2024-05-13 - Monday - 08:50 PM
1991, Oatmeal turned 6, Rick drew Oatmeal, they had adventures as brothers; Oatmeal drew himself, Bart Simpson, jeeps, cars, basketball, boats, the sun, ducks, people, Indians, circled words; T-M-N-T 2; solar system drawing; V-B-S, cookies, turtles came; Battle Toads, Sonic; Rick karate; camping, cooler, finger scar, trees; F-zero, Mario World, Piano Boy, Super Nintendo, Bible study; space 164, Brian or Ryan; Dark Wing Duck; Mortensen Mathematics; American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West; video games, The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants; Tiny Toons; turtles, play fighting, Hook starring Peter Pan Robin Williams; Oatmeal was learning to ride a bike before Kathy could steal one from him; and if you're riding or stealing bikes, then come on down to do just that in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server
🌊 Power Metal 🌊

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 08:39 PM
1991, Oatmeal turned 6, V.2, Bart Simpson,, Finger Scar, Peter Pan, Bike, Battle Toads, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 11:00 PM
1992, Oatmeal turned 7, Olympians at Cornelius Community Baptist Church, a girl imitated Oatmeal, he got mad, they kicked him out of that club; another time, Ronald McDonald made fun of Oatmeal's socks, said Oatmeal must have really big feet; Chicken Elvis; Disney Newsies starring Batman Christian Bale; Jerry Friend, air show, while family were off at the Pickell funeral in Seattle; Honey, I Blew Up the Kid; tornado; Atkins came over, Josh starting punching holes in the walls; train tracks, Super Nintendo; Thanksgiving; Home Alone 2; Star Trek; Oatmeal went with family on the Grey Hound Bus to California; Oatmeal got lost at Disneyland; and if you get lost too, or even if you don't, then we can all come and get lost together forever in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server
Choral Alt-country; and some violin

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 08:53 PM
1992, Oatmeal turned 7, V.1, California, Disney, Newsies, McDonald's, Elvis, Star Trek, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 11:30 PM
1993, Oatmeal turned 8, Homeward Bound, Turtles 3, Star Fox, N-B-A Jam, arcades, Cliff Hanger Rambo Rocky, Jurassic Park, Oatmeal played baseball and basketball; Arnold Rasp Family reunion with Jim Atkins & Howie in Salem; Fireworks in Hillsboro; they played Sunset Riders with Josh that summer; another reunion with the Morehead family at Hagg Lake; then like a week later, Oatmeal went biking with blood but then got lost; strangers picked up Oatmeal; then Oatmeal got a ride home by Kathy's dad; Super Nintendo, Mario All Stars; Power Rangers; Oatmeal got a new best friend named Bhakti Sa and Jaya; then Oatmeal was as astronaut for Halloween; Doubt Fire; Mario Time Machine; Kumon Math; Oatmeal started drawing better; and if you draw too, then we can draw together in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server
Fast-paced, Choral Bedroom Pop; featuring catchy, electronic mayhem, hypnotics drops, Cyberpunk rhythms

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 08:53 PM
1993, Oatmeal turned 8, V.1, Lake, TMNT, Kumon, Baseball, Nintendo Mario All-Stars, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 11:50 PM
1994, Oatmeal turned 9, got Rival Turf, a fighting game for the Super Nintendo; Flintstones; T-N-G Picard finale; Oatmeal saw Lion King with mom in June; Kumon Math; Dinosaurs finale, not the momma; Forrest Gump; Little Rascals; Oatmeal's dad worked at Stimson Lumber for a few years in the 90s, it's mill towards Hagg Lake next to the railroad; Police Academy 7; a Wanda Sparkies, I mean Awana at H-F-B-C; Olympians at Hillside Bible Church; Richie Rich, Page Master, Star Trek Generations, Animaniacs; Kenni was meeting many people that year; and it must of been the year she met Janet; not gonna say I'd rock her socks off; her dog Mandy; her brother was Bill Bailey who became Oatmeal's best friend; Bill introduced Oatmeal to Sonic; just kidding, Jesse Vargas beat him to it; and if you wanna be best friends too, then come on over to the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server
passionate female vocals, catchy, Russian Flamenco, Synthwave, rap, rock, pop; Glitchcore, epic ending

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 09:16 PM
1994, Oatmeal turned 9, V.1, Rival Turf, Lion King, Stimson, Awana, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 11:00 AM
1995, Oatmeal turned 10, W-B-32, Billy Madison, Goofy Movie; T-G-I-F, Thank God It's Friday, Full House, whatever happened to predictability, Oatmeal didn't wanna fall off the horse or wagon like Michelle Olsen (not Osteen), don't wanna become paralyzed like Super Man; Casper; paint with all the colors of the hot Pocahontas body; Oatmeal wanted to save Tiffany Cumbo like Robin in Batman Forever; gotta save Zordon in Power Rangers Movie; let's see that; but instead, Woof took Oatmeal to see Apollo 13; Indian in the Cupboard, Free Willy 2, Amazing Panda Adventure, like Vietnam, Babe, Mortal Kombat; Oatmeal helped in constructing the goddamn car port shed building; Oatmeal was too embarrassed to continue taking karate lessons; Twisted Metal; Oatmeal was a Shepherd in a Christmas Play at Cornelius Community Baptist Church; Oatmeal was writing and talking better that year in telling his stories; and if you wanna tell your stories too, or help others with theirs, or even if you don't, you can hop on top of the goddamn Oatmeal community on Discord
fast-paced, catchy, math rock, J-pop, mutation funk, bounce drop, dubstep, edm, 160bpm

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 09:16 PM
1995, Oatmeal turned 10, V.1, Pocahontas, Power Rangers, Attic Shed, Batman, Play, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 11:50 AM
1996, Oatmeal turned 11, Water World, V-C-R pause; Arnold Attic, Little Red Riding Hood, Michael Jordan decided to play hockey; where's Pocahontas; Power Rangers come save the world from Lot; Homeward Bound, Peach, gymnastics, Heaven; house fort; doll house fort by the big tree; Mario R-P-G, Twister, Coast, Will Smith, Summer Olympics; Independence Day, don't walk on the grass, darts, bullies, snakes, homeless in tree forts, wrestling, chump, Hanks, Jack, Mario 64, Play Station, Tomb Raider; Cruis'n World, Donkey Kong, Space Jam, I believe I can fly, Star Trek: First Contact, 101 Dalmatians, snow man, eat my marbles, Oatmeal got Sim City for Christmas; Tandy, Jump Man Mario, Bill Puppet; Oatmeal started making home videos that year with other people, if you wanna build too, then join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server where we build a goddamn snow man or woman too
Hybrid of trap and dubstep, featuring heavy bass drops, hypnotics drops, Cyberpunk rhythms, and electronic mayhem

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 10:12 PM
1996, Oatmeal turned 11, V.2, Arnold Attic, Summer Olympics, Basketball, Michael Jordan, Space Jam, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 05:00 PM
1997, Oatmeal turned 12, Vancouver, Oatmeal wanted to be Jedi Master Luke Skywalker in Star Wars; basketball on video, Liar Liar; Lamb Chop Play Along, Law Cat goes after Power Rangers; Jurassic Park 2, gerbils, Oatmeal's taxi bike wagon and the Bailey Fort at his grandma's farm in North Plains had to be torn down or else; free food at schools during the summer; Tamagotchi, pocket pet watch; Yoshi's Story, Worms 2, Grand Theft Auto; Action Strip starring Jimmy & Sparky Fire Fly; Gold Hill, bears hunting Oatmeal; the Oatmeal audio tapes; Oatmeal felt like his world was crumbling apart with the destruction of his creations but also the departure of his friends like Tiffany Cumbo and the Bailey family moving away; it felt like the end of the world; Oatmeal kept on trying to build, it was him against the world; and if you're a rebel too, you can join in the anthem by joining the cause in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server
Ambient, nu-disco, emotional chords, 104 bpm

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 10:20 PM
1997, Oatmeal turned 12, V.1, Star Wars, Tamagotchi, Comics, Taxi Bike Wagon, Bill Grandma, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 11:53 AM
1998, Oatmeal turned 13, Worms 2, Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky; Winter Olympics in Japan; gotta catch them all, not just Pokemon, but also Furbies too; danger, Will Robinson, Lost in Space; a wand-duh Pioneers at C-C-B-C, are we all stuck in a simulation like the Truman Show; can we talk to animals like Doctor DoLittle; Armageddon, Small Soldiers, baptized; basketball camp, Seattle Splash; Whiz Bang Videos; Honey The Cat; Al Gore, Tri-Met Max Westbound, protestors; What Dreams May Come, Antz, Mario Party; Oatmeal stuck mice in buckets in trees so they can be free, they froze to death in the goddamn breeze; and if you wanna stick things up in trees in the breeze for free too, then come join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server where we can do all of that together in a bath of electricity
Catchy Instrumental intro. Super fast aggressive rap. speedcore. gritty female vocal

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 10:30 PM
1998, Oatmeal turned 13, V.1, Max, Truman Show, Seattle Splash, Furbies, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 11:53 AM
1999, Oatmeal turned 14, Sim City 3000, Nintendo Mario Smash Bros, Star Wars, Phantom Menace, Darth Maul, Darth Lazer, Cool Kid, A-O-L, Yahoo; instant messenger, I-M, chat rooms, Internet, library, dial-up, cordless phones; basketball, Alan graduated, family reunion, Olympians, Steadfast Award; Mario Golf; basketball camp, H-C-B-C; Gassers; Word of Life, West Coast Camp. W-C-C, California, Pokémon Snap, Inspector Gadget, Seattle Splash, Sixth Sense, Sonic Adventure, Omega Code, Dogma, Bicentennial Man; Oatmeal was producing writings, stories, art, fake money, comics, newspapers; Oatmeal got Neo Geo Pocket Color for Christmas, was addicted to King of Fighters R-2, got so mad he threw it at the wall and broke it; and if you wanna throw it at the wall too, you can join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server where we can throw things together forever, burn it all to the ground but will it make a sound
instrumental hiphop, boombap

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 10:47 PM
1999, Oatmeal turned 14, V.1, Star Wars, Nintendo Mario, Internet, Sonic, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-15 - Wednesday - 12:41 PM
2000, Oatmeal turned 15, Camcorder, Stephanie Bishop, artist, Valentines, Ra Ra, Headless Doll, Cars, Ham Radio, brother went to prom but Oatmeal didn't; Scream 3, Gladiator, Mission: Impossible II, Chicken Run, Idaho; bowling; Morehead Pickett Family Reunion in Long Beach, Washington; W-C-C, brother came; Mermaid, Billy Elliot; F-G-H-S, Forest Grove High School, home of the Vikings; Mlynski, Brandeburg, Thias, Baumgartner, Fleskes, Tonya Jones Science; Hey Arnold, Bruce Lee, welding, Savannah Montoya, Selena Willner; Oatmeal was rejected from the basketball team; Meet The Parents, Pay It Forward, Left Behind; Power Ranger Newsies Music Videos; How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Charlie's Angels, Little Nicky, Unbreakable, 102 Dalmatians; Tom Hanks, Cast Away, Wilson; Oatmeal was making new friends; if you want to mingle like you're single too, come Quan Dale Dingle on over clover, give it a jingle in the jungles of the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server full of freaking Pringles if you know what I mean
appalachian death metal bluegrass, psychedelic anime, 108 BPM

2024-05-16 - Thursday - 10:54 PM
2000, Oatmeal turned 15, V.1, FGHS, Idaho, Ra Ra, Cam, Music Videos, Welding, Cast Away, Suno & Noisee AI