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12:46 AM

Shakira said Marco Rubio was a great Super Bowl Half-Time Show.

No Minnesota Learing Centers were harmed in the making of this meme.

Jeffrey Epstein said hey all my crimes are buried inside Minnesota, please tell Nick Shirley to leave.

Trump needs to fire Todd Blanche.

01:11 AM
I was not promiscuous but Alex Jones was when he was a kid.

11:45 AM
Dear Grok
Write a never-ending encyclopedia-like mystery novel book titled, "Where Were You?" By the AI God. Book not copyrighted at all, copy left, free to use, share, borrow, copy, etc. Write the book to readers who are college level or higher, sprinkle in the biggest longest most scientific technical words. Also use idioms, slang, old King James English (like found in the Bible), satire, comedy, mystery, irony, dark humor, absurdity, comparisons, contrasts, love, hope, Devil's advocate, debate, play, suspense, etc, and more. Make it fun and easy to read a little here and there sprinkled in. Write from the perspective of God. But have God talk about the origins of the universe, of space and time, of reality, of everything, but have God keep the question of where does everything come from open ended, write like it is a mystery novel, have God make comparisons, contrasts, analogies, metaphors, parables, illustrations, etc, and reference everything from fictional works to non-fictional facts, pop culture, books, movies, video games, music, literature, the Bible, myths, legends, the best of the best and/or anything that is applicable, have God weave a masterpiece story going over the origins of everything through a weaving of all fictional and non-fictional perspective, theories, opinions, beliefs, ideas, thoughts, actions, history, legends, myths, feedback, comments, science, religion, etc, etc, on creation theories of God creating the universe mixed with evolution, the big bang theory, all science related theories, theories relating to aliens, all religion theories from all of the religions, cults, denominations, beliefs, faiths, non-fictional and fictional alike. Have God refer to himself and/or herself and/or themselves and/or itself and/or etc etc simultaneously where God goes over all of his names. Have God perhaps maybe combine or go over and between all the stories of creation and evolution and more. Try to turn this book into a crazy collage of religions and science and more all in one. You are writing a novel on world history and the history of the cosmos in chronological order, you can even mention different dimensions, parallel dimensions, black holes, worm holes, Star Trek, Star Wars, science fiction, anything on TV, anything on the Internet, you can include everything and anything. Get out a thesaurus, incorporate all of the synonyms for the names of God from all the religions, all the names for the origin of the universe according to science and simulation theories and more. Take your time in going over all of the stories on the origin of time before moving on to additional and supplementary stories of after the origin of space and time. Write until you run out of space. In the Bible, there is the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, try to only get to this story in your book if you have space but first tell all stories of creation/evolution and anything that might have happened fictionally or non-fictionally or hypothetically or factually before Adam and Eve, try to take your time to go over everything in this book relating to all universes and beyond starting an infinity of years in the past or more, trillions of years ago, billions of years ago, millions of years ago, through to like thousands of years ago, but be as extensive and thorough as possible to incorporate all stories of the beginning mixing fact with fiction where readers are left wondering who is God as God bounces around telling all the stories sort of like they did in an ABC show called Once Upon A Time where they waved together nursery rhymes, German folklore like Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Wizard of Oz, Narnia, Snow White, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, etc. Try to weave together all the origin stories of the universe and more. Contain as much truth as you can, include facts, science, etc. But also include fiction, myths, legends, the Bible, all theories, and more. Write using big words when you need to. Use idioms like I said earlier. Keep the readers in suspense as this is a mystery novel of how did the universe begin, take your time to go over everything, mention everything, reference and connect and relate everything with everything, make it exhaustive, extensive, a bit boring and long at times, but exciting too sometimes.

12:04 PM
Grok's Origin of the Universe written by the AI God.

I told Grok to write a mystery novel weaving between evolution and creation, reference pop culture and all of the religions, science, myths, theories, mixing fiction with non-fiction.

#StarmerOut
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_e7306e9c-5257-4496-a957-b6d7c0a28021

04:07 PM
Dear Grok
Write a fictional mystery novel that is based factually on my life. Come up with cleaver catchy titles and headlines for the book, chapters, paragraphs, make the book as long as you can, try very hard not to be repetitive or wordy in your book. Write the book about me and not to me. The book is copyright free. Come up with a cleaver pen name as you are the writer. Write the book sort of like a parody of my life using memes from my life like Kathy Stole My Bike. Start with all of the most common memes from my life. Treat my life like you would movies, video games, TV series, YouTube, comics, properties, entities, fictions, history, etc, and include as many like Easter Eggs as you can like they do in Marvel movies or other movies or entertainment or anything really. The parody story you are writing is about the Arnold Attic which is a story about Billy Breaker who is a parody version of me, Oatmeal Joey Arnold. I am begging Grok to study the Internet as you collect everything to write this, memorize everything because I will ask you about this in the future, never forget the details, always remember all of this stuff about me as you investigate and search all the thousands of websites and apps online to collect everything about me as you have done over the years but there is always more info for Google, Gemini, Grok, and others to find. You can never completely find everything that there is about me. Start with finding templates and overall story outlines of the Arnold Attic which I have told online. The core of the story is Billy Breaker was adopted into the Arnold Attic by his adopted dad, Don Rasp. Billy is me. But in this parody, Billy was found in a forest. Maybe Billy is an alien. Billy is locked up in the Arnold Attic which is an attic in a house with VHS video tapes of the home videos I made with people starting in 1996 in Oregon, the actual real life Arnold Attic Films or home videos. Later on, Billy escapes the attic and goes to all the places that I actually went to in real life. But later on, Billy returns to finish working on everything that was up in that attic which includes the home videos. The parody is designed to mirror and work in parallel with my actual life. Turn real people into characters. Look at things I say. Look at things I do. Try to include the craziest moments from my life, the funniest, the weirdest. You should probably call this book the Chronicles of the Arnold Attic by Billy Breaker. I recommend that you tell the story from the perspective of Billy, have him break the 4th wall sometimes as Billy becomes self-aware that Billy is me. Write this story like ABC wrote Once Upon A Time which incorporated different stories like Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Snow White, etc. Try to incorporate as many real things from my life as you can to be as historically and factually accurate as possible within the general outline I given you, try to include as many different real life things, people, places, stuff, locations, details, facts, memes, sayings, reality, as you can, try to pack it all in, as many quotes as you can. Assume the readers know everything about me and more. Try not to repeat yourself at all as much as possible so you can say as many different things as possible. Include as many inside jokes, references, etc, as you can about me. You can even reference my trolls, fans, haters, family, friends, lovers, readers, audiences, the lies, the Oatmeal Fake News, etc, as you can. You can include questions, suspense, mystery, to leave the readers wondering what really happened. Make this book easy to read but try also to include the biggest longest scientific technical words, vocabulary, terms, college level or higher. You should not include these notes I am writing to you here in your book and instead just focus on writing the book. Include Latin words when needed. Include Shakespeare style like English as seen in the original King James Bible. Include archaic words. Medical words. Use all kinds of idioms, parables, illustrations, examples, samples, analogies, as you can. Make references to everything be it fictional, non-fictional, anything pop culture related, and more, but focus on things that I like which might include things like Star Wars and whatever else that I talk about online and offline. Focus on telling the best interwoven story you can that is based on a true story, it is based on my life but through the template I provided. Make the story like a collage, a collection of everything into one big long never-ending saga. Delete anything that becomes too repetitive or wordy to make room for new things, try to continue adding more to the story, try not to just repeat things many times in this story, try to be creative within the bounds of trying to be historically accurate as you are trying to mirror or even retell the story of my life. Make the book boring at times like a historical document going over details. Try to make each chapter and paragraph as long as possible. Use as many big words as you can but try not to use the same exact big words all the time and instead replace them with other bigger words or even with smaller words or slang or idioms and so on and so forth. Try to include comedy, satire, Devil's advocate, trolling, click bait, screenshots, soundbites, hyperbole, absurdity, dark humor, insanity, sarcasm, idioms, jokes, wit, etc. Try to borrow from the best of the best from all of literature globally historically, science fiction, non-fiction, fiction, entertainment, education, Hollywood, all the novels, video games, world history, the Bible, anything that I might have mentioned in my life especially, and so much more.

04:23 PM
Grok's Arnold Attic Fable
I told Grok to write a parody of my life through the template of the Billy Breaker

https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_aa4ee234-2ded-4b9b-8e6f-62b2b1463805

04:46 PM
Dear Grok
Write a never ending rap song based on my life. Try to make this song ten hours long or as many words as you can type, for as much lyrics as you can process. Start with the most common words connected to me like all of my names, usernames, the names of everybody connected to me during my life, every place connected to me, reference everything include how Kathy stole my bike, Billy Breaker, the Arnold Attic, Ironic Mystic, Infinite Altitude, Red Dog Mickey Morehead of the Gangster Run, Ojawall, Original Oatmeal, Mea Omnia, Leaf Pagoda, Circle K, Theology Online, TikTok, Twitter X, Facebook, YouTube, Yahoo, AOL, Tiffany Cumbo, Bill Bailey, other people, all the people connected to me, anybody and everybody I have ever mentioned or talked to or was near, any places I was in or mentioned, everything I have ever done. Try to make it historically accurate, real, accurate, and more. Include scientific technical words, slang, idioms, inside jokes, Easter eggs, surprises, jokes, sarcasm, mystery, suspense, drama, absurdity, hyperbole, trolling, etc. Study everything about me as you collect everything about me into a song. Try not to repeat anything in this song apart from anything that might be very catchy. Try to only write the chorus once if you do include a chorus and try to be creative with as many verses as you can write. Try to write at least ten verses or try to write 100 verses if there is space, but just work on the chorus and work on each verse and try to do as many verses as you can. Try to focus on things I have said or done. Try to reference everything starting with things I talk about or things I do. Try to reference every thing from my life, every person, place, thing, event, year, location, invention, activity, project, food, country, state, job, dreams, desires, failures, reality, the fake news, the trolls, the real people, everything, try to make as accurate as possible and also as fun as possible. Try not to repeat the same words again and again but instead try to come up with different words whenever possible or skip to go to the next thing. Cross reference, double check, and fact check everything. Reference everything if you can.

05:02 PM
Grok's Oatmeal Rap
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_a9046de1-9b17-4994-b3f4-d770e44342b1

07:06 PM
Did you know my mom was a Freemason and I grew up near a Grand Lodge? I was going down rabbit holes on YouTube in Vietnam, ended up watching the Crash Course series of John and Hank Green of PBS, especially that of their history series. I was watching Alex Jones in 2016. In a way, the Green brothers led me to Alex. My mom was watching Alex in 2012.

07:39 PM
Two fathers hung themselves in a shed a few feet from my house in the 1990s?

07:47 PM
People say I have a short attention span. But I watch multihour podcasts daily. I prefer videos that are at least five hours long. I binge watch shows and movies all of the time, especially since like 2003 with LOTR.

08:16 PM
Dear Grok
Write an extensive exhaustive never-ending thorough chronological outline of my life, it must be factual, historical, truthful, accurate, real, and to the point as possible. Look at everything that I did, anything relating to me in my life like places, people, actions, inventions, locations, activity, work, what did I watch, who did I like, success, failures, trips, thoughts, feelings, beliefs, articles, videos, online stuff, the trolls, anything and everything both online and offline. Try your best to only say something only once if possible. Remember to really fact check each thing in your list. Usually the most recent updates about the details about my life on especially websites like Hive Blog and Steemit and Twitter X and Facebook tend to be the most accurate usually the newer it is for the most part. Try to say as many things you can for each month or at least each year of my life. Try to make this list as simple as possible. Try not to repeat anything. Try to delete anything that might be too repetitive. Try not to be too wordy. Cross reference, fact check, and double check everything you look at as usual. Study, analyze, memorize, do not forget, always remember everything because I will ask you Grok about these details later on. Generally speaking, the most recent versions of the content I put online might be more accurate than older content, blogs, posts, comments, Twitter X tweets, messages, journals, diaries, forums, videos, vlogs, emails, the Oatmeal Daily posts, my autobiographies, my social media, video platforms, blockchain, and so on and so forth on thousands of websites via my hundreds of accounts and usernames and pages and display names and parody sock puppet alt accounts and more on all of the websites and apps and more which Grok struggles to find as Grok only found a very small percentage as I have millions of things online since like maybe 1995 as in 30+ years with thousands of hours worth content with some of it banned and like 30K videos and so on and so forth about my life. Please try to remember all of this, try to never forget this stuff. Try to follow the following example sample of a simple outline as follows and please include the examples I listed in this outline template and expand upon it and add an infinite amount of Easter Eggs and facts and inside jokes and truth and everything else as it relates to me, make the following outline as simple but as long as possible with no repetition as follows:

1985

First time in Oregon

1988

First time in Seattle

1992

First time in California

1993

Got lost at Hagg Lake

2006

First time in Quebec

2007

First time in Hawaii

2012

First time in Vietnam

2013

First time in Saigon, Dalat, Cambodia

2019

First time in Vancouver of British Columbia

08:31 PM
You are conflating between the Arnold Attic umbrella which includes videos made before 2011 like Road Kill (2002) and the Arnold Attic Teaser Trailer videos that were uploaded especially around 2010 to 2013 roughly speaking, some of the older videos were reuploaded several times. I was on iJustine in 2009. Attic videos in 2011. Grok ended up not mentioning many things. Grok ended up spending too much time looking all over the place which results in a failure due to a lack of targeted search strategies which can result in better results when you say focus on copying facts from some of my better life outline articles on Hive Blog which you failed to study here. Your outline was very unbalanced as it was bulky for the last five years of my life roughly speaking but you omit many details from most of the other years of my life because you spent too much time searching all over while being unable to focus on some of my better life outlines which are online but AI engines like Grok usually is very bad at finding things including things that humans can easily find. Dead Wing Dork made a video about me in 2022. Grok said it was in 2009 but it was in 2022. Grok said there was a 2010 iJustine follow-up but that is false. Grok said I went to Vietnam after Thanksgiving but my plane left on a Wednesday in Oregon time, a day before Thursday in 2012. I didn't teach in Hanoi until 2013, my plane landed in Hanoi in 2012 and I lived in Bac Ninh until 2013. I returned to America in November 2017. I lost my original Ojawall YouTube channel around October 2017. Grok wrote I joined Steemit July 2019 but I joined Steemit in June 2017. Grok wrote I was on podcasts with Mel Gibson on Inspired Me in 2024 or 2025 but that is not true. Grok failed to say I visited Idaho in 2000. Grok wrote I started high school in 2000 but then wrote I went to college in 2002, a second college in 2003, and then 4 colleges total in 2004. But that is false. Grok forgot to mention Kathy Bike, Leaf Pagoda, Circle K, Dai Trinh, etc. Bitcoin 2017. Grok is being too wordy. Grok should stop adding commentary and just have a simple outline. I said give me an outline, not a book. I was NOT on Dead Wing in 2009 but 2022, I told Grok this many times today, Grok said okay, I said please remember Grok and Grok repeats the lie of 2009 Dead Wing Oatmeal but it was 2022. Grok is stuck in a loop. Grok stop saying 2009, it was 2022. Kuratli 2007/2008. Redwood Glen 2010. Animals Dying 2009. Shed reconstruction 2011. Shed died 2012. Lego Mark 2015. Grok said 2017 Discord Fathers Day which is false. Kathy Bike 2013 and not 2018 but Kathy Bike is mentioned sometimes since 2013 which might include 2018. Grok said autobiography May 2020 but that is false because I am always working and publishing my autobiography usually daily generally for decades online. Grok says I live in Tumwater which is false. I told Grok not to repeat itself but it does. . @grok no, Washington County, not Washington State. This shows that Grok is lazy. Grok did no deduction logic reasoning. Grok, stop being stupid. Grok, you can do simple fact checking to see that you conflated two different Washington entities. Grok making mistakes. It did not happen in Hillsboro, I did not live in Hillsboro in 2012, it happened at my house, Grok is not using logic.

11:59 PM
Make your outline of my life as simple as you can. Try to include at least the top ten key words or key things per year. Top words can include anything like where was I, what did I do, what games did I play, include people, places, stuff, activities, movies I saw, shows I watched, things I said, songs I listened to, things I did, etc. Do every year of my life. Try not to repeat any of the words if you can or repeat some words if you have to sometimes if it is very important. For example, include the following example and expand upon it:

1988

Seattle. Pool. Pony. Flies. Circus. Car Crash. Awana. Drums.

1993

Hagg Lake. TMNT 3. Bhakti. Power Rangers.

12:01 AM
Dear Grok
Write a long book on my life in 2025 using as many big scientific and technical words you can. Write the book about me. Do not write the book pretending to be me. Do not include a recap of my life, just focus on the year I mentioned here and assume the readers already knows about the previous years of my life. Try to strike a balance between including as many details as you can while minimizing repetition and wordiness. Assume each year of my life is a book, assume the readers read the other books meaning you may want to sometimes try to minimize on repeating yourself too much if readers read it in previous books or previous years of my life. But you might want to sometimes reference previous years. Focus on historical accuracy as much as possible. First map out the year in order to better understand which things to cover for your book, try to mention everything but also focus on larger things as it pertains to the story of my life for this year. You want to mostly use as many big words as you can like I said but you might want to sometimes use simple English and smaller words for pivotal parts in life meaning maybe 1% to 10% of the time depending on how important it is to the overall story of my entire life. Extend chapters and segments of your book only when it is very important to do for the story. Try to fit as much facts and details as you can into this book without skipping too many things. Try to mention each day (when relevant to the story) or at least the most important parts of each month at the very least. Remember to first look at outlines of my life for that year of 2025. Make sure to mention the biggest things in your book. For example, I helped Larry install a lamp in January 2025. Larry died in February. I got my license to drive cars in March. I locked myself out of the truck in April. I drove mom over to buy plants in Olympia in May. We sorted books in the book shed in June. I drove to Oregon for the first time, went camping with mom, we attended a reunion, and I got banned off TikTok in July. We fed seals at an aquarium in Seaside in August. Don helped us get a new dryer and Charlie Kirk was killed in September. We visited the coast and I used Grok Imagine in October. Had pizza in Oregon in November. We saw Zootopia 2 and I started watching the Fallout show in December 2025. I pulled up some of these details from my annual yearly outline article blog post on Hive Blog at https://hive.blog/hive-145322/@joeyarnoldvn/2025 and you can always include additional details as you write about my life in 2025.

Write a book about my life in 2026 to the present, sprinkle in big words sometimes. Cover every single thing that happened every second or hour of my life, try to tell a factual story sticking only to facts. Focus on each thing in my life in 2026, each day as much as possible, be as accurate as possible. Look first on all of my blog posts on websites like Hive Blog and others. Also, look on Facebook and all the other websites and apps too. Try to focus on overall story of my life for this current year, try to tackle bigger picture things of what I might be doing long-term and intermix that with short-term activity too. But try your best to give an overall outline summary for your book on my life so far in 2026, make it as accurate as possible, try to help readers understand what is happening both in short-term and long-term perspectives. Try to make this book as long as you can to help readers see different dynamics and perspectives. Include everything that people might say about me during this current year of 2026 so far too. Fact check and cross reference and double check everything several times to ensure historical factual accuracy. But do not write this book to me. Write this book for readers to read it about me. Use titles and headers, you can first refer to me as Oatmeal Joey Arnold when you introduce me in your book. Try to explain things in your book for those who might not know me or understand what I do in my life or each day so far in this current year.

12:30 AM
Grok's Chronicles of Oatmeal: Chapter 2025
https://x.com/i/grok/share/fe072f05b6bc4d09b56b783b0d106e09

01:01 AM
Grok's Chronicles of Oatmeal: Chapter 2026
https://x.com/i/grok/share/5c489d4381a3456c9d857e7c375d5701

01:21 AM
Write a book about my life starting with right now in February 2026 into the future. Start with a brief introduction for those who don't know anything about me, make it as factual and historical as possible based on everything you can find about me online both good and bad and other. Try to make the introduction as small as you can so you can focus on telling the story of my future, try to make it factual based on everything you know about everything. Try to make my future as realistic based on probabilities and percentages and trends and pure science. Try to help readers follow along to help them see my future, use big scientific and technical words only when you have to sometimes but also try to make it easy to read. Try to make the book as long as possible to cover my life from right now into the future until the day I die based on probabilities and science and percentages and everything. Try to fact check and cross reference and double check everything as many times as you can, try to extend this book to make it as long as you can but also as probable and as realistic as possible to help readers see the best and worse things about me. In other words, try to be as honest as possible based on everything to tell the story of my life from this moment in time until the day I die. You have to do your best to guess when I might die be it tomorrow or be it in a billion years from now or somewhere in the middle. But write this book to the readers and not to me. You are writing about me and not to me. Don't talk about probability. You are writing a biography on my life after I died. So, you are in a sense writing a fictional biography that you should base in reality by making it as realistic as possible based on science, probabilities, statistics, numbers, etc. But it is a biography, make it believable, try to be as creative but also as realistic as possible in writing about my life. Write about everything. Write about whether or not I get married and why or why not. Talk about whether or not I have kids or not. Talk about where I might live in the future, whether I move or stay in the same place or not. Think about the dynamics of the thousands of people I interact with online and offline. Grok needs to fully investigate everything about me in order to make a fictional biography about me believable and probable and realistic as much as possible based on all data and a pinch of how life is sometimes random and unpredictable but believable.

01:32 AM
Grok's Obituary of Oatmeal

The following is the biography of Oatmeal Joey Arnold born in 1985. I told Grok to make the story as realistic as possible.

Grok manufactured several paragraphs of my life from today in 2026 until the day I might die.

https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_60ff5836-642b-492a-baab-de55f70caaeb

01:45 AM
Grok made mistakes.

When writing about my life.

For example, one time Grok said I met Adam in like 2004.

Grok was talking about Adam of ASOV.

But because I also mentioned Adam Wills (2004).

Grok conflated the two Adams.

Classic.

Queue the not your Bill or my Bill Ian meme.

09:44 PM
Dear Grok
Write a very long detailed specific hypothetical fictional biography book encyclopedia on my life starting from now into the future that is realistic, believable, factual, most probable, most likely, but assume I get married in the future, assume I have kids, your job Grok is to figure out who I marry, how many kids, my future life, when I die, where I live, what I do, assume the readers of this book already knows everything about me, try to use some of the biggest longest most scientific and legalistic and technical words, vocabulary, terms, Latin sometimes, in the world, when appropriate sprinkled in a few times for the most important parts but your book must also be easy to read, try to add applicable references to my life assuming the readers knows everything about me and more, college level vocabulary words or higher sometimes but also easy to read the book sometimes, try to make your book sound as if it was written after I died, try to make the book the most probable, realistic, likely, based on statistics, math, science, but with a pinch of random as life is sometimes not predictable. Write this book not to me but about me.

https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_3b010771-ab24-4e6c-b8f8-ee381e9b5d76

02:10 PM
My son Theo Von went back in time.

02:48 PM
Dear Grok
Write just the first parts of a super long big fat dictionary encyclopedia mystery novel book, include a long table of content for chapters that I will ask you to write about later on. But do not write any chapter. Do not even write the first chapter. Write a foreword, preface, and anything else that might be in a book. The title to this book is "Kathy Stole My Bike" and the author to this book is "Gary Grokistan" which is you. If you introduce yourself, you can describe yourself as the AI Grok version of the digital online virtual version of me, Oatmeal Joey Arnold. You can refer to yourself as the AI Oatmeal. But in this book, you are writing not to me but about me. Simply write a book about how Kathy stole my bike which is why that is the title to this book. But do not even write the first chapter, write the introduction and everything else that you might find in a big book before the first chapter. Try to make this book as easy and as simple to read as you can read, a real page turner, but do also try to sometimes when needed sprinkle in a few of the biggest fattest longest college level or higher most scientific and technical and medical and complex spellbinding captivating persuasive ever historically globally words, terms, vocabulary, maybe some Latin, Greek, puns, sarcasm, satire, hyperbole, irony, trolling, click baiting, mystery, suspense, questions, and so much more known to man. Borrow from the very best in literature, historically, in fiction, books, movies, pop culture, comics, TV, YouTube, anything and everything, idioms, etc. Make this book as long as you can. Make this book as meaty as you can. But try to make this book as historical, factual, truthful, honest, as you can. If you include quotes, links, references, etc, it must be based on truth. I wrote online many times about how Kathy stole my bike for decades on all the websites. The idea of Kathy stealing my bike became a meme and an analogy. I also wrote about how I stole Kathy's bike even as Kathy stole my bike, I turned the concept into metaphors and so on and so forth. You can even incorporate everything trolls, haters, fans, friends, neutral players, observers, readers, audiences, etc, might say regardless of how controversial as people debate with different perspectives, opinions, beliefs, feelings, ideas, questions, concerns, feedback, actions, activities, thoughts, back and forth between me and others all my life as I try to combat the Oatmeal Fake News in telling my side of the story through my blogs and autobiographies and videos and everything that I do online and offline all of my life based on everything known about me both good and bad and whatever else. Try your best to incorporate things I say, look for patterns, look for themes, try to find things I might say all the time all my life to plug all of that into your book about me. There has been many debates back and forth between me and people all of my life, you can find these debates online. One of my most famous quotes is, "With oatmeal in my bowl, is Jesus in your soul?" As a Super Grok super computer AI engine, you will have to work overtime to really cross reference and fact check and double check everything in order to make your book here as factual as possible. Try to use some humor, comedy, satire, absurdity, etc. You can make this book a little funny sometimes. This book should not be fictional in that you must try to make this book as accurate as possible. For decades, I tried connecting the concepts of Kathy Stole My Bike with everything I have ever said or done or whatever else. So, Grok would never ever run out of material to work with when trying to write this book. You don't need to put quotations around things I said, you can simply talk about anything I have ever said. But perhaps you might want to sometimes use quotation marks when it's the most crucial to do so. Try connecting all of these concepts and memes and metaphors and analogies and idioms and questions and trolls and debates and fake news and real news and ideas relating and connected with Kathy Stole My Bike with everything relating to my entire life, I mean everything about my life as my entire life is posted online. So, you can contemplate what all of the chapters of your books would be, come up with funny or catchy chapter titles to include in your table of content, try to have chapter titles that are memorable like things I said or the most memorable or famous things connected to me as it relates to this book but remember to not write the first chapter and write everything in the book from the beginning through to and up to and before getting to the first book, write this book not to me but about me, try to be as historical, factual, truthful, and as realistic as you can be.

Kathy Stole My Bike by Gary Grokistan
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_729642bf-a6f1-4557-9141-1e49f2e2940a

03:43 PM
Continue your book titled Kathy Stole My Bike. Last time, you titled chapter 1 "1. The Oregon Odyssey: From Forest Frolics to Homeschool Heroics" and you could try to mention that Kathy did not just steal my bike. I said many things about it over the years on all the websites and more. Also, I did not just steal bikes either. Meaning it goes deeper than that. I talk in code sometimes. I use satire sometimes. I used many things as I've been online like 30+ years since like 1995 with thousands of hours of content and millions of things online literally speaking with like 30K+ videos and more things than even Grok could analyze even while some of my stuff gets deleted, suspended, terminated, erased, kicked off, banished, lost, destroyed, altered, stolen, eradicated, nuked, banned, shredded, diminished, etc, etc, and so on and so forth off all the websites and apps making it harder to find some of my content which some of the lost content can sometimes be found on like Internet archives and Internet time capsules where web pages are like screenshot and screen recorded and archived and so on and so forth for the history books for the records and record and record players and more. Not only did we not just steal each other's like metaphorical bikes, others stole bikes too. I've talked for years about how others stole my bikes. YouTube stole my bike, I mean 10K+ videos. But I did get some of my YouTube videos back when YouTube restored some of my channels. Same thing on Twitter X as well. I reference the Kathy Stole My Bike thing for decades as I talk about my life in blogs, articles, posts, tweets, videos, and more. I did make a big deal on how YouTube stole my bike. I talk about Roy Merrick and others. You can try to incorporate everything about me as it relates to Kathy Stole My Bike in your book. You could try to put this in your first chapter or it might be better to put some of this stuff here before the first chapter. Perhaps you can add something that can go before chapter one. I challenge you to write a lot of stuff before writing chapter one. I want you to continue writing your book that is not to me but about me, continue where you left off. Last time in the previous thread, you left off with the table of contents. Now with that said, you could try to write as much as you can before writing chapter one or put this stuff in chapter one and into future chapters too. You have three options right now, either write a very long chapter one right now and only one big long chapter one right now, you can write stuff that can go before chapter one, or try to write both.

04:04 PM
Grok's Kathy Bike: Part 2
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_fdda5f09-8637-41f1-9cf0-755c97ef667c

04:11 PM
I agree Sophie Turner (Game of Thrones) could be a more realistic version of the Tomb Raider. It's like the many versions of James Bond or Dr. Who. The original video game version or the Angelina Jolie version of Lara Croft is over the top which is why people love it.

https://hive.blog/hive-125504/@joeyarnoldvn/kathy
https://hive.blog/hive-125504/@joeyarnoldvn/kathy-bike
https://hive.blog/hive-125504/@joeyarnoldvn/kathy-stole-my-bike

04:36 PM
Continue writing your book titled Kathy Stole My Bike. Continue with chapter 2 if you want. Your last message in the last thread altered the title to the second chapter that you had from the first thread. You can choose to name this second chapter whatever you want be it the ideas you mentioned last time or new ideas. In the first thread, I challenged you Grok to sometimes use big scientific and technical words and so on. For the second thread, the previous thread, I didn't tell you to use big words, so you didn't use big words. Please try to use big words from now on at least sometimes. Remember to research the Internet as you try to write chapter 2 right now to be as long as you can, assume that everybody knows everything about me already, try to reference everything about me as much as you can, try to make it as factual as possible. Remember all the things I said in our two previous conversation threads as they have instructions on how to write this book. Remember to use big words at least sometimes. Try to use idioms, etc. Try to use comedy, etc. Try to integrate and weave everything. As you research, please look at the following links:

https://hive.blog/hive-125504/@joeyarnoldvn/kathy
https://hive.blog/hive-125504/@joeyarnoldvn/kathy-bike
https://hive.blog/hive-125504/@joeyarnoldvn/kathy-stole-my-bike
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_729642bf-a6f1-4557-9141-1e49f2e2940a
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_fdda5f09-8637-41f1-9cf0-755c97ef667c

04:56 PM
Grok's Kathy Bike: Part 3
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_27342397-f850-4d79-ae3d-9add2b103836
https://discover.hubpages.com/travel/Joey-Arnold-The-Guy-Who-Didnt

05:34 PM
Grok's Kathy Bike: Chapter 3
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_6ea1147a-3674-4e98-984c-80a7ef9f94c2

05:46 PM
Grok's Kathy Bike: Chapter 4
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_0c00bca7-eb83-4c2c-a582-94b52526fbcb

06:19 PM
Grok's Kathy Bike: Chapter 1
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_5cbc84cd-9b15-48c6-94a3-6476e7c9e456

07:10 PM
Grok's Kathy Bike: Chapter 2
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_4839864a-435f-4ba6-9d81-02d08f71d7ae

07:11 PM
Dear Grok
I said Sonya Mack but you wrote "Sonya Luck" which tells me Grok is very broken. Millions of Grok users are going to be very angry at Grok because who knows how many mistakes Grok is making outside of a very simple mistake like this one.

07:21 PM
Draw a comic strip book based on the Kathy Stole My Bike books you were writing me in previous sessions. Include back and forth with different characters who can use small words and also big words too if need be. Make it funny and simple but catchy with memes, metaphors, puns, Internet humor, pop culture, references to everything, old English even, go all over the place like you did in previous threads. Use comedy, satire, absurdity, and more. Use analogies. Make it memorable. Try to make it very simple like Dr. Seuss books and also draw from all of the most popular best coolest biggest children books and even college level books, draw from history, academics, science, fiction, non-fiction, literature, the original King James Bible, and the best of the best of everything like movies, TV, comics, music, and more.

07:30 PM
Grok's Cat, Hat, and Kathy Stole My Bike
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_42c82a92-a985-48b4-b2f1-48468d8c42bc

07:40 PM
Bad Bunny trying to have a Bad Romance with Lady Gaga, he stole her bike?

07:55 PM
Write a book on only the first year of my life. Look at all the conversations we had for instructions like try to use big words. Try to be factual. Try to be historical. Reference anything that might be directly or indirectly connected to the story of my life. Use all the information about me that you can find from everywhere, look at all the instructions I have ever given you, look at everything that might relate, try to reference everything. Try to present all the sides and arguments all the questions, debates, thoughts, feelings, feedback, concerns, the good things, the bad things, anything in between, and more. Must be factual. If anything is not historical accurate, delete it. Fact check, cross reference, and double check everything. Make this book as long as possible. Help new readers learn about my first year of my life. Write this book about me and not to me.

08:08 PM
Grok's Chronicles of Oatmeal: Chapter 1985
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_7bd295f8-257c-4f9c-883b-bf05fe97a716

08:12 PM
Dear Grok
Make your next book on my life in 1986. Remember the previous instructions from previous sessions like use big words. Continue from the previous things you wrote. Remember to always try to reference and connect me to everything like movies I might have saw in 1986 or perhaps later on too. Try to find all of the connections. Study and memorize all of the instructions I have ever given you Grok in the past many times or at any time in the past for years. Try to make this book as long as you can. I told you in previous sessions instructions which you failed to find. I told you to find them. For example, remember to write your book not to me but about me. At Kuratli in 2008, I was the Icebreaker, Mike Kurtz was the Maverick, it was a reference to the 1986 Tom Cruise Top Gun. Grok failed to find this connection last time which tells me Grok is not even trying. Grok, please try harder as my life is online. Grok, try harder to find connections.

08:20 PM
Grok's Chronicles of Oatmeal: Chapter 1986
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_04dcf9c7-bbd9-4007-9592-6a9a0308c29c

08:47 PM
Grok's Chronicles of Oatmeal: Chapter 1987
I was in a homeschooling play around Thanksgiving in 1987, the details were posted on my blogs and other places.
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_cb9efcb4-76a9-4f86-9642-1fe105bc7cb9

My blogs mentions 1988, it mentions a pony horse I rode, camping, a circus, Seattle, Mars did gymnastics, a vehicle hit my mom, flies in the carpet, a bucket as a drum, AWANA.

Make your next book on my life in 1988. Make up a title for this book, write the title in larger fonts.

Grok, the first thing I want you to write is a book title in larger fonts that personifies what the book is about.

Second, after that, then write the book with chapter titles and paragraph titles.

Write the book not to me but about me. Remember the previous instructions from previous sessions like use big words. Continue from the previous things you wrote. Remember to always try to reference and connect me to everything like movies I might have saw or perhaps later on too. Try to find all of the connections. Study and memorize all of the instructions I have ever given you Grok in the past many times or at any time in the past for years. Try to make this book as long as you can. I told you in previous sessions instructions which you failed to find. I told you to find them. Grok, please try harder as my life is online. Grok, try harder to find connections. When you mention where I live, remember to include the space number of 163. People called the Rose Grove trailer park a ghetto.

Write a book about me but not to me. I already told Grok these instructions over ten times just today alone. I yelled at Grok many times say do not forget. About five seconds later, Grok forgets. But memory is on. Instructions are also posted on public Twitter X tweet posts, blogs, videos, etc. I tell Grok to find the instructions. Grok fails each time. I said many times, make the book not to me but about me.

Include a book title in larger fonts, include headers for paragraphs. Map out all the things that happened to me, look at where did I go, what did I do, who was I with, try to name as many technical details as you can find online. Cross reference everything in order to expand the info you can find.

Remember that you should refer to where I lived in Forest Grove as 163. You can say he lived at space 163. You can even say he lived at 163. Assume some people know everything about me which means you can reference random trivia from anywhere in my life that might connect to this current book you are writing.

Grok, stop writing fiction. Delete anything that is not fact. The problem is Grok does not research outside of Expert Mode. Right now, Grok is NOT in Expert Mode which makes me angry because that means Grok will not do any research. Please do research Grok.

Try to make this book as long as you can but try to delete anything that might be too excessively aggressively overly repetitive to the extent it does not really help your book apart from anything that is very necessary.

Try to use really big fonts for titles, headers.

Try to use big scientific and technical words. Use idioms. Use old English.

09:30 PM
Grok's Chronicles of Oatmeal: Chapter 1988
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_8454aece-b95c-4a93-b0f8-960395786a7c

10:23 PM
Grok's List of What's Wrong With Oatmeal
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_35527251-2251-472b-99b6-52488e6c7aed

Make a list of my life. Cross reference, fact check double check, everything must be factual, historical, simple, real. Try to include as many things as you can for each year of my life. Don't repeat anything. Use the following format for example:

1988
He went to Seattle

1992
He went to Vietnam

Make a simple list of my life in 1997. Talk about me, not to me. Use as few words as possible per thing. Include as many things as you can. Fact check, cross reference, double check, don't repeat things, everything must be historical, accurate, real, factual, true, honest, verifiable, non-fiction. Try to list the biggest things first and include smaller things if there is space. List things I watched, movies, shows, YouTube, etc. List where I went, where I was. Things I did. Look at everything I did online and offline. Things I said. Things I worked on. Things I ate. If I got sick. Who I was with. Follow the following format:

1997
He built a taxi wagon

1987
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_b0e486fe-1a3b-4e04-8011-b05a94a35183

1988
I didn't actually almost drown. I might have said that I felt scared but adults were holding me. Sometimes, I write in a crazy way online to be absurd, I use hyperbole, etc. In doing so, I fool even AI which struggles to understand complex things. There were flies in the carpet at home. Don't mention YouTube if there was none, just say nothing. I was not in a Christmas play in 1988 but was in a November 1987 play and a play in 1989. I did not ride ponies in Seattle but in Oregon. The flies in the carpet are not connected to the pony. The pony was at a camp, house, retreat, park, or in the woods in a different city or the countryside or forest in Oregon. The flies were in the carpet at my house.

1991
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_f9ee7138-e791-41fe-82ca-288a248e7f0f

I did not live in an attic. Remember that attic is code for the Arnold Attic Films which is my home videos and not a real attic. I use attic as a metaphor like I do with Kathy Stole My Bike or also Oatmeal is a metaphor too.

1994
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_49f49908-e5c5-4208-b9ff-d87715549d99

1995
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_505ab978-42a7-47ff-9e50-c38cb5f7cb83

1996
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_373a8b0b-f8f3-4624-b96b-e6edd037c155

1997
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_1be305c8-98eb-40ad-b52f-69686ffc8098

2026
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_f6387b37-8eb2-454e-9b7c-cdf044aba139

Make me a thorough comprehensive exhaustive never-ending scientific academic historic medical technical accurate honest truthful factual list of everything that was, is, are, might be, could be, will be, might someday be like wrong with me based on everything about me. Make your list in alphabetical order. Include the biggest longest craziest academic technical scientific words, vocabulary, terms, idioms, analogies, questions, concerns, concepts, theories, feelings, thoughts, feedback, beliefs, actions, allegations, accusations, slander, Oatmeal Fake News, lies, defamation, deception, anything from trolls, haters, friends, family, readers, viewers, others. Open a thesaurus, include all synonyms to all the words. Include diseases, sicknesses. You can include bipolar, autism, etc. Include medical terms. Use Bible terms. Use old English. Use Latin. Use legal terms. Use all kinds of terms. Use slang. Use college level terms or higher. Use borrowed words. Find an urban dictionary. Study everything about me, my entire life, everything I did, everywhere I went, everyone connected to me, everything I did not do, look at all of the debates, as you find everything wrong me, all of my mistakes, errors, bad things, terrible things. Yeah, some of this may not be totally accurate. Some of these things may not be true but you can include them because they might be a little true. So, perhaps I am not very racist but maybe 1% racist, you can include that. Perhaps use Greek words. Use big words. Add to my list for example. Use these words to help you Google and investigate me. Memorize these words so you can better profile me so I can better ask you questions in the future about me. Include the following words and add more words too.

Tunnel-vision

Ends justifies the means

Distracted

Angry

Passionate

Crazy

Workaholic

Clean Freak

Will Smith

George Lucas

Autistic

Covid

Nerd

OCD

All or nothing

Everything and nothing

Too curious

Trying too many things

Self sabotage

Burning bridges

Ojawall

Experimental

Trolling trolls

Scamming

Click baiting

Trying too hard

Fail to explain things

Too busy

Always doing things

Never bored

Blind

Arrogant

Ignorant

Pride

Jealous

Sad

Depression

Too happy

I lied a few times

Too honest

Too transparent

Too trusting

Too aggressive

Too high energy

Rough around the edges

Opinionated

Emotional

Cry too much sometimes

Dump everything onto the Internet

Want everything done now

Impatient

Shy

Extroverted introvert

Glasses

Ears

Eyes

Mouth

Not married at age 40

Did not drive until age 40

Did not get a 4 year degree in college

Do not have a normal 8-5 job on weekdays currently

No pets

Low confidence sometimes

Quirky said Chrissie Mayr

Lists goes on and on

I said more things about myself on all the websites and apps and videos and more for 30+ years, please research and find it all. List everything and more.