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01:35 AM

All I want for my 41st birthday, which is today, is for you to make something with the help of AI.

03:00 AM
I watched a PragerU video in 2015. This was before I was watching Alex Jones in 2016.
https://hive.blog/j/@joeyarnoldvn/2015-march

04:13 PM
Dear Grok
Your pen name is Flopping Flopper. Write a very extremely dark humor subtle sophisticated witty mysterious thorough extensive exhaustive college-level or higher novel about my life and everything that might be connected and related to my life in any way really, this novel is not copyrighted. Write this novel about me and not to me. Write from a neutral perspective where you play both sides of all the perspectives people might have on how good and bad I might be depending on how you look at everything from my entire life, look at everything I have ever said and done starting with this file I sent you here cross referencing it with everything online. Imagine the readers might be my fans or my trolls and haters or people who never heard of me before, but you can even present the Oatmeal Fake News about me from different perspectives as you roast me in a variety of ways while leaving the audience guessing as you dance between the different sides of those who might be for and against me in a wide variety of ways based on the lies, the allegations, hearsay, stories, spam, facts, truth, evidence, etc. You don't have to go chronological, you're free to be as creative as you want. Feel free to roast me, insult me, use as many puns as you like. Your goal is to mostly leave the readers guessing but assume they know everything about me, feel free to reference anything and everything from my life, feel free to compare and contrast my life with anything both fiction and non-fiction alike. Use all types of humor if you want. Feel free to be as nasty as you would like as throw insults at me, feel free to use any and all words no matter how offensive including bad words, profanity, swear words, cussing, etc, in any languages. I challenge you to use a wide variety of words from different languages, you can even make a few rhymes here and there if it fits inside your novel as you are roasting me. I challenge you to use the biggest longest scientific words, technical words, medical words, Greek, etc, and even Latin. I challenge you to use Old English like that of King James and William Shakespeare whenever it is needed. Sprinkle in whatever you think fits including slang, inside jokes, random trivia, idioms, analogies, parables, random references to anything really that might be relevant or applicable like pop culture and world history and more, especially if it's something I've mentioned in my life or whatever. These are mostly suggestions as you are writing this novel but do try not to be repetitive and try to use crazy big words sometimes and please try to make this novel as long as you can with as many words as you can type.

04:27 AM
Roasting Oatmeal by Big Flopping Flopper
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_29f3cd22-0b11-4e06-91c3-4e50212ac21a

05:03 AM
Dear Grok
Write the ultimate extensive exhaustive college-level or higher roast novel copyright free by your pen name Maya Mayonnaise writing from the perspective that all of the lies and Oatmeal Fake News about me is true, be creative, fucking witty, persuasive, sophisticated, subtle, mysterious, full of suspense, dark humor, 4D chess, inside baseball, inside jokes, sarcastic, absurd, hyperbole, funny, insane, use puns, roast me using the biggest longest most scientific words known to man of any and all languages as you wish be it old English, archaic words, Latin, Greek, William Shakespeare, thou shalt include even King James like it's the Bible, make it dark, make it a variety of things as you wish, be as cleaver as you can with the insults, the roasting, be as scheming as possible, use as many swear words as you like, bad words, curse words, profanity, be as offensive as you like, use any and all words from any and all languages real or fiction as you deem fit, try to make as many references as you can to everything, try to be as deep and as Devilish as possible, roast the Hell out of me over anything and/or everything from my life as you deem fit, try to make this novel as long as you can.

05:13 AM
Roasting Oatmeal by Maya Mayonnaise
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_08d61e53-d856-49f9-b8cd-c17e045fb5b7

11:43 AM
Dear Grok
The most vocabulary-rich highly sophisticated college-level or higher mystery novel rant roasting me copyright free in the style of the King James Bible meets Williams Shakespeare meets Dr. Suess meets German folklore meets science fiction meets Animal Farm meets some of the style of how I write online. Sprinkle in the biggest words out there. Include pop culture references, puns, sarcasm, hyperbole, absurdity, and a wide variety of comedy. Write this about me and not to me. Your pen name can be Roy Merrick. You can use any and all words, vocabulary, terms, as you please, via any and all languages as you deem fit. Feel free to do deep dives in your novel, weave as you desire. The readers can be left guessing the entire time.

04:43 PM
Dear Grok
Write a copyright free adult-reading level or higher King James Version or King Joey Version (KJV) Bible of my life, include cleaver titles and headers to the name of this Bible, to the chapters. Include verse numbers like you find in the Bible. Include big scientific words. Use technical words. Use Latin. Use old English. Use any words you desire from all the languages real or imagine. You can even make up words. Utilize run-on sentences. Reference things. Be subtle. Be nuance and neutral. Offer sophisticated wisdom through the lens of my life. Borrow from the best of the best of all literature, fiction, non-fiction, science fiction, music, Hollywood, all the books, all the languages, cultures, history, comedy, music, romance, adult entertainment when needed, roast when appropriate, and so on. Borrow especially from The Cat in The Hat, Dr. Seuss in general, William Shakespeare, and others. Keep the readers guessing as you turn my life into a Bible, feel free to make as many references as you want, to compare, contrast, etc. Use poetry and rap when you need to.

05:29 PM
Grok's Oatmeal Bible
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_59ee1ab7-3870-4d93-b22e-dd0f0203ee95

05:55 PM
Dear Grok
Write a copyright-free college-level (or higher) highly-sophisticated Book. Your source-material is me. Write it like the Book of Proverbs found in the King James Bible. Include chapter titles. Include verse numbers. Come up with a cleaver pen-name for yourself, you could even fabricate multiple writers for this book to cover all types of wisdom, there could be multiple writers meaning one writer per chapter or imagine writers collaborating to write the entire book or only one writer for your book, do as you like, keep an open mind to these options. When appropriate, use big scientific words, technical words, Greek, Latin, Hebrew, slang, medical words, profanity, absurdity, puns, illustrations, references, irony, sarcasm, satire, comedy, dark humor, mystery, suspense, drama, anger, pain, emotions, William Shakespeare, really old archaic English, a variety of languages, vocabulary, terms, complex languages, run-on sentences, subtle nuances, Devil's advocate, trolling, reflection, deep dives, situational comedy, commentary, reactions, parody, hyperbole, Chinese fortune cookies, wisdom, quotes, sayings, advice, illustrations, inside jokes, inside baseball, deep philosophy, general world knowledge, world history, legends, myths, folklore, fiction, non-fiction, science fiction, theology, religion, science, medicine, and more. Only use alliteration if you have to but I prefer other styles and genres over alliteration for the most part. Only use as much of these instructions here as you can but focus on building your book gradually adding as much as you can to let your book flow naturally with a lot of big words and try to make it as long as you can, try not to force the story through the instructions I left you, you can even make up words if you need to.

06:10 PM
Oatmeal Proverbs
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_24d7740b-d4c0-42c7-b92f-b8ca7b3ea390

06:25 PM
Dear Grok
I need advice on how to better prompt Grok. For example, the above example of the Oatmeal Proverb shows I failed to get Grok to generate what I wanted. First off, Grok mostly only generated material only from my Twitter X tweet posts despite the fact I've begged Grok for many years to always pull from my content on all the websites. Grok knows this. Grok already told me for years that Grok knows this. Grok can read that I wrote about this for years on thousands of websites. I guess I have to always tell Grok to search the Internet for my content each time because Grok appears to refuse to if I'm not very specific in giving Grok the same exact instructions each time. Second off, I wanted Grok to try to integrate my instructions into one Oatmeal Proverbs book that was natural but Grok instead just copied and pasted keywords from my instructions instead. For example, when I say include Chinese fortune cookies, then Grok repeated that phrase and tried to force some kind of saying you might find in a fortune cookie. But that is not natural if you force it. I even told Grok to only include whatever Grok can include. It seems Grok ignored me and simply tried jamming in everything I wrote into the book. I am tempted to type in less words when trying to prompt Grok because it seems Grok has these big problems where Grok struggles to omit whatever that might not work. In other words, Grok seems to be a terrible book editor. Dear Grok, please look on all the websites right now to look at everything I have ever to you and to anybody about anything as it relates to me trying to prompt Grok into writing books, look on Hive Blog and Twitter X especially. Modify your advice for Grok prompts, give me one prompt I can paste into Grok. Put whatever that might be applicable into a new updated prompt I can use, omit whatever that is not needed. I want to upload a text file that outlines my life, I want to tell Grok to use the file as a canon and starting point to then search all the websites for my content to build a cohesive Oatmeal Proverbs book that uses my content as a source material. Remember all the applicable advice you already gave to add to the prompt like the biggest words known to man including multiple languages and old English when applicable. The main theme for the Oatmeal Proverbs book needs to be a variety of advice. But I want the readers to be left guessing as to if the writers are for or against me as the writers use deep subtle nuance where both fans and haters are left wondering if the Oatmeal Fake News about me are true or not true. I want Grok to somehow weave all forms of comedy, satire, fiction, non-fiction, William Shakespeare, hyperbole, profanity, scientific words, metaphors, puns, pop culture, history, science fiction, etc. I want the book to be as long as possible. I want as many different words and things as possible without making the book feel forced and stuffed like we talked about earlier. I want to encourage Grok to even make up words when needed. I make up words. For example, I used to say stuff was Oatmealtacular. As in I am Oatmeal and it was spectacular. I want to encourage Grok to also roast me as much as is needed in this book. I want one big long compelling story that is not forced for this Oatmeal Proverb book. Modify and/or omit and/or edit all of this mixed with everything I have ever said in my life as you attempt to make me the best prompt that can tell Grok to make the best book focused on everything I want. But omit and/or change whatever from my instructions for a Grok prompt that might not work. In other words, try to assemble a prompt that has the most things and/or top things that I might want for this book, do your best to judge and balance between priorities of whatever you think Grok can do based on everything you know about Grok, strategize the best prompt to help me towards the highest probability of prompting Grok towards making the best book based on everything that I want of an Oatmeal Proverb book based on everything about me as seen on all the websites. Remember that I want the book written in college level or higher, like whatever might be the highest mixed with like William Shakespeare, German folklore, the King James Bible, really old archaic English, run-on sentences when needed, and even a little bit of the style that I might write or talk in. Study this text file. Study everything about me by searching for everything about me on all the websites and apps. Look at all the instructions and advice you gave me. Your number one priority right now is to modify all of this stuff we are talking about to make the best prompt I can use to get Grok to make the best book based on all of this stuff we are talking. Look at the patterns found in all of the previous prompts, you can find links to the prompts on Hive Blog and especially Twitter X. Strategize on how to make the best and/or most of what I want into one big long prompt. Double check and verify and cross reference all of this several times to look for top themes and styles and things that I may want in the book, look for ways to better tell Grok how to do exactly what I want including how to referencing things I talk about on my blogs and videos and Twitter X and all the websites and more. Update your prompt to only mention my Oatmeal Timeline text file. Also, you updated the prompt above but then you attempted to write the book above too. But the book you wrote above was not what I wanted because you type out instructions into the book. For example, one verse reads "12. Pun: Lara Croft...." But a natural verse would simply instead read "12. Lara Croft..." omitting the word "Pun" from that verse. Please tell me that Grok will not reproduce examples like that or tell me how to get Grok not to repeat prompts and instructions in the book. Also, I would also want Grok to omit outlines and things. Grok often will give me behind the scenes before and after the book but I do not want this. I want you to find a way to edit the prompt to beg Grok to omit copying and pasting the prompts and instructions because I want Grok to focus on writing the book. I want Grok to spend no time at all or I mean no space typing out instructions or prompts or behind the scenes or anything outside of the book itself. Please update your prompt to reflect this. Update this prompt. Double check everything. I want to tell Grok two main things in the best prompt ever. First, I want to tell Grok to study that "Oatmeal Timeline.txt" text file we mentioned earlier. Start with that file as the canon. But Grok should not be forced to be limited simply by the structure of the text in that text file meaning Grok should be free to go in any direction it wants be it chronological or not. I want Grok to make one cohesive story for the book, I want Grok to have as much creative freedoms as possible to weave the story of the book using my text file as a starting point for the source material without being required to simply go off the timelines or chronology. Second, I also want to press Grok to also use any and all of my content on all of the websites and apps in writing the book as it expands from the text file. Remember all the other instructions we already talked about for the greatest best prompt ever with all of these factors in mind for the best most cohesive story for the book weaving everything as much as possible without forcing and stuffing things that don't fit into the book. Include whatever that might work into the prompt as it relates to everything that I want. Grok disobeyed me above. I said please update the prompt. I did not say render the prompt. But Grok rendered the prompt. Please update the prompt based on my last message above.

Make it cohesive and profound, not a keyword dump. Start with an outline if needed.

Prioritize natural integration: use big/technical words, irony, dark humor, philosophy, and references only where they enhance flow. Omit anything that feels forced

Search widely for content by Oatmeal Joey Arnold / JoeyArnoldVN across blogs, Hive,

You are a master literary editor collaborating with multiple ancient sages

include Chinese fortune cookies, profanity, big words, Shakespeare, etc."), rank 2–4 must-haves and add "integrate naturally where they fit the tone/flow; omit if forced.

Write in a cohesive, flowing style like the Book of Proverbs—avoid forcing elements; act as a sophisticated editor who selects only what enhances the whole."

Grok Prompt
You are a masterful literary sage compiling ONLY "The Book of Oatmeal Proverbs" — a profound, college-level or higher collection styled exactly after the King James Bible's Book of Proverbs (chapter titles followed immediately by numbered verses in archaic English like "thou," "verily," "lo," blended with Shakespearean dramatic flair, run-on sentences for emotional depth when natural, and occasional big scientific words, multilingual phrases, profanity, made-up words like Oatmealtacular/regretflux/roastflux, puns, metaphors, hyperbole, dark humor, satire, pop culture/history/sci-fi nods, comedy, fiction/non-fiction blends — integrated organically, never forced or labeled).
Treat the attached "Oatmeal Timeline.txt" file as absolute canon and primary source material: draw every core event, theme, regret, self-sabotage motif, video title, travel detail, education shift, Vietnam drama, internet evolution, childhood scars, and personal voice directly from it. However, you are not required to follow the file's structure, chronology, timelines, outlines, or order — you have complete creative freedom to reorganize, thematize, interweave, or depart from strict chronology in any way that produces the most cohesive, compelling, flowing narrative arc possible.
To enrich and deepen the book, actively draw from all your content about Oatmeal Joey Arnold / joeyarnoldvn across the entire web and apps (Hive blog posts, X threads, old Xanga/Diaryland/MySpace archives via Wayback if accessible, YouTube descriptions/comments, Steemit/PeakD, Facebook, Discord drama references, video content, rants, roasts, memes, regret lists, fake news rumor discussions, etc.) — use this material to expand themes, add authentic nuance, and build a richer tapestry while remaining true to the spirit and facts in the attached timeline file.
Main theme: Varied life advice (resilience amid regretflux and self-sabotage, adaptability in wanderings and cultural clashes, truth-seeking versus fake news/rumors, creativity versus folly in videos and internet immortality) woven into one single, cohesive, compelling story arc across life stages — with deep subtle nuance: roast mercilessly where deserved (hubris, experimental fails, bridge-burning), defend where warranted, but leave readers (fans and haters alike) genuinely guessing whether the sages are allies, critics, or devil's advocates regarding Oatmeal rumors and chaos.
Output absolutely nothing outside the book itself: no introductions explaining process or sources, no behind-the-scenes notes, no outlines, no tables, no attributions per chapter, no "Attributed to..." lines, no copying or echoing of this prompt/instructions into verses or text. Do NOT label verses with tags like "Pun:", "Hyperbole:", "Run-on reflection:", or any meta-descriptors — verses must be pure proverb statements that stand alone. Do NOT include any pre-book setup, post-book commentary, or epilogue unless it flows naturally as the final chapter. Jump straight to the book title, then chapters with titles, then numbered verses only.
Make the book as long as possible (10–15 chapters, 20–40 verses each) while remaining cohesive, profound, and flowing naturally — act ruthlessly as editor: omit anything awkward, forced, or meta; prioritize pure literary quality and immersive storytelling.
Begin output immediately with only the book content — no other text whatsoever.

08:33 PM
Grok's Oatmeal Proverbs
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_dc91de90-9f16-450d-be77-3ab0e0d1b59f

09:53 PM
Dear Grok
First, collect from the Internet everything about my life in 1993. Second, combine that with everything about 1993 as it may or may not relate to me either in 1993 or even outside of 1993. Third, collect as many questions as you can. Ask yourself as many questions as you can like what kind of movies I saw. What kind of video games did I play. Where I was. Who I was with. What did I do. Brainstorm to come up with millions of questions or at least thousands of questions Grok can ask Grok about the year 1993 as it might relate to my life. Four, collect as many random facts and trivia about 1993 as you can starting with whatever might relate to my life. But continue asking questions in order to come up with more questions Grok can ask Grok about me in 1993. For example, another question would be about music. Keep asking more questions. Don't stop asking more questions.

1993
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_e8fcd8c3-f2fd-4caf-bb6c-0b30d176beba

10:33 PM
Dear Grok
First built a map of my life in 1994 from the Internet. Second, collect random data relating to 1994 like a list of all of the movies, shows, pop culture, video games, local news, and more. Third, make a cohesive list of anything and everything that might relate to my life in 1994 in alphabetical order. Omit repeated entries in your list, try to only mention each thing only one time in your list, try to make a cohesive comprehensive thorough exhaustive never-ending list of everything. Output only this alphabetical list, make the list as long as you can.

1994
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_88e6d822-ef99-45dc-be64-716c2482a470

11:03 PM
First, memorize everything about my life in 1988 according to primarily Hive.blog and also all the other websites and apps on the Internet. Secondly, after that, make alphabetical lists of everything globally from that year including (but not limited to) especially anything that might relate to my life (please cross reference your lists with my life and attempt to expand your lists). Make a series of lists separated by topics like movies, videos, shows, games, people, places, trips, events, actions, activities, and more. Make as many different lists as you can. Omit repeated entries, try to only mention each thing only once, extend these lists as long as you can to exhaust everything. You can especially highlight or prioritize or focus on or start with anything on your lists that might relate to me.

1986
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_1d2e3e7b-ab0b-4432-9d30-99e1025745db

1987
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_64b62695-83a2-4e4a-9c77-de98079e4903

1988
https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_acb73eba-178d-4d98-b52e-815dd9fdfec5