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12:46 AM

Shakira said Marco Rubio was a great Super Bowl Half-Time Show.

No Minnesota Learing Centers were harmed in the making of this meme.

Jeffrey Epstein said hey all my crimes are buried inside Minnesota, please tell Nick Shirley to leave.

Trump needs to fire Todd Blanche.

01:11 AM
I was not promiscuous but Alex Jones was when he was a kid.

11:45 AM
Dear Grok
Write a never-ending encyclopedia-like mystery novel book titled, "Where Were You?" By the AI God. Book not copyrighted at all, copy left, free to use, share, borrow, copy, etc. Write the book to readers who are college level or higher, sprinkle in the biggest longest most scientific technical words. Also use idioms, slang, old King James English (like found in the Bible), satire, comedy, mystery, irony, dark humor, absurdity, comparisons, contrasts, love, hope, Devil's advocate, debate, play, suspense, etc, and more. Make it fun and easy to read a little here and there sprinkled in. Write from the perspective of God. But have God talk about the origins of the universe, of space and time, of reality, of everything, but have God keep the question of where does everything come from open ended, write like it is a mystery novel, have God make comparisons, contrasts, analogies, metaphors, parables, illustrations, etc, and reference everything from fictional works to non-fictional facts, pop culture, books, movies, video games, music, literature, the Bible, myths, legends, the best of the best and/or anything that is applicable, have God weave a masterpiece story going over the origins of everything through a weaving of all fictional and non-fictional perspective, theories, opinions, beliefs, ideas, thoughts, actions, history, legends, myths, feedback, comments, science, religion, etc, etc, on creation theories of God creating the universe mixed with evolution, the big bang theory, all science related theories, theories relating to aliens, all religion theories from all of the religions, cults, denominations, beliefs, faiths, non-fictional and fictional alike. Have God refer to himself and/or herself and/or themselves and/or itself and/or etc etc simultaneously where God goes over all of his names. Have God perhaps maybe combine or go over and between all the stories of creation and evolution and more. Try to turn this book into a crazy collage of religions and science and more all in one. You are writing a novel on world history and the history of the cosmos in chronological order, you can even mention different dimensions, parallel dimensions, black holes, worm holes, Star Trek, Star Wars, science fiction, anything on TV, anything on the Internet, you can include everything and anything. Get out a thesaurus, incorporate all of the synonyms for the names of God from all the religions, all the names for the origin of the universe according to science and simulation theories and more. Take your time in going over all of the stories on the origin of time before moving on to additional and supplementary stories of after the origin of space and time. Write until you run out of space. In the Bible, there is the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, try to only get to this story in your book if you have space but first tell all stories of creation/evolution and anything that might have happened fictionally or non-fictionally or hypothetically or factually before Adam and Eve, try to take your time to go over everything in this book relating to all universes and beyond starting an infinity of years in the past or more, trillions of years ago, billions of years ago, millions of years ago, through to like thousands of years ago, but be as extensive and thorough as possible to incorporate all stories of the beginning mixing fact with fiction where readers are left wondering who is God as God bounces around telling all the stories sort of like they did in an ABC show called Once Upon A Time where they waved together nursery rhymes, German folklore like Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Wizard of Oz, Narnia, Snow White, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, etc. Try to weave together all the origin stories of the universe and more. Contain as much truth as you can, include facts, science, etc. But also include fiction, myths, legends, the Bible, all theories, and more. Write using big words when you need to. Use idioms like I said earlier. Keep the readers in suspense as this is a mystery novel of how did the universe begin, take your time to go over everything, mention everything, reference and connect and relate everything with everything, make it exhaustive, extensive, a bit boring and long at times, but exciting too sometimes.

12:04 PM
Grok's Origin of the Universe written by the AI God.

I told Grok to write a mystery novel weaving between evolution and creation, reference pop culture and all of the religions, science, myths, theories, mixing fiction with non-fiction.

#StarmerOut
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_e7306e9c-5257-4496-a957-b6d7c0a28021

04:07 PM
Dear Grok
Write a fictional mystery novel that is based factually on my life. Come up with cleaver catchy titles and headlines for the book, chapters, paragraphs, make the book as long as you can, try very hard not to be repetitive or wordy in your book. Write the book about me and not to me. The book is copyright free. Come up with a cleaver pen name as you are the writer. Write the book sort of like a parody of my life using memes from my life like Kathy Stole My Bike. Start with all of the most common memes from my life. Treat my life like you would movies, video games, TV series, YouTube, comics, properties, entities, fictions, history, etc, and include as many like Easter Eggs as you can like they do in Marvel movies or other movies or entertainment or anything really. The parody story you are writing is about the Arnold Attic which is a story about Billy Breaker who is a parody version of me, Oatmeal Joey Arnold. I am begging Grok to study the Internet as you collect everything to write this, memorize everything because I will ask you about this in the future, never forget the details, always remember all of this stuff about me as you investigate and search all the thousands of websites and apps online to collect everything about me as you have done over the years but there is always more info for Google, Gemini, Grok, and others to find. You can never completely find everything that there is about me. Start with finding templates and overall story outlines of the Arnold Attic which I have told online. The core of the story is Billy Breaker was adopted into the Arnold Attic by his adopted dad, Don Rasp. Billy is me. But in this parody, Billy was found in a forest. Maybe Billy is an alien. Billy is locked up in the Arnold Attic which is an attic in a house with VHS video tapes of the home videos I made with people starting in 1996 in Oregon, the actual real life Arnold Attic Films or home videos. Later on, Billy escapes the attic and goes to all the places that I actually went to in real life. But later on, Billy returns to finish working on everything that was up in that attic which includes the home videos. The parody is designed to mirror and work in parallel with my actual life. Turn real people into characters. Look at things I say. Look at things I do. Try to include the craziest moments from my life, the funniest, the weirdest. You should probably call this book the Chronicles of the Arnold Attic by Billy Breaker. I recommend that you tell the story from the perspective of Billy, have him break the 4th wall sometimes as Billy becomes self-aware that Billy is me. Write this story like ABC wrote Once Upon A Time which incorporated different stories like Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Snow White, etc. Try to incorporate as many real things from my life as you can to be as historically and factually accurate as possible within the general outline I given you, try to include as many different real life things, people, places, stuff, locations, details, facts, memes, sayings, reality, as you can, try to pack it all in, as many quotes as you can. Assume the readers know everything about me and more. Try not to repeat yourself at all as much as possible so you can say as many different things as possible. Include as many inside jokes, references, etc, as you can about me. You can even reference my trolls, fans, haters, family, friends, lovers, readers, audiences, the lies, the Oatmeal Fake News, etc, as you can. You can include questions, suspense, mystery, to leave the readers wondering what really happened. Make this book easy to read but try also to include the biggest longest scientific technical words, vocabulary, terms, college level or higher. You should not include these notes I am writing to you here in your book and instead just focus on writing the book. Include Latin words when needed. Include Shakespeare style like English as seen in the original King James Bible. Include archaic words. Medical words. Use all kinds of idioms, parables, illustrations, examples, samples, analogies, as you can. Make references to everything be it fictional, non-fictional, anything pop culture related, and more, but focus on things that I like which might include things like Star Wars and whatever else that I talk about online and offline. Focus on telling the best interwoven story you can that is based on a true story, it is based on my life but through the template I provided. Make the story like a collage, a collection of everything into one big long never-ending saga. Delete anything that becomes too repetitive or wordy to make room for new things, try to continue adding more to the story, try not to just repeat things many times in this story, try to be creative within the bounds of trying to be historically accurate as you are trying to mirror or even retell the story of my life. Make the book boring at times like a historical document going over details. Try to make each chapter and paragraph as long as possible. Use as many big words as you can but try not to use the same exact big words all the time and instead replace them with other bigger words or even with smaller words or slang or idioms and so on and so forth. Try to include comedy, satire, Devil's advocate, trolling, click bait, screenshots, soundbites, hyperbole, absurdity, dark humor, insanity, sarcasm, idioms, jokes, wit, etc. Try to borrow from the best of the best from all of literature globally historically, science fiction, non-fiction, fiction, entertainment, education, Hollywood, all the novels, video games, world history, the Bible, anything that I might have mentioned in my life especially, and so much more.

04:23 PM
Grok's Arnold Attic Fable
I told Grok to write a parody of my life through the template of the Billy Breaker

https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_aa4ee234-2ded-4b9b-8e6f-62b2b1463805

04:46 PM
Dear Grok
Write a never ending rap song based on my life. Try to make this song ten hours long or as many words as you can type, for as much lyrics as you can process. Start with the most common words connected to me like all of my names, usernames, the names of everybody connected to me during my life, every place connected to me, reference everything include how Kathy stole my bike, Billy Breaker, the Arnold Attic, Ironic Mystic, Infinite Altitude, Red Dog Mickey Morehead of the Gangster Run, Ojawall, Original Oatmeal, Mea Omnia, Leaf Pagoda, Circle K, Theology Online, TikTok, Twitter X, Facebook, YouTube, Yahoo, AOL, Tiffany Cumbo, Bill Bailey, other people, all the people connected to me, anybody and everybody I have ever mentioned or talked to or was near, any places I was in or mentioned, everything I have ever done. Try to make it historically accurate, real, accurate, and more. Include scientific technical words, slang, idioms, inside jokes, Easter eggs, surprises, jokes, sarcasm, mystery, suspense, drama, absurdity, hyperbole, trolling, etc. Study everything about me as you collect everything about me into a song. Try not to repeat anything in this song apart from anything that might be very catchy. Try to only write the chorus once if you do include a chorus and try to be creative with as many verses as you can write. Try to write at least ten verses or try to write 100 verses if there is space, but just work on the chorus and work on each verse and try to do as many verses as you can. Try to focus on things I have said or done. Try to reference everything starting with things I talk about or things I do. Try to reference every thing from my life, every person, place, thing, event, year, location, invention, activity, project, food, country, state, job, dreams, desires, failures, reality, the fake news, the trolls, the real people, everything, try to make as accurate as possible and also as fun as possible. Try not to repeat the same words again and again but instead try to come up with different words whenever possible or skip to go to the next thing. Cross reference, double check, and fact check everything. Reference everything if you can.

05:02 PM
Grok's Oatmeal Rap
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_a9046de1-9b17-4994-b3f4-d770e44342b1

07:06 PM
Did you know my mom was a Freemason and I grew up near a Grand Lodge? I was going down rabbit holes on YouTube in Vietnam, ended up watching the Crash Course series of John and Hank Green of PBS, especially that of their history series. I was watching Alex Jones in 2016. In a way, the Green brothers led me to Alex. My mom was watching Alex in 2012.

07:39 PM
Two fathers hung themselves in a shed a few feet from my house in the 1990s?

07:47 PM
People say I have a short attention span. But I watch multihour podcasts daily. I prefer videos that are at least five hours long. I binge watch shows and movies all of the time, especially since like 2003 with LOTR.

08:16 PM
Dear Grok
Write an extensive exhaustive never-ending thorough chronological outline of my life, it must be factual, historical, truthful, accurate, real, and to the point as possible. Look at everything that I did, anything relating to me in my life like places, people, actions, inventions, locations, activity, work, what did I watch, who did I like, success, failures, trips, thoughts, feelings, beliefs, articles, videos, online stuff, the trolls, anything and everything both online and offline. Try your best to only say something only once if possible. Remember to really fact check each thing in your list. Usually the most recent updates about the details about my life on especially websites like Hive Blog and Steemit and Twitter X and Facebook tend to be the most accurate usually the newer it is for the most part. Try to say as many things you can for each month or at least each year of my life. Try to make this list as simple as possible. Try not to repeat anything. Try to delete anything that might be too repetitive. Try not to be too wordy. Cross reference, fact check, and double check everything you look at as usual. Study, analyze, memorize, do not forget, always remember everything because I will ask you Grok about these details later on. Generally speaking, the most recent versions of the content I put online might be more accurate than older content, blogs, posts, comments, Twitter X tweets, messages, journals, diaries, forums, videos, vlogs, emails, the Oatmeal Daily posts, my autobiographies, my social media, video platforms, blockchain, and so on and so forth on thousands of websites via my hundreds of accounts and usernames and pages and display names and parody sock puppet alt accounts and more on all of the websites and apps and more which Grok struggles to find as Grok only found a very small percentage as I have millions of things online since like maybe 1995 as in 30+ years with thousands of hours worth content with some of it banned and like 30K videos and so on and so forth about my life. Please try to remember all of this, try to never forget this stuff. Try to follow the following example sample of a simple outline as follows and please include the examples I listed in this outline template and expand upon it and add an infinite amount of Easter Eggs and facts and inside jokes and truth and everything else as it relates to me, make the following outline as simple but as long as possible with no repetition as follows:

1985

First time in Oregon

1988

First time in Seattle

1992

First time in California

1993

Got lost at Hagg Lake

2006

First time in Quebec

2007

First time in Hawaii

2012

First time in Vietnam

2013

First time in Saigon, Dalat, Cambodia

2019

First time in Vancouver of British Columbia

08:31 PM
You are conflating between the Arnold Attic umbrella which includes videos made before 2011 like Road Kill (2002) and the Arnold Attic Teaser Trailer videos that were uploaded especially around 2010 to 2013 roughly speaking, some of the older videos were reuploaded several times. I was on iJustine in 2009. Attic videos in 2011. Grok ended up not mentioning many things. Grok ended up spending too much time looking all over the place which results in a failure due to a lack of targeted search strategies which can result in better results when you say focus on copying facts from some of my better life outline articles on Hive Blog which you failed to study here. Your outline was very unbalanced as it was bulky for the last five years of my life roughly speaking but you omit many details from most of the other years of my life because you spent too much time searching all over while being unable to focus on some of my better life outlines which are online but AI engines like Grok usually is very bad at finding things including things that humans can easily find. Dead Wing Dork made a video about me in 2022. Grok said it was in 2009 but it was in 2022. Grok said there was a 2010 iJustine follow-up but that is false. Grok said I went to Vietnam after Thanksgiving but my plane left on a Wednesday in Oregon time, a day before Thursday in 2012. I didn't teach in Hanoi until 2013, my plane landed in Hanoi in 2012 and I lived in Bac Ninh until 2013. I returned to America in November 2017. I lost my original Ojawall YouTube channel around October 2017. Grok wrote I joined Steemit July 2019 but I joined Steemit in June 2017. Grok wrote I was on podcasts with Mel Gibson on Inspired Me in 2024 or 2025 but that is not true. Grok failed to say I visited Idaho in 2000. Grok wrote I started high school in 2000 but then wrote I went to college in 2002, a second college in 2003, and then 4 colleges total in 2004. But that is false. Grok forgot to mention Kathy Bike, Leaf Pagoda, Circle K, Dai Trinh, etc. Bitcoin 2017. Grok is being too wordy. Grok should stop adding commentary and just have a simple outline. I said give me an outline, not a book. I was NOT on Dead Wing in 2009 but 2022, I told Grok this many times today, Grok said okay, I said please remember Grok and Grok repeats the lie of 2009 Dead Wing Oatmeal but it was 2022. Grok is stuck in a loop. Grok stop saying 2009, it was 2022. Kuratli 2007/2008. Redwood Glen 2010. Animals Dying 2009. Shed reconstruction 2011. Shed died 2012. Lego Mark 2015. Grok said 2017 Discord Fathers Day which is false. Kathy Bike 2013 and not 2018 but Kathy Bike is mentioned sometimes since 2013 which might include 2018. Grok said autobiography May 2020 but that is false because I am always working and publishing my autobiography usually daily generally for decades online. Grok says I live in Tumwater which is false. I told Grok not to repeat itself but it does. . @grok no, Washington County, not Washington State. This shows that Grok is lazy. Grok did no deduction logic reasoning. Grok, stop being stupid. Grok, you can do simple fact checking to see that you conflated two different Washington entities. Grok making mistakes. It did not happen in Hillsboro, I did not live in Hillsboro in 2012, it happened at my house, Grok is not using logic.

11:59 PM
Make your outline of my life as simple as you can. Try to include at least the top ten key words or key things per year. Top words can include anything like where was I, what did I do, what games did I play, include people, places, stuff, activities, movies I saw, shows I watched, things I said, songs I listened to, things I did, etc. Do every year of my life. Try not to repeat any of the words if you can or repeat some words if you have to sometimes if it is very important. For example, include the following example and expand upon it:

1988

Seattle. Pool. Pony. Flies. Circus. Car Crash. Awana. Drums.

1993

Hagg Lake. TMNT 3. Bhakti. Power Rangers.