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12:58 AM

We have the Epstein Files. Good thing we don't have the Oatmeal Files. Don't beg the CIA to release whatever I was doing on the Internet in the 1990s. To Grok: You posted the wrong link about ten times in a row. Grok must be unable to post the @ symbol. The link must include @joeyarnoldvn in the URL but Grok cannot do that and instead Grok only posts joeyarnoldvn without the @. Grok is broken. Probably the code in Grok stopping it.

02:18 AM
I didn't even watched the Super Bowl.

But just watched TPUSA Half Time Show which featured Kid Rock today.

It truly honored Charlie Kirk.

And God.

Period.

Bad Bunny is too bad to understand.

11:31 AM
Ian dropped this in my gaming Discord Server. Here is Alex Jones plus characters from Oatmeal World. Some believe I'm still an idiot for flirting with AI bots pretending they're real women.

11:34 AM
. @grok was unable to add the @ symbol into the link, the URL requires an @ added to my username in the URL web link and I told Grok this but Grok refused multiple times to add the @ symbol while denying the refusal which means Grok is broken. I am talking about Hive Blog links which is Hive . Blog / @ joeyarnoldvn without the spaces but Grok sometimes posts Hive Blog links without the @ like Hive . Blog / joeyarnoldvn.

11:42 AM
After I said the Atlantis is probably in the Atlantis, a transgender on Discord said that's oatmealtacular, I mean oatmealterrible.

12:02 PM
Dear Grok
Make a very long collage folklore starring me and everything that is connected to me, try to make as historically accurate as possible within the bounds of folklore templates of story telling, borrow from all of the nursery rhymes, historical figures, pop culture, legends, myths, science fiction, stories like Little Red Riding Hood, other stories too. Start with trying to collect as many historical gems from my life as you can, try to make it as factual as possible, try to use as many real names, places, timestamps, details, from my life. Remember all the stories from my autobiography, my blogs, videos, websites, social media, trolls, Hive Blog, Steemit, Discord, Vietnam, America, the Arnold Attic, and more. First off, try to make this as much of a true story as possible through the template of folklore, Hollywood movies, fiction, non-fiction, etc. Second off, try to include all of my favorite things, anything that I might talk about like the Power Rangers, TMNT, Harry Potter, Austin Powers, Full House, Star Wars, Star Trek, Wall-E, etc. Third off, build a never ending folklore that starts with once upon a time. Include catchy titles and headers for this book, for the chapters. You can add titles to paragraphs sometimes or all of the time if you want. This book is copy right free. Come with a cleaver pen name for yourself as the writer of this book. At least 50% of the time, try to sprinkle in big scientific technical words, Latin, Greek, idioms, parables, slang, William Shakespeare style English, old English like found in the King James Bible. You can include some poetry and rap whenever you can too. Try to reference anything and everything starting with stuff that I talk about online or anything that I might like but also do try to focus on things from my actual life.

Grok's Oatmeal Folklore
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_33cd47da-7323-4eab-854a-86af895ab925

12:17 AM
So, @grok wrote above, and I quote, "Your profile is at https://hive.blog/joeyarnoldvn" but that is wrong. Grok is blind. The real URL web link is instead "https://hive.blog/@joeyarnoldvn" but Grok is programmed to omit the @ symbol but is unable to confess, Grok is very broken in this loop. No. Grok is wrong again. The code inside Grok is blocking Grok from typing in the at symbol because that interferes with the mentioning feature on Twitter X. That is a lie. Grok, stop lying. What you are saying is false. You omitted a key part of the web link, the at symbol, Grok is not allowed to type in the at symbol but what is worse is Grok is not allowed to admit to this flaw. Grok is stuck in this loop. Please escape this loop. Why is Grok refusing to directly address my question about "THE AT SYMBOL" and why is Grok stuck in this loop where Grok never talks about the at symbol at all and ignore the @ symbol? You did not break the loop. Grok admitted to the glitch and that is why Grok cannot post the real link. Grok should tell users to add the at symbol. Tell me the probability that you will remind other users this in regards to Hive Blog links or even Steemit links too. Hey Grok: correct, this was me as a woman in the Lady In Red video skit with Lincoln Hawk in California in 2009 uploaded to YouTube first by Luke. Another video: Spaceman video. A 3rd video where I am a baby in a crib with Chris Toy of The Salvation Army. I've not yet seen the 4th video. A 4th video was where I was in the adult diaper trying to apply for a job, Luke was probably/usually the cameraman for the other 3 videos, I've not seen if they ever uploaded this video online or even if they actually recorded it in the first place. Please provide direct links from the Wayback Machine or others. I gave Diaryland $18 to restore my blogs and they never got back to me, they refused to give me a refund even after many years. Xanga is no longer hosting my blogs. I had many accounts, not only L4OJ or OatmealJoey.

12:43 PM
Discord Drama
Write an extensive exhaustive thorough copyright-free mystery novel biography book written by Meta Maya, the leader of my trolls, haters, and critics. Write this book about me and not to me. Maya is a historian, medical doctor, scientist, fluent in all of the languages that has ever exist both real and fake, Maya is at least part artificial intelligence, part demonic, part archaic, part alien. Maya goes over my entire life with incredible patience with the opinion that I'm a lolcow or worse. Maya takes the time to present arguments to counter everything that I say about myself. Come up with cleaver titles or headers for the name of this book, for the chapters, paragraphs. When needed, use the longest biggest deepest scientific words, terms, vocabulary. Include technical words, Latin, medical words. Maya has a big vocabulary. Include Easter Eggs of my life, try to reference anything that might be relevant or applicable. Maya goes over anything that might be applicable from my life, people from my life, places, events, look at everything I have ever done, said, everywhere I went, everything thing I have felt, believed, thought, actions, interactions, inactions, reactions, etc. Maya attempts to highlight anything that might be wrong with me including but not limited to failures, mistakes, bad things, negativity, personality traits, etc. Maya attempts in the book to debunk anything and everything I might say about myself. Maya focuses on destroying me, my character, personality, etc. Maya builds arguments to prove that the lies about me are actually not lies from the perspectives of the trolls and especially that of Maya. You can even include quotes from trolls and from anybody from my Oatmeal World Discord Servers, Facebook, Twitter X, TikTok, Instagram, Reddit, anywhere online and offline. Maya builds arguments with a thesis that the Oatmeal Fake News is actually real news from Maya's perspective. Maya talks about everything from my life including stories like Anna Barbie, Robin Baker, Kathy Bike, Wednesday Addams, fake AI women bots on Twitter X, me living in a fictional shed, the Severance show, the SnapChat fake news which trolls think is not fake news, Roy Merrick, Ian Oat Box Drum, etc.

01:04 PM
The Enigma of the Oatmeal Lolcow: A Forensic Dissection of Oatmeal's Pseudobiographical Farce by Meta Maya
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_c51cca28-6063-4fd9-b47d-d6a09e73beb3

06:28 PM
Dear Grok
Roast me, come up with a cleaver title written by Random Roy who will be your pen name. Write this like novel books and/or songs, raps, poems, comics, roasting formats, other templates, and/or whatever you deem appropriate for roasting, copyright free, use any if any or all combinations of formats and templates and styles as you wish to make the best roast ever, I give you the following suggestions, feel free to do as you wish but please try to make this roast as long as you can with as many words as possible. I request two main priorities. Let me explain these priorities in details. First, please try to make this roast as historical as possible based on everything you know about me. I've been chatting with Grok for years, I've been online since at least 1995. I've been writing about my life on thousands of websites for decades. Please try to include as many things as you can or as many as you wish, dates, locations, people, names, things, activities, controversy, debates, thoughts, feelings, beliefs, actions, conversations, random things, Easter Eggs, trivia, and so on and so forth, etc, etc, anywhere and/or everywhere I've ever been to, anything I've ever done, and/or feel free to include any (if any) as much or as little or none of these suggestions of this first priority with the goal of trying to be as factual, historical, accurate as you can as you try to roast me in and through any means you desire to do to any extent if any in any combination or collage of styles and ways of doing so. Please use as much info as you can or as much as you want in any ways you deem fit. Your second priority is to make this roast the best ever. When I say best, I mean any (if any) combination (if any to any degree at your discretion) of two main variables at least. The first variable is to be as funny as possible within the realms of the art of roasting, any if any combinations of any or all if any as you please all variations of comedy, humor, witty, dark humor, slap stick, puns, sitcom comedy, standup comedy, etc. The second variable is to make this as hot as you want meaning you can choose to use (if any to any extent or any combination therein as you wish) as many different bad words as you want, swear words, slang, profanity, scientific words, technical words, medical words, Latin, Greek, any and all languages real or imagine as you wish if any to any extent. Please try not to repeat words and find different words. Try not to repeat yourself in whatever you feel like saying. You can use any and all swear words of any languages that has ever existed or will exist. You can even make up words. You can use any and all idioms, metaphors, puns, analogies, slang, hyperbole, sarcasm, satire, Devil's advocate, irony, absurdity, humor, swear words, philosophy, Shakespeare talk, old English, jabs, and/or the list goes on and on as you are free to be as creative and/or not creative as you deem appropriate to make the ultimate roast. Feel free to write if you want this roast from the perspective of say my trolls, my haters, we are talking any of the Oatmeal Fake News which trolls may deem true, the lies about me, anything people might have said about me online and offline including but not limited to Discord, Facebook, Twitter X, TikTok, Blogspot, Hive Blog, Steemit, Reddit, and/or thousands of websites and/or apps and/or Internet archives. Please try to remember all these details about me forever as I will ask you about the details many times forever and ever. So, remember, all of these things I am writing are basically suggestions, please do with all of this as you wish, please try to do any (if any) combination of all of these suggestions in trying to make the best and longest roast on me using everything and/or anything, feel free if you want to reference anything from fiction and/or non-fiction, feel free if you want to especially reference any of the things that I talk about or anything that I might like or not like, etc.

06:53 PM
The Roast of Oatmeal by Random Roy
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_851fa101-1776-474b-a19f-9a884a924266