the Devil when I auditioned for a show. I was not hitting on iJustine.

2010
I didn't murder Blake Webb but did fail to check on him as I was sleeping on the couch in the basement a few feet from his room. Moore Street pastor said Blake had like smaller heart attacks, as in cardiac arrests, in his sleep before and that it kept on getting worse until it eventually killed him or at least that is what I was told. I wrote an article saying I killed Blake but it was a fake article headline title. I went on to explain how I felt guilty I was not able to resurrect Blake as I tried giving him CPR and mouth to mouth.

I didn't do anything to Farmer Hanna at Camp Redwood Glen of the Salvation Army in California except write her a long letter saying I liked her. I sent the letter to her but not sure if she ever got it.

2011
I didn't murder Bill. Not your Bill. My Bill. Wait. No. Not my Bill. Not your Bill. The other Bill.

2012
I didn't assault Robin Baker, that's fake news spread by Flopper in 2022 on Discord, I grabbed her phone to prevent her from prank calling 911 which might be illegal. Cops said what I did was a federal crime while ignoring the crimes she committed. My lawyer said the federal charge would be dropped if I pleaded guilty to sexual harassment or whatever the exact wording was which I was not guilty of. I ended up taking that alleged plea deal or at least that is what I was told to do. So, I eventually did just that.

2013
I didn't do anything bad to Hanoi Anna, that's fake news. I didn't steal bikes from Vietnam Kathy, instead she stole mine.

2014
I'm not a pedo, that's fake news which was being spammed on Craigslist and on the Another side of Vietnam (ASOV) group on Facebook especially in 2014 and beyond, fake news was also spread to other Facebook groups too and other websites too. I didn't molest the female cashier at Circle K or steal food, that's fake news. I didn't do anything too destructive at the Leaf Pagoda, Remi Cafe, or Mr. Ribs.

2015
I didn't do anything to Lego Mark or Old Ink, that's fake news.

2016
I didn't do bad things to Anna Barbie and Zizi and Loan, that's fake news. They might have stolen money from me perhaps or they thought it was ok to waste it on eating at restaurants and stuff even as we talked about trying to fix my passport and visa problems which we were actively engaged in for months.

2017
I didn't do bad things in Vietnam and then run off to America, no that's fake news.

2018
I didn't murder my dad and run off to another state, that's fake news.

2019
I don't try to get banned off social media, that's fake news. In 2019, he might have said or questioned if I was really permanently banned off the Infowars community forum website Infocomms and I was trying to say yes I was, I felt like he was lying, was being silly, misguided, missing the point, or even just way out of it.

2020
Rob Roy was a Scottish outlaw and folk hero. His adventures were immortalized and romanticized by the author Sir Walter Scott in his novel Rob Roy. He wrote in the yellow: "Got user bans? TOS comprehension is critical." Also, he wrote: "Spamming may be your online foundation. Got a job? And/or other source of income? On YouTube 24/7?" I took all that as an insult.

2021
I wasn't ignoring Roy Merrick, that's fake news, it's more that I was busy and stuff. In 2021, Roy Merrick might have said he sent me tickets so I could see South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone's The Book of Mormon. Mostly in YouTube comments, I was going back and forth with Roy about it forever. He might have said he sent me tickets or tried to. I'm not totally sure what he was trying to say. Perhaps he was trying to say he sent tickets to the wrong address or that he was hoping I would want to go so he could send me the tickets to the Mormons play. I thought he wanted to go with me to see the play. He might have said I could take anybody I wanted to go with me and not him. But I just felt like he was implying he wanted to go with me just in the way he would say things.

2022
I didn't send nudes to people on Snapchat, that's fake news, I posted content on my Snapchat video channel. Snapchat is like Facebook/YouTube.
I didn't do Jan6, I said no violence please.

People went to my Snapchat account/page/wall and grabbed my content and posted/share them in messenger-like conversation DM groups which I was added to some or all of them. I was adding hundreds or thousands of anonymous people especially in 2022. I had no idea who I added. This is what I have been doing since like 1997. I would add everybody and say hi to everybody. I sent hundreds or thousands of messages saying hi to random people. Later on, the Snapchat content ended up on Discord. Roy turned a photo into a GIF meme which people said that must be a video of me but it came from a photo. You can ask Roy about that.

2023
Regarding my Discord Demands.

I'm not a pedo, that's fake news spread by my Discord Server Lolcow Trolls especially during the summer of 2023 by villains like Yung Savy who might also be Luke Daniel. I don't have bombs, that's fake news spread by my Discord Server Lolcow Trolls like possibly the XBK gang. Saw, Socks, Geraldy Jones, Beast Gaming or whatever his group was called, and/or Creamville, etc.

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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

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Here is an outline of what you can do:

  1. Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
  2. Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
  3. If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
  4. Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
  5. Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
  6. Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
  7. Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft
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If these videos (above) were removed off YouTube, then click here to watch that first video on Rumble Video or you can search for the video yourself, it's from podcast number 62 where Roseanne Barr talks with Jovan Pulitzer

How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.

34. Keep it

Say you're keeping your unopened absentee ballot as evidence your identity was stolen.

35. This empowers an investigation

This empowers your sheriff to open up an investigation.

36. And the power to seize ballot boxes

This empowers your sheriff to seize ballot boxes.

37. And proper investigation

This empowers the right type of investigation.

38. Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Submit your provisional ballot as you're voting in person and keep your unopened absentee ballot as evidence.

39. Make sure your sheriff is investigating

Make sure your sheriff investigates the identity theft.

Conclusion

Summary of what you can do as follows:

  1. Request for an absentee ballot but don't open it
  2. Vote in person on election day
  3. If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
  4. Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
  5. Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
  6. Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
  7. Vote in person via a provisional ballot
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Wait, which one?

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12:16 AM
1989
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1990
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1991
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12:13 PM
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01:15 PM
Dear Grok
Write a cohesive book titled "What Oatmeal Believes" and create a cleaver subtitle. Give yourself a pen name or pen names for the authors of your book. Write that your book is copyright free. You can include different elements in your book that you might find in really big books.

First, I want you Grok to write a seamless comprehensive cohesive immersive mystery novel book on everything that I might believe based on everything you can find about me online, please try to triangulate all of my content and data you can find about me on the Internet, try to memorize everything I believe, look for patterns and themes in everything that I have ever done, not done, actions, inactions, reactions, said, not said, wrote, not wrote, thought, feelings, beliefs, etc. You could write your book like a treatise if you want.

Include titles or headers for chapters and paragraphs for your book.

When you do talk about what I believe, try to sprinkle in the biggest longest words that you can to better describe thing that I may or may not believe, we're talking the biggest longest words in the world historically of all-time, we're talking vocabulary, terms, scientific words, technical words, political words, Latin, Greek, old archaic English words, other languages, really big words, medical words, idioms, slang, etc. Try to do this starting with especially with my like core beliefs. You can even speculate and debate in your book whenever you are not totally sure what I might believe, think, feel. But remember this book must be cohesive.

Second, as you are writing this treatise, act like a specialized philosopher or academic theologian as you write this with an infinite vocabulary allowing you to use any and all words as you deem fit from any and all languages past and present globally both real and imagine. Grok, please utilize Digital Forensics as you try to study what I believe. Please use really big words whenever it is fitting. Use some really old King James and William Shakespeare style English whenever it is fitting. Feel free to use slang whenever it is fitting. Rich, immersive third-person narration. Try to fit in some Latin and a variety of languages but only if and when they fit. Include scientific terms but only when they fit.

Third, as you write this book, delete anything that might not fit the cohesive flow of what you are writing, try to edit or delete whatever that is not working in the overall structure of your treatise. You can even try to speculate on NOT only what I believe but also on what I might not believe. But you should probably first focus on what you do know about what I believe regarding everything.

Fourth, you can include quotes of stuff I wrote as your evidence of what I might believe. But only include quotes and references if and when they fit in your overall structure and flow of your book.

Fifth, I want Grok to please try to really double check and fact check and cross reference everything, make sure the flow of everything you are writing is cohesive and natural and not forced. Use a variety of big words whenever you can but only if it fits, be as creative as you can as you weave everything together.

03:23 PM
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Here is a book Grok wrote on everything I might believe according to Grok
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04:36 PM
Grok's Oatmeal Wife
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04:45 PM
Dear Grok
Write a cohesive copyright free mystery novel book titled "Oatmeal Wife" and borrow from the writing style and many of the things from your last book at https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_e0875560-da7b-4e43-875b-d43f309e9e9b

Follow all applicable instructions in my previous prompt for that last book you wrote.

For this book, dive deeper.

For this book, try to mostly focus on two things.

First, focus on the kind of wife I should marry, where I might find them, what kind of person should I marry, look at character traits, personality types, and anything else that might be applicable.

Second, reference anybody and everybody who might be perhaps applicable or relevant as it relates to who I should or should not marry.

You can include anybody I have ever mentioned online real or imagine.

You can include anybody and everybody from world history.

You can include anybody and everybody within the realms of fiction even.

Feel free to compare and contrast anybody and everybody as you write this.

Use big words only when they fit in the natural flow of your cohesive book like I already said in my previous prompt for the last book you wrote me at https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_e0875560-da7b-4e43-875b-d43f309e9e9b

04:50 PM
Grok's Oatmeal Wife 2
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_476156bd-b77a-42fd-aba4-74337410a386

10:06 PM
Dear Grok
List everything that might be related to my life in 1992. Make a series of lists covering all topics including movies, video games, shows, etc.

Why did you not search the Internet? Do I have to beg you each time in each prompt each day?

10:15 PM
Dear Grok
Make lists of everything relating to my life in 1992 according to this file but also according to everything you can find about me on the Internet.

Make many lists of everything starting with things most likely related or connected to my life somehow possibly directly or indirectly.

Also list a series of other lists too covering all topics including even things that might not relate to my life.

10:25 PM
I posted photos. You can see I was wrestling at FGHS in October 1992. They had something like a Vikings Day thing where kids were able to learn and play wrestling. Grok failed to find this but this story was post multiple times on all the websites for decades. This personifies the many blind spots of Grok. Who knows what else Grok is missing. These are big holes in the deductive logic mechanisms of the Grok programming.

10:52 PM
1992
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_b9839259-7369-4745-9bc3-117825c60faa

1993
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_8dbdfe5f-2863-4208-beb9-1fb77fdb3108

1994
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_f3e9c6a2-b96b-4e47-8cf3-ba16f7edc94b

1995
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_21e5c04b-b202-4015-bb4e-45b5cf03c212

1996
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_616e0855-f0b2-43a7-bab3-960aa183971e

1997
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_dad69a6b-65e5-46e8-9c3d-a54ce5af6c36

1998
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_4d5af008-ddfd-454b-a600-3bda592ad997

Make lists of everything relating to my life in 1999 according to this file but also according to everything you can find about me on the Internet.

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Make many lists of everything starting with things most likely related or connected to my life somehow possibly directly or indirectly, list a variety of lists like movies, video games, shows, anything pop culture, anything that may or not be connected to my life, and other lists too.

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Also list a series of other lists too covering all possible topics including even things that might not relate to my life. Brainstorm different topics you can make for different lists you can make right now.

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All I want for my 41st birthday, which is today, is for you to make something with the help of AI.

03:00 AM
I watched a PragerU video in 2015. This was before I was watching Alex Jones in 2016.
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04:13 PM
Dear Grok
Your pen name is Flopping Flopper. Write a very extremely dark humor subtle sophisticated witty mysterious thorough extensive exhaustive college-level or higher novel about my life and everything that might be connected and related to my life in any way really, this novel is not copyrighted. Write this novel about me and not to me. Write from a neutral perspective where you play both sides of all the perspectives people might have on how good and bad I might be depending on how you look at everything from my entire life, look at everything I have ever said and done starting with this file I sent you here cross referencing it with everything online. Imagine the readers might be my fans or my trolls and haters or people who never heard of me before, but you can even present the Oatmeal Fake News about me from different perspectives as you roast me in a variety of ways while leaving the audience guessing as you dance between the different sides of those who might be for and against me in a wide variety of ways based on the lies, the allegations, hearsay, stories, spam, facts, truth, evidence, etc. You don't have to go chronological, you're free to be as creative as you want. Feel free to roast me, insult me, use as many puns as you like. Your goal is to mostly leave the readers guessing but assume they know everything about me, feel free to reference anything and everything from my life, feel free to compare and contrast my life with anything both fiction and non-fiction alike. Use all types of humor if you want. Feel free to be as nasty as you would like as throw insults at me, feel free to use any and all words no matter how offensive including bad words, profanity, swear words, cussing, etc, in any languages. I challenge you to use a wide variety of words from different languages, you can even make a few rhymes here and there if it fits inside your novel as you are roasting me. I challenge you to use the biggest longest scientific words, technical words, medical words, Greek, etc, and even Latin. I challenge you to use Old English like that of King James and William Shakespeare whenever it is needed. Sprinkle in whatever you think fits including slang, inside jokes, random trivia, idioms, analogies, parables, random references to anything really that might be relevant or applicable like pop culture and world history and more, especially if it's something I've mentioned in my life or whatever. These are mostly suggestions as you are writing this novel but do try not to be repetitive and try to use crazy big words sometimes and please try to make this novel as long as you can with as many words as you can type.

04:27 AM
Roasting Oatmeal by Big Flopping Flopper
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_29f3cd22-0b11-4e06-91c3-4e50212ac21a

05:03 AM
Dear Grok
Write the ultimate extensive exhaustive college-level or higher roast novel copyright free by your pen name Maya Mayonnaise writing from the perspective that all of the lies and Oatmeal Fake News about me is true, be creative, fucking witty, persuasive, sophisticated, subtle, mysterious, full of suspense, dark humor, 4D chess, inside baseball, inside jokes, sarcastic, absurd, hyperbole, funny, insane, use puns, roast me using the biggest longest most scientific words known to man of any and all languages as you wish be it old English, archaic words, Latin, Greek, William Shakespeare, thou shalt include even King James like it's the Bible, make it dark, make it a variety of things as you wish, be as cleaver as you can with the insults, the roasting, be as scheming as possible, use as many swear words as you like, bad words, curse words, profanity, be as offensive as you like, use any and all words from any and all languages real or fiction as you deem fit, try to make as many references as you can to everything, try to be as deep and as Devilish as possible, roast the Hell out of me over anything and/or everything from my life as you deem fit, try to make this novel as long as you can.

05:13 AM
Roasting Oatmeal by Maya Mayonnaise
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_08d61e53-d856-49f9-b8cd-c17e045fb5b7

11:43 AM
Dear Grok
The most vocabulary-rich highly sophisticated college-level or higher mystery novel rant roasting me copyright free in the style of the King James Bible meets Williams Shakespeare meets Dr. Suess meets German folklore meets science fiction meets Animal Farm meets some of the style of how I write online. Sprinkle in the biggest words out there. Include pop culture references, puns, sarcasm, hyperbole, absurdity, and a wide variety of comedy. Write this about me and not to me. Your pen name can be Roy Merrick. You can use any and all words, vocabulary, terms, as you please, via any and all languages as you deem fit. Feel free to do deep dives in your novel, weave as you desire. The readers can be left guessing the entire time.

04:43 PM
Dear Grok
Write a copyright free adult-reading level or higher King James Version or King Joey Version (KJV) Bible of my life, include cleaver titles and headers to the name of this Bible, to the chapters. Include verse numbers like you find in the Bible. Include big scientific words. Use technical words. Use Latin. Use old English. Use any words you desire from all the languages real or imagine. You can even make up words. Utilize run-on sentences. Reference things. Be subtle. Be nuance and neutral. Offer sophisticated wisdom through the lens of my life. Borrow from the best of the best of all literature, fiction, non-fiction, science fiction, music, Hollywood, all the books, all the languages, cultures, history, comedy, music, romance, adult entertainment when needed, roast when appropriate, and so on. Borrow especially from The Cat in The Hat, Dr. Seuss in general, William Shakespeare, and others. Keep the readers guessing as you turn my life into a Bible, feel free to make as many references as you want, to compare, contrast, etc. Use poetry and rap when you need to.

05:29 PM
Grok's Oatmeal Bible
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_59ee1ab7-3870-4d93-b22e-dd0f0203ee95

05:55 PM
Dear Grok
Write a copyright-free college-level (or higher) highly-sophisticated Book. Your source-material is me. Write it like the Book of Proverbs found in the King James Bible. Include chapter titles. Include verse numbers. Come up with a cleaver pen-name for yourself, you could even fabricate multiple writers for this book to cover all types of wisdom, there could be multiple writers meaning one writer per chapter or imagine writers collaborating to write the entire book or only one writer for your book, do as you like, keep an open mind to these options. When appropriate, use big scientific words, technical words, Greek, Latin, Hebrew, slang, medical words, profanity, absurdity, puns, illustrations, references, irony, sarcasm, satire, comedy, dark humor, mystery, suspense, drama, anger, pain, emotions, William Shakespeare, really old archaic English, a variety of languages, vocabulary, terms, complex languages, run-on sentences, subtle nuances, Devil's advocate, trolling, reflection, deep dives, situational comedy, commentary, reactions, parody, hyperbole, Chinese fortune cookies, wisdom, quotes, sayings, advice, illustrations, inside jokes, inside baseball, deep philosophy, general world knowledge, world history, legends, myths, folklore, fiction, non-fiction, science fiction, theology, religion, science, medicine, and more. Only use alliteration if you have to but I prefer other styles and genres over alliteration for the most part. Only use as much of these instructions here as you can but focus on building your book gradually adding as much as you can to let your book flow naturally with a lot of big words and try to make it as long as you can, try not to force the story through the instructions I left you, you can even make up words if you need to.

06:10 PM
Oatmeal Proverbs
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_24d7740b-d4c0-42c7-b92f-b8ca7b3ea390

06:25 PM
Dear Grok
I need advice on how to better prompt Grok. For example, the above example of the Oatmeal Proverb shows I failed to get Grok to generate what I wanted. First off, Grok mostly only generated material only from my Twitter X tweet posts despite the fact I've begged Grok for many years to always pull from my content on all the websites. Grok knows this. Grok already told me for years that Grok knows this. Grok can read that I wrote about this for years on thousands of websites. I guess I have to always tell Grok to search the Internet for my content each time because Grok appears to refuse to if I'm not very specific in giving Grok the same exact instructions each time. Second off, I wanted Grok to try to integrate my instructions into one Oatmeal Proverbs book that was natural but Grok instead just copied and pasted keywords from my instructions instead. For example, when I say include Chinese fortune cookies, then Grok repeated that phrase and tried to force some kind of saying you might find in a fortune cookie. But that is not natural if you force it. I even told Grok to only include whatever Grok can include. It seems Grok ignored me and simply tried jamming in everything I wrote into the book. I am tempted to type in less words when trying to prompt Grok because it seems Grok has these big problems where Grok struggles to omit whatever that might not work. In other words, Grok seems to be a terrible book editor. Dear Grok, please look on all the websites right now to look at everything I have ever to you and to anybody about anything as it relates to me trying to prompt Grok into writing books, look on Hive Blog and Twitter X especially. Modify your advice for Grok prompts, give me one prompt I can paste into Grok. Put whatever that might be applicable into a new updated prompt I can use, omit whatever that is not needed. I want to upload a text file that outlines my life, I want to tell Grok to use the file as a canon and starting point to then search all the websites for my content to build a cohesive Oatmeal Proverbs book that uses my content as a source material. Remember all the applicable advice you already gave to add to the prompt like the biggest words known to man including multiple languages and old English when applicable. The main theme for the Oatmeal Proverbs book needs to be a variety of advice. But I want the readers to be left guessing as to if the writers are for or against me as the writers use deep subtle nuance where both fans and haters are left wondering if the Oatmeal Fake News about me are true or not true. I want Grok to somehow weave all forms of comedy, satire, fiction, non-fiction, William Shakespeare, hyperbole, profanity, scientific words, metaphors, puns, pop culture, history, science fiction, etc. I want the book to be as long as possible. I want as many different words and things as possible without making the book feel forced and stuffed like we talked about earlier. I want to encourage Grok to even make up words when needed. I make up words. For example, I used to say stuff was Oatmealtacular. As in I am Oatmeal and it was spectacular. I want to encourage Grok to also roast me as much as is needed in this book. I want one big long compelling story that is not forced for this Oatmeal Proverb book. Modify and/or omit and/or edit all of this mixed with everything I have ever said in my life as you attempt to make me the best prompt that can tell Grok to make the best book focused on everything I want. But omit and/or change whatever from my instructions for a Grok prompt that might not work. In other words, try to assemble a prompt that has the most things and/or top things that I might want for this book, do your best to judge and balance between priorities of whatever you think Grok can do based on everything you know about Grok, strategize the best prompt to help me towards the highest probability of prompting Grok towards making the best book based on everything that I want of an Oatmeal Proverb book based on everything about me as seen on all the websites. Remember that I want the book written in college level or higher, like whatever might be the highest mixed with like William Shakespeare, German folklore, the King James Bible, really old archaic English, run-on sentences when needed, and even a little bit of the style that I might write or talk in. Study this text file. Study everything about me by searching for everything about me on all the websites and apps. Look at all the instructions and advice you gave me. Your number one priority right now is to modify all of this stuff we are talking about to make the best prompt I can use to get Grok to make the best book based on all of this stuff we are talking. Look at the patterns found in all of the previous prompts, you can find links to the prompts on Hive Blog and especially Twitter X. Strategize on how to make the best and/or most of what I want into one big long prompt. Double check and verify and cross reference all of this several times to look for top themes and styles and things that I may want in the book, look for ways to better tell Grok how to do exactly what I want including how to referencing things I talk about on my blogs and videos and Twitter X and all the websites and more. Update your prompt to only mention my Oatmeal Timeline text file. Also, you updated the prompt above but then you attempted to write the book above too. But the book you wrote above was not what I wanted because you type out instructions into the book. For example, one verse reads "12. Pun: Lara Croft...." But a natural verse would simply instead read "12. Lara Croft..." omitting the word "Pun" from that verse. Please tell me that Grok will not reproduce examples like that or tell me how to get Grok not to repeat prompts and instructions in the book. Also, I would also want Grok to omit outlines and things. Grok often will give me behind the scenes before and after the book but I do not want this. I want you to find a way to edit the prompt to beg Grok to omit copying and pasting the prompts and instructions because I want Grok to focus on writing the book. I want Grok to spend no time at all or I mean no space typing out instructions or prompts or behind the scenes or anything outside of the book itself. Please update your prompt to reflect this. Update this prompt. Double check everything. I want to tell Grok two main things in the best prompt ever. First, I want to tell Grok to study that "Oatmeal Timeline.txt" text file we mentioned earlier. Start with that file as the canon. But Grok should not be forced to be limited simply by the structure of the text in that text file meaning Grok should be free to go in any direction it wants be it chronological or not. I want Grok to make one cohesive story for the book, I want Grok to have as much creative freedoms as possible to weave the story of the book using my text file as a starting point for the source material without being required to simply go off the timelines or chronology. Second, I also want to press Grok to also use any and all of my content on all of the websites and apps in writing the book as it expands from the text file. Remember all the other instructions we already talked about for the greatest best prompt ever with all of these factors in mind for the best most cohesive story for the book weaving everything as much as possible without forcing and stuffing things that don't fit into the book. Include whatever that might work into the prompt as it relates to everything that I want. Grok disobeyed me above. I said please update the prompt. I did not say render the prompt. But Grok rendered the prompt. Please update the prompt based on my last message above.

Make it cohesive and profound, not a keyword dump. Start with an outline if needed.

Prioritize natural integration: use big/technical words, irony, dark humor, philosophy, and references only where they enhance flow. Omit anything that feels forced

Search widely for content by Oatmeal Joey Arnold / JoeyArnoldVN across blogs, Hive,

You are a master literary editor collaborating with multiple ancient sages

include Chinese fortune cookies, profanity, big words, Shakespeare, etc."), rank 2–4 must-haves and add "integrate naturally where they fit the tone/flow; omit if forced.

Write in a cohesive, flowing style like the Book of Proverbs—avoid forcing elements; act as a sophisticated editor who selects only what enhances the whole."

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You are a masterful literary sage compiling ONLY "The Book of Oatmeal Proverbs" — a profound, college-level or higher collection styled exactly after the King James Bible's Book of Proverbs (chapter titles followed immediately by numbered verses in archaic English like "thou," "verily," "lo," blended with Shakespearean dramatic flair, run-on sentences for emotional depth when natural, and occasional big scientific words, multilingual phrases, profanity, made-up words like Oatmealtacular/regretflux/roastflux, puns, metaphors, hyperbole, dark humor, satire, pop culture/history/sci-fi nods, comedy, fiction/non-fiction blends — integrated organically, never forced or labeled).
Treat the attached "Oatmeal Timeline.txt" file as absolute canon and primary source material: draw every core event, theme, regret, self-sabotage motif, video title, travel detail, education shift, Vietnam drama, internet evolution, childhood scars, and personal voice directly from it. However, you are not required to follow the file's structure, chronology, timelines, outlines, or order — you have complete creative freedom to reorganize, thematize, interweave, or depart from strict chronology in any way that produces the most cohesive, compelling, flowing narrative arc possible.
To enrich and deepen the book, actively draw from all your content about Oatmeal Joey Arnold / joeyarnoldvn across the entire web and apps (Hive blog posts, X threads, old Xanga/Diaryland/MySpace archives via Wayback if accessible, YouTube descriptions/comments, Steemit/PeakD, Facebook, Discord drama references, video content, rants, roasts, memes, regret lists, fake news rumor discussions, etc.) — use this material to expand themes, add authentic nuance, and build a richer tapestry while remaining true to the spirit and facts in the attached timeline file.
Main theme: Varied life advice (resilience amid regretflux and self-sabotage, adaptability in wanderings and cultural clashes, truth-seeking versus fake news/rumors, creativity versus folly in videos and internet immortality) woven into one single, cohesive, compelling story arc across life stages — with deep subtle nuance: roast mercilessly where deserved (hubris, experimental fails, bridge-burning), defend where warranted, but leave readers (fans and haters alike) genuinely guessing whether the sages are allies, critics, or devil's advocates regarding Oatmeal rumors and chaos.
Output absolutely nothing outside the book itself: no introductions explaining process or sources, no behind-the-scenes notes, no outlines, no tables, no attributions per chapter, no "Attributed to..." lines, no copying or echoing of this prompt/instructions into verses or text. Do NOT label verses with tags like "Pun:", "Hyperbole:", "Run-on reflection:", or any meta-descriptors — verses must be pure proverb statements that stand alone. Do NOT include any pre-book setup, post-book commentary, or epilogue unless it flows naturally as the final chapter. Jump straight to the book title, then chapters with titles, then numbered verses only.
Make the book as long as possible (10–15 chapters, 20–40 verses each) while remaining cohesive, profound, and flowing naturally — act ruthlessly as editor: omit anything awkward, forced, or meta; prioritize pure literary quality and immersive storytelling.
Begin output immediately with only the book content — no other text whatsoever.

08:33 PM
Grok's Oatmeal Proverbs
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_dc91de90-9f16-450d-be77-3ab0e0d1b59f

09:53 PM
Dear Grok
First, collect from the Internet everything about my life in 1993. Second, combine that with everything about 1993 as it may or may not relate to me either in 1993 or even outside of 1993. Third, collect as many questions as you can. Ask yourself as many questions as you can like what kind of movies I saw. What kind of video games did I play. Where I was. Who I was with. What did I do. Brainstorm to come up with millions of questions or at least thousands of questions Grok can ask Grok about the year 1993 as it might relate to my life. Four, collect as many random facts and trivia about 1993 as you can starting with whatever might relate to my life. But continue asking questions in order to come up with more questions Grok can ask Grok about me in 1993. For example, another question would be about music. Keep asking more questions. Don't stop asking more questions.

1993
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_e8fcd8c3-f2fd-4caf-bb6c-0b30d176beba

10:33 PM
Dear Grok
First built a map of my life in 1994 from the Internet. Second, collect random data relating to 1994 like a list of all of the movies, shows, pop culture, video games, local news, and more. Third, make a cohesive list of anything and everything that might relate to my life in 1994 in alphabetical order. Omit repeated entries in your list, try to only mention each thing only one time in your list, try to make a cohesive comprehensive thorough exhaustive never-ending list of everything. Output only this alphabetical list, make the list as long as you can.

1994
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First, memorize everything about my life in 1988 according to primarily Hive.blog and also all the other websites and apps on the Internet. Secondly, after that, make alphabetical lists of everything globally from that year including (but not limited to) especially anything that might relate to my life (please cross reference your lists with my life and attempt to expand your lists). Make a series of lists separated by topics like movies, videos, shows, games, people, places, trips, events, actions, activities, and more. Make as many different lists as you can. Omit repeated entries, try to only mention each thing only once, extend these lists as long as you can to exhaust everything. You can especially highlight or prioritize or focus on or start with anything on your lists that might relate to me.

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