Government ordered Google to reveal the identity of people who watched YouTube videos. The alleged FBI came to her house saying they wanted to talk to her about perhaps what she posted on Facebook even as the Internet is full of crazy death threats like the ones I get and how often are the FBI over at their houses over all of that, the answer is rarely or never. FBI went to her house over her opinions on Facebook, this is in the United States, please live-stream it when they come to your house, Diddy.

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02:14 AM
Oatmeal Failed School

Wanna know why I failed school?
Because you're dumb, you think the 1900s was the same as the 20th century, you called a girl a dog, you let Vietnam Kathy steal your bike like YouTube stole your 10K+ videos in the face of your 350K+ followers
Yeah, you might say I'm pathetic for missing out on opportunities with dating women, in career paths, different jobs, work, choices I made or didn't make during the course of life
Horrible what you did in 2009 in Texas
Ra Ra, I wasn't even in Texas in 2009, just ask Nicholas LittleJohn, Alder Housing Apartments, Lincoln Hawk in California at Long Beach, Quest Center, Agape Church of Christ Ron Clark, Salvation Army Moore Street Blake Webb, iJustine episode 20, NBC Comcast SportNet Wanted Adventure Host in the Memorial Coliseum next to the Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon
But according to your 600+ Discord Server Lolcow Ghost Trolls who called cops on you in 2023, you were, it's like they'd ever have any reason to lie about you as they spread/spam Oatmeal Fake News twisting/isolating/fragmenting your content/messages/sarcasm/hyperbole/satire/irony/click-bait/spam/trolling/quotes/fake headlines/humor/rants taken out of content/character/containers/context
Shut up, let me you why I failed school
Before I tell you why I failed at school, I'm not trying to say I always failed as I did good at times but many times I did miss the mark, this video is mostly focusing on the why behind generally failing in the educational world
I was born in 1985 in Oregon, was homeschooled in the 1990s, was almost not born, had to get glasses for my eyes and hearing tubes for my ears, I was like several years behind in school, I turned ten years old in 1995, started catching up especially around that time, was accelerating at times as I would catch up
Before 1995, I was struggling to talk, but did Kumon Math especially around 1993
I started memorizing and reciting Bible verses for clubs like AWANA Sparkies, Word Of Life Olympians, churches, youth groups, Vacation Bible School (VBS), especially starting around 1994 and a little bit before that too
Was memorizing but also started doing speech therapy especially around 1994 and on and off for like years
Was involved in many social activities in local communities since the 1900s, the homeschooling club, Kenni got into the Salvation Army in the early 2000s and Camp Kuratli in 2007 and the list goes on and on, so many different groups and people I've been involved with on and off since the 20th century
Acting as a sheep in a Thanksgiving play in 1987 and then had a speaking role in a Christmas play in 1995 which followed with making movies for the Arnold Attic with family and friends starting in 1996; and was drawing since like the 1980s, started my Action Strip comic around 1997, had a newspaper around 1999
In the 1990s, every year or almost every year, I would take these tests in order to see if I'm still allowed to be homeschooled, my test results were generally bad, I was often years behind at least in some subjects, but Oregon allowed me to stay in homeschool in the 1990s
At least one time in the 1990s, they said I wouldn't pass the sixth grade, this was probably at one of the annual state tests I would take, so they being like teachers, doctors, scientists, etc
I did many amazing things in the 1990s including 2 trophies from 2 different Bible clubs where I passed their six-years program which requires learning all the verses and everything else that was required for those 6 years from both clubs resulting in getting the Timothy Award and the Steadfast Award
In 2004, graduated from the Forest Grove High School (FGHS) in Forest Grove, Oregon, USA. Graduated from the 2-year New York Word of Life Bible Institute (WOLBI) in 2006, attended Appalachian Bible College (ABC) for a year after that in West Virginia, did The Salvation Army's Revolution Hawaii for a year after that, worked 2 jobs for my first apartment in PDX after that to 2011, attended the Portland Community College (PCC), the Mount Hood Community College, and I'm also generally a life-long learner outside of all of that as well as I'm always researching, reading, writing, talking, watching, putting things together as a writer, content creator, builder, and everything else
Oatmeal, so if you did all that, why did you also fail in school?
One of the problems at times might have been over-confidence I developed as I started catching up in school starting around 1995 and also starting around like 2002 and maybe 2005
One of the problems was my curiosity ends up driving me possibly insane as I've very self-driven to do what I want to do as I'm researching on my own, as I'm asking maybe too many questions outside of the box as a rebel, as I'm tackling maybe too much sometimes
One of the problems was working too hard doing too many at the same time as I was perhaps under the illusion that I could do anything as I've already passed the sixth grade which they said would never happen and just the fact I was catching up in school for years, I started feeling at times I was morphing like a Power Ranger from being a turtle to being a rabbit in a race in life against time
One of the problems was I struggled to say no as I wanted to more and more in life, I wanted to do everything, perhaps was afraid to ask for help at times, I felt like a failure which drove me to work even harder, slept like five hours a day many times during college especially, was taking shortcuts, was running around trying to get everything done
One of the problems you might say was I was too fearful of the future resulting in me trying to do work study or other jobs especially during my college years in the 2000s during that decade and especially as I was taking all of that to an all-time high around 2007 resulting in losing scholarships and ultimately being like banned from ABC in 2008 in that I didn't have the money at that time to pay for it as I took out a $3.5K USD loan and as my parents were getting a divorce and as my favorite uncle Jim and only surviving grandpa Dick died the next year in 2008, Michael Jackson died the next year in 2009, Blake Webb died the next year in 2010
One of the problems is, speaking of Michael Jackson, I suffer from the Creativity Disease MJ also suffered from which keeps creative minds like us tossing and turning at night as we think about videos to make, articles to write, projects, work, places to go, people to talk to, things to work on, things to try, I sometimes would let those internal creative forces drive me away from getting good grades in school as I was trying to take opportunities as they came
One of the problems is underestimating how short life is, how small each day was, I packed my schedules with too many activities as a workaholic perfectionist introvert turned extrovert running around trying to start perhaps too many projects trying to like talk in code in planting seeds in trying to start some kind of Oatmeal Legacy subliminally immediately or gradually after many decades
If I went back in time, I could do better at school now because I can better pace myself, I understand my limitations a little more, I can handle my emotions a little more, I understand better how to pick your battles in which hills you're willing to die on
In school, I probably got better grades in my art classes, drama classes, computer related classes, writing, maybe history sometimes, English, woods, cooking, child care which Tiffany Cumbo also took, physical education (PE) minus the written tests which I didn't generally study for, I did bad in math classes, science classes, Spanish classes, health, biology, welding
Why did you fail at Basic Metals, were you looking at Savannah Montoya too much, too distracted as we watched Hey Arnold before class started as your first ever public school class, was it crazy that your teacher was Bruce Lee and he was sometimes drunk and would get to class late sometimes?

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12:06 AM
The value of a bond between daughter and grandma and they say some things skip a generation. Sadly, some families miss out on this sacred passing on of the torch between multiple generations.

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The dancing looks like fun, looks like beautiful people, beautiful women, love the photos, I didn't know about the ethic groups of Nigeria which Africa is very big like Asia and Africa might be bigger than South America and Africa is very mysterious to me.

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12:19 PM
Hello Tiffany Fong. Regarding SBF Sam Bankman-Fried. I think you were on Chrissie Mayr some months ago, I remember hearing you talking about this, oh 25 years, I do wonder if that is fair or not fair. Instead of waiting to see a movie, a Taylor Swift concert, or even a new Trump NFT, here you are waiting for a court trial and I love that about you and a trial like this might later affect others for better or for worse. 12:28 PM: If SBD Sam Bankman-Fried did launder $40M, that's one thing, but what about democrats, RINO republicans, and others who launder billions if not trillions as Hollywood, governments, the Vatican, and others are involved in Diddy child sex trafficking rings as the borders are open. 12:33 PM: Who put that Community Note there? If they're wrong, we should know who put it there as they're misleading people if Matt Wallace's wife is connected to somebody in the Diddy lawsuit.

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1/ City from a trillion years from now. 2/ The Future. 3/ City from trillions of years ago according to AI. 9/ Life in trillions of years from now, it looks like miniature planets similar to the galaxies stuck inside marbles in Men In Black. 10/ Secret underground library in Vatican City according to AI. 13/ Website trillions of years from now. 14/ City from a parallel timeline reality.

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05:45 PM
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When I taught English in Vietnam, I got Dengue Fever in 2013. I was in the hospital in Saigon for a week. I had like bumps all over my body. I felt pretty sick.

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The alleged FBI came to her house saying they wanted to talk to her about perhaps what she posted on Facebook even as the Internet is full of crazy death threats like the ones I get and how often are the FBI over at their houses over all of that, the answer is rarely or never. 12:46 PM: FBI went to her house over her opinions on Facebook, this is in the United States, please live-stream it when they come to your house, Diddy. Government ordered Google to reveal the identity of people who watched YouTube videos.

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How to stop election fraud, call it identity theft

"Sheriff, I'm a victim of identity theft." Don't talk about election fraud. Below, I've included a 39-step guide on what to do if they tell you that you already voted on election day which is on Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024. Statistically this will likely happen to you even if you didn't already vote. There is a high probability this will happen because it already happened thousands of times in 2020 and 2022 in states like California.

Outline
Here is an outline of what you can do:

Request for an absentee ballot to be sent to you by mail but don't open it
Vote in person on election day, don't show them your absentee ballot
If they say you already voted, contact your sheriff
Have your sheriff come to document identity theft
Don't say election fraud at a polling location, say it's a retail place
Show your sheriff your absentee ballot but don't surrender it
Vote in person via a provisional ballot

Let me provide more details as follows. Request an absentee mail-in ballot. Don't open it. Try to vote on election day. But if they say you already voted even when you haven't, contact your sheriff. Don't call 911. Say it's a non-emergency. Say you witnessed identity theft at a retail location. Don't say you're at a ballot location. Request the sheriff to come. Tell the sheriff your story. Have the sheriff ask the staff who will repeat that you already voted even as you didn't. After that, pull out your unopened absentee ballot to show the sheriff but then keep that ballot as by law it's your property and you don't have to surrender it. Your sheriff has the power to open up a proper investigation on your identity theft and seize ballot boxes.

Also, they can give you a provisional ballot so you can vote in person. But without the help of the sheriff, they're not going to count your provisional ballot but will instead just count the fake absentee ballot vote which didn't actually come from you as you didn't already vote even if they said you already voted. So, vote in person on election day via a provisional ballot if they say you already voted even as you haven't already voted. Make sure your sheriff knows you were a victim of identity theft.

Do not say voting fraud or election theft or anything political like that. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. And keep your unopened absentee mail-in ballot as evidence of the crime of identity theft which they committed against you. Scroll down to see these 39 steps in more details below as follows. Share this with everyone you know, and as Elon Musk of Twitter X said, with everyone you don't know as well.

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How can Americans fight absentee/mail-in ballot fraud?

1. Request for an absentee mail-in ballot

No matter who you are, this article is for you, whether you're voting for Donald John Trump, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama of Barack Obama, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, Kamala Harris or anybody else. This may even apply if you're not even voting at all because you may find out they voted in your name even as you don't even vote at all. They may have stolen your identity by forging your name on ballots to pretend you voted when really you didn't. This affects red and blue states. And remember that blue states are only blue in a few of the largest cities as the countryside is red.

2. Don't open your absentee ballot

Do not open it when it comes in the mail, do not tamper with it. Make sure you keep the envelope unopened. Make sure you don't remove postal stamps if there are any off the exterior of the envelope. You want to preserve it in the same condition you received it in. Hold onto it.

3. Don't open others either

If you received a ballot but didn't request one, don't open that either. Keep everything version that is sent to you. This is your evidence.

4. Vote in person on election day

Vote in person on election day which is Tuesday, the 5th day of November of 2024 (that is this current year right now).

5. Bring your unopened absentee ballot

Bring with you your unopened absentee ballot but vote in person at a voting location.

6. They might say you already voted

When you try to vote in person, then they might say sorry you already voted even if you have not yet voted. Do not panic as they're simply relaying to you what they're being told. You know you haven't voted (assuming if you haven't voted) but they only know what they see on computers or wherever they get their information from. There is a high statistical probability they'll say you already voted since this has happened a lot in 2020 and 2022 in states like California in the United States of America (USA).

7. Don't bitch

Don't whine, complain, yell, panic, go crazy. Stay calm. Don't get mad as this is not a personal attack against you personally. Stay reserved and focused. Don't say words like fraud and stuff.

8. Say, "Can you repeat that to me?"

They'll say it again that you already voted even when you haven't.

9. Request for a provisional ballot

They'll give you a provisional ballot form you can fill out which lets you vote and it means they might investigate it. Well, actually, they'll count the mail-in ballot and not count the provisional ballot as it might be hard to know whether or not you already voted by mail or not. So they'll just count the absentee mail-in ballot even if it was not sent from you. Like even if you didn't vote by mail, they'll count the ballot they received which came by mail in your name.

10. Ask for the supervisor

As they hand you the provisional ballot, calmly ask for the supervisor to confirm that the computer system shows you already voted.

11. Ask the supervisor to double check

Let the supervisor know you did not already vote by mail. Ask the supervisor to double check everything.

12. The supervisor will

The supervisor will check and confirm that you already voted even tho you actually didn't. The supervisor will tell you the same thing the other staff already said, that you already voted even as you didn't because they're only as good as the data they're given. And the data may say you already voted even as you didn't.

13. Step aside

Hold onto the provisional ballot and step aside.

14. Call your sheriff

Call your sheriff or a non-emergency line to your local sheriff department.

15. Do NOT call 911

Remember to NOT call 911.

16. Don't call cops

Do not call regular cops or police, you want to contact your sheriff.

17. Say it's NOT an emergency

When you call for the sheriff, say it's NOT an emergency.

18. Report identity theft

Tell your sheriff you need to report identity theft, tell the sheriff you are a victim of identity theft but it's unique.

19. At a retail place

Tell your sheriff you are standing at a retail place.

20. Not a ballot place

Do not tell your sheriff you're at a voting place. It may technically be a retail place even if it's called a voting location. Do not tell your sheriff you're at a polling place.

21. You witnessed identity theft

Tell your sheriff you watched the identity theft happen right in front of and before your very eyes in person in real life (IRL) and that you are still at that retail location where the identity theft occurred.

22. Ask for a dispatch

Say you need a deputy dispatched or sent to where you are to deal with the identity theft.

23. Don't say anything political or crazy

Remember to tell them your location is retail and not a polling place. You want to make sure the sheriff department know over the phone that you actually watched somebody steal your identity. It was an act of identity theft. Someone has stolen your identity. Don't talk about election meddling, voter fraud, stop the steal, election theft, voting machines, China, Dominion, Mike Lindell's My Pillow, Donald Trump, Infowars's Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool's Timcast, or other people and things. Just say identity theft because it was identity theft. It's that simple. It's not a conspiracy theory.

24. Wait

Wait for the sheriff to show up.

25. Tell the sheriff your story

The sheriff will find you, tell the sheriff your story that they said you already voted even when you didn't.

26. The sheriff will ask the staff

The sheriff will ask the staff and supervisor if you voted already or not.

27. The staff will confirm

The staff and supervisor will tell the sheriff what they already told you before that you already voted even as you didn't.

28. Pull out your absentee ballot

After that, pull out your absentee mail-in ballot and show it to your sheriff as evidence you didn't already vote yet.

29. Tell the sheriff what you are holding

Tell the sheriff you are holding your mail-in ballot.

30. That it's unopened

Tell the sheriff your ballot was not even opened, still in the original envelope it came in, it was unopened, it was not tampered with at all.

31. That you're a VICTIM of identity theft

Tell your sheriff you were a victim of identity theft as somebody voted in your name.

32. Demand a report

Tell your sheriff you demand a report right now on the spot, at the scene of the crime for the books, for the record.

33. Don't surrender it

Do not surrender your absentee ballot, you do not have to give anybody your ballot as it's your property. Keep it. Hold onto your ballot. You're NOT required by law to surrender your absentee ballot.