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I know my dad's dad died when my dad was like three. So, my dad was adopted and didn't know he was adopted until he was like 16. And my dad didn't meet his birth mother until he was 42. WANT MORE POWER, WANNA BE AN OWNER OF MY DISCORD SERVER. GET ME ENOUGH OF WHAT I WANT AS MENTIONED IN #demands IF YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT. OR BE COOL ENOUGH. PLUG YOUR STUFF. GROW YOUR FANBASE HERE. OR MEET MY DEMANDS. OR WHATEVER IS EQUAL IN VALUE. OR GOODBYE YALL.

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Would Have Had Millions of Followers as of 2020 Had Oatmeal Did This

Welcome to Oatmeal Life with your host Oatmeal
In this episode, gonna tell you what I think would have got me millions of followers by now, gonna give you a quick rough draft summary outline which may be random, out of order, incomplete, inaccurate, opinionated
After I tell you all about that, I might end this video with a question, would I go back in time and do things differently
Gonna try to tell you why/how I'd already have millions of fans by now, this video probably gonna make me look bad, but then again I already look pretty bad in a lot of ways long story, pros and cons with all of that, lot of fake news about me, and many variables at play, moving parts
I was born in 1985, grew up in a trailer park ghetto, homeschooled, was involved in Bible clubs, interacted with a lot of people, dozens of friends everywhere, I was always involved in social interactions, clubs, etc, growing up in the 1990s
I won a dance contest against girls on Easter, I think I was like 8, I also would draw and write
Started making videos with family and friends in 1996 several days before my 11th birthday
Started attending public high school in 2000 where many people knew me as Cool Kid
Started using the Internet especially around like 1997 and more and more each year, was on AOL Instant Messenger (AIM), Yahoo Instant Messenger (YIM), Yahoo Mail, Geo Cities, Disney a little, and my first blog on the web was in the early 2000s on websites like Diary Land
Started blogging on Xanga in 2004 and first started uploading videos to Xanga, then MySpace, Facebook, Google, YouTube
I say all that to say I've been on the Internet past 26+ years, I think I was fairly successful early on in some ways
I said all that as a quick backstory intro to outline my transition to the Internet which started happening especially around 1997 back when I was only twelve years old
Probably should have said not gonna bore you with all the details of my life on the Internet except to say people like Aaron at WOLBI/ABC said they enjoyed watching the Arnold Attic which I was posting to Xanga
With my backstory out of the way, here's a few thoughts on why I'd have a million followers by now as follows
Probably would have had more followers had I focused on an Oatmeal brand for all of my social media networks, video platforms, channels, websites, email addresses, groups, pages, profile accounts, forums, apps, etc
Probably would have had more followers had I stayed more consistent with what/when/how I put out my content online
Had I focused more so on quality over quantity regarding content and everything
Had I stayed in character, like some kind of Oatmeal act which many YouTubers were pretty good at sticking to a script and fast jump-cuts
Like instead iJustine, imagine iOatmeal
Chocolate Oatmeal instead of Chocolate Rain
Ra Ra Roo Roo instead of Numa Numa
Leave Fonnie Filden Alone instead of Britney Spears
All I had to do was stick to a script, remained very skin surface, one dimensional like a character, just keep it simple, consistent, reliable, so the audience knows what to expect
Refrain from uploading so many videos, like way over 10,000+ videos as of 2017 to websites like YouTube who deleted way over 10K+ videos which I didn't have copies to many of those videos which many were like unfinished, unlabeled, incomplete, lacking descriptions, tags, many problems
Had I not made 40+ YouTube channels, around 500 Facebook entities (groups, pages, accounts), and everything else on all the websites spreading myself thin all over the Internet like a chicken with no head
Had I not tried so hard, maybe even too hard, with all my different projects, channels, pages, videos, blogs, websites, articles, photos, memes, changing my Facebook display names, usernames, URLs, HTML code, design, all of these things and more over the decades
People like Rob Noland would say things like who's the real Oatmeal as I was changing my Facebook name so many times while going back and forth between what might be my main profile accounts, username/URLs like JoeyArnoldVN, JoeyArnold, JoeyArnold7, JoeyArnold4, JoeyArnoldTV, JoeyArnoldVEVO, OriginalOatmeal, Ojawall, Bumbaloe, etc; display names like Jill Mill, Doctor Oatmeal, Joey Arnold, etc
I'm not gonna bore you for hours talking about why I did what I did in my life both online and offline, it's a long story in many ways regarding all the different projects, channels, work, content, and everything that I was trying to do
Tho, did talk a little bit about some of this in my Rebranding Oatmeal series
In this video, just wanted to say I think I could have grown an audience to have over a million subscribers on YouTube
But that leads me to a big question, if you could go back in time and do things over knowing all that, would you?
I consider time travel cheating and there may have been problems had I did things differently
By the way, I could be wrong about all this thinking I would have had millions of followers by now
Perhaps I wouldn't have been able to handle more followers, perhaps the stress, and you might say there were times my popularity in school did a number to my ego at times as hundreds of people knew me in the early 2000s which I thought was a lot
You could say some of it was my fault, things that happened in my life, not trying to say I'm just a victim, not trying to say I'm not to blame, tho there's lots of fake news about me intermixed with possible truth if you dig in deep for dirt about me
In some ways you may want to earn your way to having more followers and everything and I've felt at times I didn't always wanna take short-cuts to growing my brand; also felt like I wanted to finish some things before becoming too famous or what not; wanted to build up a loyal following fanbase of like supporters, contributors, partners, Oatmeal Heirs, Titans, Heroes, etc, before going too viral
Perhaps would have had more followers had I been able to only post finished content to my main official channels but instead ended up doing a variety of things at different times for different reasons, it was chaotic at times, it was many different things as you might say I posted too much sometimes or whatever the case might have been
But regardless, the past made me who I am today for better and for worse, say what you want about all of that both good and bad, it would take hours to unpack all of that both right and wrong, not saying I'm great but am saying I have stories worth sharing with the world, feel free to grow your fanbase in my Discord Server

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11:35 PM
Been watching @MatPatGT since early 2010s
I am like pretending to do what Mat is doing
Mat said other people can fill his shoes
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Discord Drama

2024-01-10 - Wednesday - 04:45 AM - Discord Log.

I had or could have had over a thousand followers before 2010. Going from a thousand followers to a million followers in the course of ten to twenty years is doable. 300 days a year times 20 years equal 6,000 days minimum. Had I gained 167 new followers each day, 300 days each year, for 20 years, had I started off with 1,000 followers, then that'd be a million followers by 2020. If I had a thousand followers before 2010, then if I gained 334 new followers every day, 300 days a year, for ten years, then I'd have a million followers by 2020. 05:05 AM: Assuming I avoided censorship, I'd likely have some accelerated and exponential growth over the course of the last ten to twenty years online where the growth curve could have spiked at times or consistently like a stock market line, but would still have over a million even without accelerated/exponential growth. Roughly 3,650 days during the 2010s. If I had a thousand followers before 2010, had I gained 274 new followers each day, 365 days a year, I'd have a million followers by 2020. But in reality, the growth would likely be somewhat random with a few spikes maybe once a week or month. Almost 300 followers a day is roughly 9,000 a month. 150 followers every 12 hours. 12.5 new followers an hour.

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Help me get my Discord Server to 10,000 members before 2025 or try to at least get me whatever might be equal in value as an acceptable substitute (if you want to get me back or whatever else you might want) and also you can build your fanbase in my server as well, good luck yall. 02:43 PM: Try to get me 10K+ Discord Server members before 2025, debunk enough Oatmeal Fake News, help me with other projects, or get me whatever else that might be equal in value as an acceptable trade if you want me back or whatever else you might want; good luck everybody, goodbye yall.

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MY LAST MESSAGE EVER IN MY DISCORD SERVER ASSUMING DEMANDS ARE NOT MET ASSUMING PEOPLE DON'T TRY HARD ENOUGH TO GET ME 10K+ MEMBERS BEFORE 2025 TO HELP ME DEBUNK OATMEAL FAKE NEWS, OTHER PROJECTS OR WHATEVER IS EQUAL IN VALUE, I ASSUME NOBODY CARES OR NOT ENOUGH, GOODBYE. 03:49 PM: WANNA BE PROMOTED. IF YOU WANNA BE AN ADMIN. IF YOU WANT MORE POWER. IN MY DISCORD SERVER. TRY TO MEET MY DEMANDS AS MENTIONED IN #demands. FIND OUT WHAT I WANT, GIVE ME WHAT I WANT OR WHATEVER IS EQUAL IN VALUE. THIS IS MY LAST MESSAGE EVER. ASSUMING DEMANDS ARE NOT MET. BYE. WANT MORE POWER, WANNA BE AN OWNER OF MY DISCORD SERVER. GET ME ENOUGH OF WHAT I WANT AS MENTIONED IN #demands IF YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT. OR BE COOL ENOUGH. PLUG YOUR STUFF. GROW YOUR FANBASE HERE. OR MEET MY DEMANDS. OR WHATEVER IS EQUAL IN VALUE. OR GOODBYE YALL.

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2024-01-10 - Wednesday - 03:52 AM - Reacher 201

Burning a passport does not delete the info in it as it is just a copy of the digital form therein. The band is back together. Made love with the girl who was in his crew long ago.

12:14 PM
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12:48 PM
Soros just take over Poland? Poland gonna have their own Jan6 scam soon? Globalists taking over Poland, their own Jan6 as an entrapment scam. 01:03 PM: Klaus Schwab said libertarianism is anarchy which for leftists is code for chaos which they say only a synchronized system of global governance can fix. Wouldn't be surprise if Schwab goes on to say Russia is libertarian. 01:33 PM: Hunter Biden is a distraction.

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Roseanne demands answers on Vivek's ties to Soros

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October 08, 2024

How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

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How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.